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Wolverine has the absolute WORST water I've EVER seen in a modern video game. N64 graphics. YIKES!

Wolverine has the absolute WORST water I've EVER seen in a modern video game. N64 graphics. YIKES!

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Wolverine has the WORST looking lava I’ve ever seen in a video game! PS2 graphics. YIKES!

Wolverine has the WORST looking lava I’ve ever seen in a video game! PS2 graphics. YIKES!

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Control Resonant has 2D interiors this is INEXCUSABLE for a $70 DOLLAR game in 2026. YIKES!

Control Resonant has 2D interiors this is INEXCUSABLE for a $70 DOLLAR game in 2026. YIKES!

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7 YEARS of development for this? ZERO water effects. DO NOT Buy Gears of War E-Day!

7 YEARS of development for this? ZERO water effects. DO NOT Buy Gears of War E-Day!

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Control Resonant is beyond TERRIBLE! There's hardly ANY destruction in this MOBILE game sequel. Do NOT buy. YIKES!

Control Resonant is beyond TERRIBLE! There's hardly ANY destruction in this MOBILE game sequel. Do NOT buy. YIKES!

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This is HORRIBLE! The flag doesn't blow in the wind in the Black Flag Remake until you get closer to it. We're in 2026 and they STILL can't get it right. YIKES!

This is HORRIBLE! The flag doesn't blow in the wind in the Black Flag Remake until you get closer to it. We're in 2026 and they STILL can't get it right. YIKES!

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Gears of War E-Day LACKS detail. WHAT is this? NOTHING is destructible at all. YIKES!

Gears of War E-Day LACKS detail. WHAT is this? NOTHING is destructible at all. YIKES!

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The lack of detail in 007 First Light is EMBARRASSINGLY bad. It's 2026 and we still have statue NPCs that don't react to anything. YIKES!

The lack of detail in 007 First Light is EMBARRASSINGLY bad. It's 2026 and we still have statue NPCs that don't react to anything. YIKES!

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What were they THINKING? Wolverine 300 million dollar budget btw. UNREAL!

What were they THINKING? Wolverine 300 million dollar budget btw. UNREAL!

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There's NO WAY GTA 6 will be ready for Nov 19 launch. NPC riding the bike has ZERO REACTION and even stops moving despite all the carnage and chaos. 1 BILLION DOLLAR game BTW. It's CLEAR that GTA 6 needs more time in the oven. YIKES!

There's NO WAY GTA 6 will be ready for Nov 19 launch. NPC riding the bike has ZERO REACTION and even stops moving despite all the carnage and chaos. 1 BILLION DOLLAR game BTW. It's CLEAR that GTA 6 needs more time in the oven. YIKES!

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Mafia 3, which released a DECADE ago has more realistic, complex traffic AI than GTA 6

Mafia 3, which released a DECADE ago has more realistic, complex traffic AI than GTA 6

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7 YEARS of development time and THIS is all they have to show for? Do NOT buy Gears of War E-Day. YIKES!

7 YEARS of development time and THIS is all they have to show for? Do NOT buy Gears of War E-Day. YIKES!

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Even Mario Kart World, unlike GTA 6, has fake 3D interiors. This is running on underpowered Switch 2 hardware btw. GTA 6 is a ONE BILLION DOLLAR game and it somehow looks WORSE...YIKES!

Even Mario Kart World, unlike GTA 6, has fake 3D interiors. This is running on underpowered Switch 2 hardware btw. GTA 6 is a ONE BILLION DOLLAR game and it somehow looks WORSE...YIKES!

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Control Resonant is the biggest DOWNGRADE in video game history. WHAT happened to the next level destruction? The industry is going BACKWARDS. $70 dollar game btw. DO NOT buy.

Control Resonant is the biggest DOWNGRADE in video game history. WHAT happened to the next level destruction? The industry is going BACKWARDS. $70 dollar game btw. DO NOT buy.

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Do NOT buy Control Resonant! The NPCs don’t even react or move a muscle in this SLOP! Absolutely ZERO detail. YIKES!

Do NOT buy Control Resonant! The NPCs don’t even react or move a muscle in this SLOP! Absolutely ZERO detail. YIKES!

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Silent Hill Townfall is HORRIBLE! NOTHING in the world even reacts to your swings. It's all just one big non interactive JPEG. Do NOT buy this museum game. YIKES!

Silent Hill Townfall is HORRIBLE! NOTHING in the world even reacts to your swings. It's all just one big non interactive JPEG. Do NOT buy this museum game. YIKES!

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This is beyond TERRIBLE! The enemy AI in Wolverine is GLUED to your movements on the motorcycle. YIKES!

This is beyond TERRIBLE! The enemy AI in Wolverine is GLUED to your movements on the motorcycle. YIKES!

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WOLVERINE has better, more complex and sophisticated destruction than CONTROL Resonant

WOLVERINE has better, more complex and sophisticated destruction than CONTROL Resonant

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This is INEXCUSABLE! GTA IV a game that released nearly TWO DECADES ago has better, more realistic bullet holes, smoke and sparks than GTA 6. 1 BILLION DOLLAR game btw. SHEESH!

This is INEXCUSABLE! GTA IV a game that released nearly TWO DECADES ago has better, more realistic bullet holes, smoke and sparks than GTA 6. 1 BILLION DOLLAR game btw. SHEESH!

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Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced is a GHOST town with far LESS NPCs than the original. The world feels stiff and hollow. $60 remake btw...YIKES!

Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced is a GHOST town with far LESS NPCs than the original. The world feels stiff and hollow. $60 remake btw...YIKES!

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Wolverine has ANOTHER motorcycle section and you don’t have to press ANYTHING. The game plays itself! YIKES!

