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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

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didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

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the most truest truth ever told 😅

the most truest truth ever told 😅

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perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

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when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹

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when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹

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this was where it all started for me 🌚

this was where it all started for me 🌚

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somebody might need this today

somebody might need this today

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when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

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two things: 1. they both are aging incredibly well 2. will never see men in the meat section the same way ever again and might even giggle a bit now

two things: 1. they both are aging incredibly well 2. will never see men in the meat section the same way ever again and might even giggle a bit now

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he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

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all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

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hold on a second now

hold on a second now

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embarrassed to admit that this might feel a bit familiar 😅

embarrassed to admit that this might feel a bit familiar 😅

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OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

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"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

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oh he's in love love ❤️

oh he's in love love ❤️

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Teedra Moses, baby, you have our undivided attention.

Teedra Moses, baby, you have our undivided attention.

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my dad, the pothead and nature lover would have been absolutely obsessed with this 🥹

my dad, the pothead and nature lover would have been absolutely obsessed with this 🥹

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my first experience with a school closing via text message was as a parent. made me feel like it was the coolest thing ever, but also pissed me off because I walked TEN MILES in 3 feet of snow to find out if we had a 2-hour delay 😭

my first experience with a school closing via text message was as a parent. made me feel like it was the coolest thing ever, but also pissed me off because I walked TEN MILES in 3 feet of snow to find out if we had a 2-hour delay 😭

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At the time of recording "Beauty & the Beast" (1991), Celine Dion was actually considered an "up & coming" singer. Disney was concerned she may not have been a "strong enough" pull to do the song alone. They asked the seasoned and well-known R&B star, Peabo Bryson to sing the duet along with Celine. It became a massive hit and it would also win them a Grammy for the song. Peabo Bryson & Celine Dion truly gave us one of the most magical Disney theme songs of all time with "Beauty & the Beast". Peabo's signature sound and soothing tones will definitely be missed, but never forgotten.

At the time of recording "Beauty & the Beast" (1991), Celine Dion was actually considered an "up & coming" singer. Disney was concerned she may not have been a "strong enough" pull to do the song alone. They asked the seasoned and well-known R&B star, Peabo Bryson to sing the duet along with Celine. It became a massive hit and it would also win them a Grammy for the song. Peabo Bryson & Celine Dion truly gave us one of the most magical Disney theme songs of all time with "Beauty & the Beast". Peabo's signature sound and soothing tones will definitely be missed, but never forgotten.

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ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

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this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

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honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

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who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

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please let us never forget how stunning a natural brickhouse body truly is

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please let us never forget how stunning a natural brickhouse body truly is

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as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

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it's not the same and more places need to start making them

it's not the same and more places need to start making them

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this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

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well I'll be damned

well I'll be damned

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why do I feel like I could listen to them talk for hours over charcuterie and cocktails, they're gorgeous

why do I feel like I could listen to them talk for hours over charcuterie and cocktails, they're gorgeous

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wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

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this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

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they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

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what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

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ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

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Mayor Mamdani x Action Bronson for a F*ck That's Delicious collab and a few slights for that authentic NY feel 😂

Mayor Mamdani x Action Bronson for a F*ck That's Delicious collab and a few slights for that authentic NY feel 😂

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perfect time to drop this explanation

perfect time to drop this explanation

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Dale Decker was also featured in a short documentary piece on the Daily Mail about his condition, along with other people who suffered from it; however, his story had a very unique solution for his suffering.

Dale Decker was also featured in a short documentary piece on the Daily Mail about his condition, along with other people who suffered from it; however, his story had a very unique solution for his suffering.

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Drew Barrymore really held it down in this moment. Beautifully articulated.

Drew Barrymore really held it down in this moment. Beautifully articulated.

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