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They dropped PowerSlap for low kicks 😭😭 Gaethje would be champ of ts

They dropped PowerSlap for low kicks 😭😭 Gaethje would be champ of ts

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Joaquin really had us thinking he had learned something at the start of the fight 😩 #UFC328

Joaquin really had us thinking he had learned something at the start of the fight 😩 #UFC328

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JDM’s coach: “You alright?” JDM: “I think something popped” We max betting on CP 👏💰 #UFCPerth

JDM’s coach: “You alright?” JDM: “I think something popped” We max betting on CP 👏💰 #UFCPerth

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Volk’s coach: “You alright?” Alexander Volkanovski: “I think something popped” We max betting on Diego Lopes 👏💰 #UFC325

Volk’s coach: “You alright?” Alexander Volkanovski: “I think something popped” We max betting on Diego Lopes 👏💰 #UFC325

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Carl Berg got ZERO crowd pop 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCPerth

Carl Berg got ZERO crowd pop 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCPerth

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Tom Asspinall really copied Jon Jones 1:1 bar for bar 😭😭😭

Tom Asspinall really copied Jon Jones 1:1 bar for bar 😭😭😭

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HOT TAKE: Cyril Gane is one of the most disgusting blatant cheaters in our beautiful sport You could make a 3 hour compilation of all of the times he’s cheated/attempted to cheat Not only does he not deserve a rematch, he doesn’t deserve to walk the face of this planet with us

HOT TAKE: Cyril Gane is one of the most disgusting blatant cheaters in our beautiful sport You could make a 3 hour compilation of all of the times he’s cheated/attempted to cheat Not only does he not deserve a rematch, he doesn’t deserve to walk the face of this planet with us

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Can someone explain to me why the guy who beat Alex Pereira is almost a +200 underdog against a soft bodied DWCS debutant whose claim to fame is being related to a mid UFC fighter? #UFCVegas112

Can someone explain to me why the guy who beat Alex Pereira is almost a +200 underdog against a soft bodied DWCS debutant whose claim to fame is being related to a mid UFC fighter? #UFCVegas112

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Mfs watched Petroski KO himself via his opponent’s hip bone… And then laid chalk on him against a power puncher… #UFCVegas117

Mfs watched Petroski KO himself via his opponent’s hip bone… And then laid chalk on him against a power puncher… #UFCVegas117

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Little buddy got TKOed by “Dehydration” 🚫💧 Removed from consciousness, brutally colded, by a lack of H2O molecules… Yet I got mfs telling me he’s a live dog against a soy sauce slurper who’s only loss is the GOAT Joshua Van… #UFCMacau

Little buddy got TKOed by “Dehydration” 🚫💧 Removed from consciousness, brutally colded, by a lack of H2O molecules… Yet I got mfs telling me he’s a live dog against a soy sauce slurper who’s only loss is the GOAT Joshua Van… #UFCMacau

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Told yall dumb asses what would happen… #NeverDoubtMyPicks

Told yall dumb asses what would happen… #NeverDoubtMyPicks

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So you mean to tell me… The kid who got KOed by a ‘King’ jab is supposed to be a -220 favorite over El Loco? #UFC323

So you mean to tell me… The kid who got KOed by a ‘King’ jab is supposed to be a -220 favorite over El Loco? #UFC323

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This video just scared us and shook us to our core. We may be getting submitted on Saturday… #UFC323

This video just scared us and shook us to our core. We may be getting submitted on Saturday… #UFC323

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So yall mean to tell me… Yall think the “Samurai” is eating ts? #UFC327

So yall mean to tell me… Yall think the “Samurai” is eating ts? #UFC327

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Yall know the dude getting his ass beat in this clip destroyed “Arman” right? #UFCQatar

Yall know the dude getting his ass beat in this clip destroyed “Arman” right? #UFCQatar

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Mfs will look at ts…. Look me dead in the eyes…. Take a deep breath…. Lick their lips…. Moan…. And tell me Taira is a lock against Van… At 2:1 favorite odds…. #UFC327

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Mfs will look at ts…. Look me dead in the eyes…. Take a deep breath…. Lick their lips…. Moan…. And tell me Taira is a lock against Van… At 2:1 favorite odds…. #UFC327

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Rogan is so fucking stupid Bruh went on autopilot and forgot fighters face off after he says their names in his annoying ass voice The day he retires will be the best day in UFC history #UFC326

Rogan is so fucking stupid Bruh went on autopilot and forgot fighters face off after he says their names in his annoying ass voice The day he retires will be the best day in UFC history #UFC326

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Yeah… At +200 I might have to drop a bag on sis 💁🏾‍♀️ Norma is 35 and lost to “Macy” #UFCVegas116

Yeah… At +200 I might have to drop a bag on sis 💁🏾‍♀️ Norma is 35 and lost to “Macy” #UFCVegas116

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“Islam can compete with JDM on the feet, don’t sleep on his striking” 😭😭😭 Blud be swinging at anything. 🥴 It might be a wrap for lil buddy. #UFC322

“Islam can compete with JDM on the feet, don’t sleep on his striking” 😭😭😭 Blud be swinging at anything. 🥴 It might be a wrap for lil buddy. #UFC322

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Remember when mfs were acting like Jake Matthews was the future welterweight GOAT after this? #UFC312