Wolverine has ANOTHER motorcycle section and you don’t have to press ANYTHING. The game plays itself! YIKES!

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22,252,777 görüntüleme • 25 gün önce

WOLVERINE is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

WOLVERINE is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

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Gears of War E-Day is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

Gears of War E-Day is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

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Star Wars Galactic Racer is TERRIBLE! You don’t even have to steer your spacecraft. This isn’t even a game. YIKES!

Star Wars Galactic Racer is TERRIBLE! You don’t even have to steer your spacecraft. This isn’t even a game. YIKES!

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Witcher 3 REMASTERED is TERRIBLE! The enemy AI just stands around and doesn't even attack. No wonder why it's FREE. They didn't even try. SAD!

Witcher 3 REMASTERED is TERRIBLE! The enemy AI just stands around and doesn't even attack. No wonder why it's FREE. They didn't even try. SAD!

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2,058,671 görüntüleme • 12 gün önce

Silent Hill Townfall is TERRIBLE! There’s ZERO destruction nothing is interactive in this museum game. Do NOT buy!

Silent Hill Townfall is TERRIBLE! There’s ZERO destruction nothing is interactive in this museum game. Do NOT buy!

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1,930,978 görüntüleme • 20 gün önce

Gears of War E-Day requires ZERO input WHAT is this? WHAT were they thinking? YIKES!

Gears of War E-Day requires ZERO input WHAT is this? WHAT were they thinking? YIKES!

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453,726 görüntüleme • 10 gün önce

007 First Light is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

007 First Light is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

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8,216,106 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

You LITERALLY DO NOT have to play Gears of War E-Day. THIS is on NORMAL difficultly btw. Absolutely INEXCUSABLE!

You LITERALLY DO NOT have to play Gears of War E-Day. THIS is on NORMAL difficultly btw. Absolutely INEXCUSABLE!

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The ENTIRE BOSS FIGHT can be BEAT without even engaging in combat until the end. YIKES! You can literally just walk around. 7 YEARS of development for THIS? Do NOT Buy Gears of War E-Day.

The ENTIRE BOSS FIGHT can be BEAT without even engaging in combat until the end. YIKES! You can literally just walk around. 7 YEARS of development for THIS? Do NOT Buy Gears of War E-Day.

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Mixtape is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

Mixtape is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

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5,246,342 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

THIS is Gears of War E-Day. ZERO combat required. Modern gaming in a nutshell. This is NOT on easy btw. YIKES!

THIS is Gears of War E-Day. ZERO combat required. Modern gaming in a nutshell. This is NOT on easy btw. YIKES!

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204,471 görüntüleme • 9 gün önce

Wolverine has some of the WORST enemy AI I've ever seen in a video game. You don't even have to play it. Nothing was even programmed. YIKES!

Wolverine has some of the WORST enemy AI I've ever seen in a video game. You don't even have to play it. Nothing was even programmed. YIKES!

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They STILL haven't fixed the motorcycle section in WOLVERINE. You can, even AFTER the latest update, beat it WITHOUT ever picking up the controller. 300 MILLON dollar budget btw and they still CAN'T get it right. YIKES!

They STILL haven't fixed the motorcycle section in WOLVERINE. You can, even AFTER the latest update, beat it WITHOUT ever picking up the controller. 300 MILLON dollar budget btw and they still CAN'T get it right. YIKES!

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179,760 görüntüleme • 15 gün önce

Forza Horizon 6 is the absolute WORST racing game I've ever played in my life. The lack of detail is UNACCEPTABLE in 2026. Do NOT buy!

Forza Horizon 6 is the absolute WORST racing game I've ever played in my life. The lack of detail is UNACCEPTABLE in 2026. Do NOT buy!

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988,544 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

Gears of War E-Day is a total DISASTER. 7 YEARS development time and THIS buggy unfinished mess is the result. YIKES! DO NOT buy!

Gears of War E-Day is a total DISASTER. 7 YEARS development time and THIS buggy unfinished mess is the result. YIKES! DO NOT buy!

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52,310 görüntüleme • 10 gün önce

No WONDER why it’s FREE. Witcher 3 REMASTERED is a JOKE! Enemies don’t even engage and stand around even in close proximity. YIKES!

No WONDER why it’s FREE. Witcher 3 REMASTERED is a JOKE! Enemies don’t even engage and stand around even in close proximity. YIKES!

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47,179 görüntüleme • 11 gün önce

It's UNREAL how AC Origins DESTROYS Black Flag remake. It's clear that modern devs just don't have that same work ethic, drive or skillset to deliver a game that exceeds expectations. When a game that came out nearly a DECADE ago is more detailed and realistic, well, we got problems! SAD!

It's UNREAL how AC Origins DESTROYS Black Flag remake. It's clear that modern devs just don't have that same work ethic, drive or skillset to deliver a game that exceeds expectations. When a game that came out nearly a DECADE ago is more detailed and realistic, well, we got problems! SAD!

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This is HORRIBLE! The soldiers don't even react or fight back in the Halo Remake like they do in the 2001 original. We're in 2026 btw and they STILL can't get it right. YIKES!

This is HORRIBLE! The soldiers don't even react or fight back in the Halo Remake like they do in the 2001 original. We're in 2026 btw and they STILL can't get it right. YIKES!

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45,506 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce

NPCs can't even leave the restroom in 007 First Light. They said this was "GOTY contender" btw. You have to be KIDDING me IO Interactive In 2026, with more compute power than EVER before, you'd think we'd see this medium progress instead of regress. YIKES!

NPCs can't even leave the restroom in 007 First Light. They said this was "GOTY contender" btw. You have to be KIDDING me IO Interactive In 2026, with more compute power than EVER before, you'd think we'd see this medium progress instead of regress. YIKES!

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65,027 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce