Sir Michael Take CBE

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The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 I can also be found here too: https://t.co/czJlwAsKtK

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Utterly disgusting behaviour by Prince Louis mocking Prince George his brother &amp; our future King.😡 Our WW2 veterans must have been appalled by his lack of respect. They didn’t fight to see our Royal family behave like this. William &amp; Kate are obviously soft leftist parents.😒

I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing &amp; actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

I quote from Andrew Tate’s X profile: ‘Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.’ Erm… This is certainly not the case when it comes to boxing Andy. Oh dear. You poor little love. 😉

The Iran Crisis. America’s current position:

You know I’m a Tory through &amp; through but I do think Nigel Farage would make an excellent Prime Minister. Why? Well I absolutely ❤️ the way he talks our great nation up. He sells the UK so well. No exaggerated lies or pandering to President Trump. We are so lucky to have him. 🇬🇧

RIP John Prescott. Renowned as a fighter and really tough chap. Of course we in The Conservative Party also had an MP who was a bit of a rugged ‘bruiser’. Step forward Mark Field. Remember when he took on a violent protestor and came out on top. Hard. 👊🥊

Golf once was an example of sportsmanship &amp; good manners. But look at this. Europe’s Ryder Cup team mocking President Trump. Mr Trump is a much loved man &amp; a great peacemaker. These golfers should be reprimanded.😡 This is why we must never rejoin The EU!

I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire. Look at the faraway look in his eyes. The sadness. The furrowed brow. The dull listlessness…😔 Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns? 😱

Rishi like MANY of us Tories, had it hard. As a child he had no Sky TV. I too grew up in poverty. I never had a nanny. In fact we never had a butler either. We never had stables. At Eton I was one of the boys mocked because my papa couldn’t afford a mistress. Life was TOUGH! 😔

Only 3 months into a Labour Government and just look at the state of our weather. 😡😤

To those who say Liz Truss is unhinged, I URGE you to watch this clip of her finest moments. It proves Liz is moist, pert &amp; free of fleas. She has all the qualities to lead our party again. Ignore the deep state Ignore our deceased Queen Liz is our girl!❤️

Mr Trump’s inaugural meeting of his Bored of Peace looked great fun! Held to a background of Elvis tunes it was lovely to see Gianni Infantile President of the Nation of FIFA present. Not only that President Bernardo Manning of Argentina proved he was a hunk of burning love.🥳

We’re rehearsing our village pantomime! Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup. Carol Malone &amp; Priti Patel are the ugly sisters. Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers. Richard Tice is Aladdin. And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy! 🎭😊

Here’s my old pal Michelle Mone reacting to the news that the Covid Enquiry will now hear evidence of her controversial PPE contracts in private. She seems to be quite pleased…😳

Pssssst… Don’t tell my wife Bunty. But I’ve arranged a special, personal Christmas greeting for her. 🎄 It’s from a top celebrity! I wonder if he’ll show her his Yuletide log? 🎅 Do you think she’ll be impressed?

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There is something hugely satisfying in seeing Kemi pouring her creamy products over a stiff dry cone. 🥵 This is what our great nation wants! Incidentally how can Mel Stride be both inside &amp; outside the ice cream booth at the same time? Call it Conservative magic! 🇬🇧

Yesterday morning I came across this rather shabby strange man in a lift. He kept babbling away about fat people and Victorian lifts. It was, to put it mildly, rather sad. Does anyone know who this poor chap is? He probably just needs a nice cup of tea and someone to talk to.😔

I see GB News is now using pantomime dame Christopher Biggins as a political analyst.😳 What next? Ant &amp; Dec to debate banning the burqa? Bradley Walsh to solve the Gaza crisis? Alison Hammond to analyse Rachel Reeves’ spending review? Katie Price to discuss NHS funding? 🥺

#bbclaurak Come on Kunsy! Let’s get some PROPER politicians on the show. Great statesmen who are truly trying to find solutions to problems of world importance. Just LISTEN to Michael Fabricant &amp; how he wrestles with issues that affect us all! 👏🇬🇧

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When your Grandad goes out into the garden to get a bit of fresh air after drinking too much sherry at Christmas… 🥴

Do listen to this. It’s old racist biddy Prune Slater giving advice to the misogynist plumber in Makerfield. My wife Bunty &amp; I just love speeding Prune’s voice up…it makes her videos so entertaining. This one gets particularly frantic &amp; hysterical towards the end.😳

This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage &amp; Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives &amp; fans of Kemi &amp; brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺

Far too many fireworks. Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words. I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries. Hardly any Union Jacks &amp; no National Anthem at the end. The London fireworks were a disgrace. Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame! 😤

Lee Anderson. Almost Prime Ministerial. A true statesman. 🇬🇧

The strongest &amp; most intelligent leader we ever had was Liz Truss. Even after 5 pints of strong lager this woman slurs common sense and rationality. If Keir Starmer wants to succeed he needs to be more Truss like. 🍻🇬🇧

With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes &amp; Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted &amp; beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo &amp; Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️

If Liz Truss, one of Britain’s most effective and widely respected Prime Ministers, says Mark Carney will not be good for Canada you know this will be the case. Say what you like about Liz but her judgement on all matters political is ALWAYS spot on.✅

Thought I recognised this chap from Sunderland. It’s Clem He was our professional village idiot about 10 years ago. Clem was very good: He sniffed horses Ate cardboard Leaked Smelled of eggs And spaffed on hedges. He’s obviously gone into politics now. 🤔

#HIGNFY This is DISGUSTING!😡 A group of men, all leftists,committing blatant misogyny &amp; bullying an intelligent &amp; much loved female politician. This brave woman is the fragrant Andrea Jenkyns whose courage is so inspiring as Hislop &amp; his gang attack her.

Please listen to this clip. President Donald Trump Should we now call him ‘Son of God?’ My wife Bunty has started praying to him &amp; has constructed a small shrine devoted to him. It consists of ear bandages &amp; a sculpture of Donald on the cross made out of carrots. Praise the Lord!

Nigel Farage is NOT a hypocrite. He is there to make women feel safe &amp; to protect these women, their daughters &amp; granddaughters from anti social behaviour. Behaviour such as shouting abuse from a van. After all Rachel Reeves is not a woman…no…she’s erm…a Labour politician.🤔

Martin Lewis has DESTROYED the UK Now he is ruining Christmas with his bloody statistics on how to win at Monopoly. What next? Martin Lewis’s statistical approach to: Wiping your bottom? Eating moist bread? Conker usage? God? Is this man a Chinese spy? 😡

Pity poor Jacob Rees-Mogg.😔 He turns up at a TV studio with an almighty bad hangover to find a somewhat disturbed &amp; deranged elderly woman preaching at him. 😱

A woman who lives in Dubai &amp; never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳 She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her! SmallTalk TV! 😂

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto! Along with National Service we’re also bringing back: Hanging Fox hunting Black &amp; White TV Rationing Grammar Schools The cane Typewriters Lice Rickets Virginity World War &amp; Britain will look like this👇 Huzzah!

Fanny Nugget (BBC Linekerist lackey) viciously bullies saintly Priti Patel by saying Defence spending fell by £10b over 14 years of Conservative govt. Watch Priti destroy her, proving why we Conservatives deserve so much credit for our time in power! 🇬🇧💪

On our way back from Glastonbury we met ‘Merce’ He’s a homeless ex soldier forced to beg on the streets. All he wanted was a cup of tea, some skunk &amp; someone who could treat his fleas. He wants you to vote Tory because he knows we are the party who care.❤️

So sad to see Michael Gove cavorting with Lisa Nandy in an Aberdeenshire discotheque. This shows how dangerous wrap music can be. It leads to hip thrusting &amp; promiscuity. Churchill NEVER went clubbing with Marxists. Lee Anderson needs to sort Govey out!😡

Andy Cooper the delightful Conservative candidate in Tamworth sadly lost.😔 However he has a bright future in our party. Especially with such a lovely &amp; caring wife. Her confidence in him was so heartwarming to see. As this pre by election video shows: 😊

Utterly disgusting behaviour by Prince Louis mocking Prince George his brother & our future King.😡 Our WW2 veterans must have been appalled by his lack of respect. They didn’t fight to see our Royal family behave like this. William & Kate are obviously soft leftist parents.😒

I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

You know I’m a Tory through & through but I do think Nigel Farage would make an excellent Prime Minister. Why? Well I absolutely ❤️ the way he talks our great nation up. He sells the UK so well. No exaggerated lies or pandering to President Trump. We are so lucky to have him. 🇬🇧

Golf once was an example of sportsmanship & good manners. But look at this. Europe’s Ryder Cup team mocking President Trump. Mr Trump is a much loved man & a great peacemaker. These golfers should be reprimanded.😡 This is why we must never rejoin The EU!

To those who say Liz Truss is unhinged, I URGE you to watch this clip of her finest moments. It proves Liz is moist, pert & free of fleas. She has all the qualities to lead our party again. Ignore the deep state Ignore our deceased Queen Liz is our girl!❤️

We’re rehearsing our village pantomime! Huw Edwards plays Baron Hardup. Carol Malone & Priti Patel are the ugly sisters. Gregg Wallace plays Buttons, who hilariously keeps losing his trousers. Richard Tice is Aladdin. And here’s Boris Johnson as Mounjaro the Christmas fairy! 🎭😊

There is something hugely satisfying in seeing Kemi pouring her creamy products over a stiff dry cone. 🥵 This is what our great nation wants! Incidentally how can Mel Stride be both inside & outside the ice cream booth at the same time? Call it Conservative magic! 🇬🇧

I see GB News is now using pantomime dame Christopher Biggins as a political analyst.😳 What next? Ant & Dec to debate banning the burqa? Bradley Walsh to solve the Gaza crisis? Alison Hammond to analyse Rachel Reeves’ spending review? Katie Price to discuss NHS funding? 🥺

#bbclaurak Come on Kunsy! Let’s get some PROPER politicians on the show. Great statesmen who are truly trying to find solutions to problems of world importance. Just LISTEN to Michael Fabricant & how he wrestles with issues that affect us all! 👏🇬🇧

Do listen to this. It’s old racist biddy Prune Slater giving advice to the misogynist plumber in Makerfield. My wife Bunty & I just love speeding Prune’s voice up…it makes her videos so entertaining. This one gets particularly frantic & hysterical towards the end.😳

This is punk rocker Rod Stewart. After openly supporting Farage & Reform, I sense Rod is in for a HARD time at #Glastonbury tomorrow. Nearly all the Glasto audience are Conservatives & fans of Kemi & brave Bob Jenrick who recently confronted fare dodgers. I fear for you Rod!🤘🥺

Far too many fireworks. Loud wrap music full of indecipherable words. I’m sure many fish have sustained injuries. Hardly any Union Jacks & no National Anthem at the end. The London fireworks were a disgrace. Sadiq Khan hold your head in shame! 😤

The strongest & most intelligent leader we ever had was Liz Truss. Even after 5 pints of strong lager this woman slurs common sense and rationality. If Keir Starmer wants to succeed he needs to be more Truss like. 🍻🇬🇧

With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes & Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted & beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo & Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️

#HIGNFY This is DISGUSTING!😡 A group of men, all leftists,committing blatant misogyny & bullying an intelligent & much loved female politician. This brave woman is the fragrant Andrea Jenkyns whose courage is so inspiring as Hislop & his gang attack her.

Please listen to this clip. President Donald Trump Should we now call him ‘Son of God?’ My wife Bunty has started praying to him & has constructed a small shrine devoted to him. It consists of ear bandages & a sculpture of Donald on the cross made out of carrots. Praise the Lord!

Nigel Farage is NOT a hypocrite. He is there to make women feel safe & to protect these women, their daughters & granddaughters from anti social behaviour. Behaviour such as shouting abuse from a van. After all Rachel Reeves is not a woman…no…she’s erm…a Labour politician.🤔

Pity poor Jacob Rees-Mogg.😔 He turns up at a TV studio with an almighty bad hangover to find a somewhat disturbed & deranged elderly woman preaching at him. 😱

A woman who lives in Dubai & never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳 She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her! SmallTalk TV! 😂

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto! Along with National Service we’re also bringing back: Hanging Fox hunting Black & White TV Rationing Grammar Schools The cane Typewriters Lice Rickets Virginity World War & Britain will look like this👇 Huzzah!

On our way back from Glastonbury we met ‘Merce’ He’s a homeless ex soldier forced to beg on the streets. All he wanted was a cup of tea, some skunk & someone who could treat his fleas. He wants you to vote Tory because he knows we are the party who care.❤️

So sad to see Michael Gove cavorting with Lisa Nandy in an Aberdeenshire discotheque. This shows how dangerous wrap music can be. It leads to hip thrusting & promiscuity. Churchill NEVER went clubbing with Marxists. Lee Anderson needs to sort Govey out!😡

Andy Cooper the delightful Conservative candidate in Tamworth sadly lost.😔 However he has a bright future in our party. Especially with such a lovely & caring wife. Her confidence in him was so heartwarming to see. As this pre by election video shows: 😊