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something clever is supposed to go here so you can judge me quickly and now I've ruined it

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millennials, xennials, and Gen X we've been hit MAN DOWN

millennials, xennials, and Gen X we've been hit MAN DOWN

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absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

absolutely spit out my water, because he cleared here 😭

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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can someone please mansplain to why me this is a good piece of meat in a way that would excite a woman

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wasn't aware habibis were available in this size

wasn't aware habibis were available in this size

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was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

was never a huge s'mores fan, however, this version has my full attention and will be recreated

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god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

god bless my group chat for entertaining my affinity for gingers

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didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

didn't even know Jason Statham could smile like that. Rosie makes him happy for real. especially when you're allowed to rub the baldie in public like that. ❤️

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perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

perfect. he looked. he admired. he stole one more look, then simply went about his business. that's how you look at a beautiful person.

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when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹

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when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹

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this was where it all started for me 🌚

this was where it all started for me 🌚

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when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

when you been at your job for years, but finally see how something works for the first time and you immediately yell for a coworker to experience it with you

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OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

OH MY GAH? 😭😭😭

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all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

all I want is confirmation that Harry and Meghan have seen this version... the "correct" version. 😅

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"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

"Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until the real thing pulls up"

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oh he's in love love ❤️

oh he's in love love ❤️

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the most truest truth ever told 😅

the most truest truth ever told 😅

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he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

he wasn't on stage, but he was on the grass, searching for the beat, and throwing that miniature ass... ladies and gentlemen, show your love for the pure joy & European pelvic stylings of Señor Juan Jamón 🎉 #SuperBowl

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hold on a second now

hold on a second now

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there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

there are men who would sacrifice everything they love for that hairline and he ARRIVED with it. plus he had the audacity to pair it with symmetrical eyebrows. genetics absolutely snapped on this young dumpling 😭

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I know I'm a parent, but that baby is the LAST thing I'm looking at in this video. 😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I know I'm a parent, but that baby is the LAST thing I'm looking at in this video. 😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger
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always wondered if this feels good to the tree like a physical relief or if it feels awful to its nervous system like danger

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if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area
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if anyone needs me, I will be spending the rest of summer hydrating the rocks in my area

Sassington, M.C.

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the way he kept up with her, Derek Hough you don't have much longer
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the way he kept up with her, Derek Hough you don't have much longer

Sassington, M.C.

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this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces
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this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

Sassington, M.C.

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the clear communication and immediate regret of disappointing his father is shattering me 😭
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the clear communication and immediate regret of disappointing his father is shattering me 😭

Sassington, M.C.

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who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history
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who knew that decades later, a guy on a long board sipping Ocean Spray cran-raspberry juice, would introduce an entirely new generation to this song during one of the darkest times in human history

Sassington, M.C.

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this just gave me a reason to pull the deep fryer back out
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this just gave me a reason to pull the deep fryer back out

Sassington, M.C.

437,851 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS
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as someone who accidentally chewed raw ginger and was psychologically altered for life, I cannot FATHOM THIS

Sassington, M.C.

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this little shit right here because I think about it once a week
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this little shit right here because I think about it once a week

Sassington, M.C.

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number three understood who he had just become
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number three understood who he had just become

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well I'll be damned
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well I'll be damned

Sassington, M.C.

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wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for
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wasn't expecting the makeup review to get THIS kind of endorsement but I mean, what more could I ask for

Sassington, M.C.

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ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN
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ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

Sassington, M.C.

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honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo
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honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

Sassington, M.C.

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the baby didn't interrupt the performance. he marveled at it. then he decided it was worth finding a seat and continued to enjoy the show. that's one of the greatest compliments to their art this person might ever get.
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the baby didn't interrupt the performance. he marveled at it. then he decided it was worth finding a seat and continued to enjoy the show. that's one of the greatest compliments to their art this person might ever get.

Sassington, M.C.

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this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭
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this poor young man is being forced to hide such a beautiful accent to protect his peace, what a crime 😭

Sassington, M.C.

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they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭
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they made me feel like I had no business being in there. and I liked it. 😭

Sassington, M.C.

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what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room
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what I wouldn't give to smell the air in that room

Sassington, M.C.

6,548,801 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch
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ordered: boneless couch received: soulless couch

Sassington, M.C.

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perfect time to drop this explanation
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perfect time to drop this explanation

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