Remember when mfs were acting like Jake Matthews was the future welterweight GOAT after this? #UFC312

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‼️🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️ Joe Pyfer reveals he cheated on his girlfriend and that’s the reason why he wanted to off himself. #UFCSeattle

‼️🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️ Joe Pyfer reveals he cheated on his girlfriend and that’s the reason why he wanted to off himself. #UFCSeattle

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Fuck you danawhite Not everyone gets to take out their anger on their wife

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Fuck you danawhite Not everyone gets to take out their anger on their wife

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The Onlyfans rapist went life and death with a Johnny Walker/Ion Cutelaba victim… Yet Cyril Gane is -110 somehow after destroying the baddest man on the planet… Someone make it make sense? #UFCFreedom250 #UFCWhiteHouse

The Onlyfans rapist went life and death with a Johnny Walker/Ion Cutelaba victim… Yet Cyril Gane is -110 somehow after destroying the baddest man on the planet… Someone make it make sense? #UFCFreedom250 #UFCWhiteHouse

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125,673 Aufrufe • vor 15 Tagen

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Why didn’t Paddy just try doing what Khabib did last night? #UFC324

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Why didn’t Paddy just try doing what Khabib did last night? #UFC324

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1,240,438 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Anime foids have infiltrated our beloved sport… What should we do about ts?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Anime foids have infiltrated our beloved sport… What should we do about ts?

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134,269 Aufrufe • vor 19 Tagen

This begs the question… Just how bad is DDP? #UFC328

This begs the question… Just how bad is DDP? #UFC328

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-700 favorite btw 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCPerth

-700 favorite btw 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCPerth

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Islam’s coach: “You alright?” Islam: “I think something popped” We max betting on JDM 👏💰 #UFC322

Islam’s coach: “You alright?” Islam: “I think something popped” We max betting on JDM 👏💰 #UFC322

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1,212,738 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Did Jack Hermansson take a dive? The kid barely got touched 🤣 Jason Herzog and James Krause were up to something on this one, look into it 👀

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Did Jack Hermansson take a dive? The kid barely got touched 🤣 Jason Herzog and James Krause were up to something on this one, look into it 👀

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1,056,527 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

Islam is fucked bro… I genuinely think Miles Morales wins this fight 99/100 times. Keep in mind, Islam got manhandled by a 5’6” rugby player girldad with alcoholism. #UFC

Islam is fucked bro… I genuinely think Miles Morales wins this fight 99/100 times. Keep in mind, Islam got manhandled by a 5’6” rugby player girldad with alcoholism. #UFC

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109,336 Aufrufe • vor 21 Tagen

Imagine just one of these lands clean on Sean Brady… What happens? People forget, it may have taken Joaquin ~20 minutes to learn how to defend a takedown against Marty, but he did figure it out at the end. #UFC328

Imagine just one of these lands clean on Sean Brady… What happens? People forget, it may have taken Joaquin ~20 minutes to learn how to defend a takedown against Marty, but he did figure it out at the end. #UFC328

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Realistically… What is Ilia Topuria even going to do in this situation?

Realistically… What is Ilia Topuria even going to do in this situation?

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The little manlet couldn’t even finish 50 year old “Josh” with one functional knee and a mechanical orbital…. Yet mfs are certain he’s going to destroy prime Justin Goythje… Imagine the things Justin would do to Emmett… #UFCFreedom250 #UFCWhiteHouse

The little manlet couldn’t even finish 50 year old “Josh” with one functional knee and a mechanical orbital…. Yet mfs are certain he’s going to destroy prime Justin Goythje… Imagine the things Justin would do to Emmett… #UFCFreedom250 #UFCWhiteHouse

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Jeremy Stephens by KO is +550 rn. Bobby Green has been KO/TKOed 6 times, and he was adopted as a child by white people. #UFC328

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Jeremy Stephens by KO is +550 rn. Bobby Green has been KO/TKOed 6 times, and he was adopted as a child by white people. #UFC328

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Khamzat’s coach: “You alright?” Khamzat Chimaev: “I think something popped” We max betting on Dricus Du Plessis 👏💰 #UFC319

Khamzat’s coach: “You alright?” Khamzat Chimaev: “I think something popped” We max betting on Dricus Du Plessis 👏💰 #UFC319

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1,224,714 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

- Physically hideous ✅ - Annoying voice ✅ - Obnoxious personality ✅ - Likely sub-80 IQ ✅ What kind of sick bastard impregnates this? #RouseyCarano

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- Physically hideous ✅ - Annoying voice ✅ - Obnoxious personality ✅ - Likely sub-80 IQ ✅ What kind of sick bastard impregnates this? #RouseyCarano

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“Master” was getting walked down by “Brian” in the big 2025… And mfs will still look me dead in the eye and tell me he’s underdog of the week… #UFCVegas116

“Master” was getting walked down by “Brian” in the big 2025… And mfs will still look me dead in the eye and tell me he’s underdog of the week… #UFCVegas116

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Burns lasted 25 minutes against pillowfisted “Sean” Burns barely lasted 25 seconds against us… “Sean” has the worst striking in the 170 lbs division… We are putting him to sleep on Saturday. #UFC322

Burns lasted 25 minutes against pillowfisted “Sean” Burns barely lasted 25 seconds against us… “Sean” has the worst striking in the 170 lbs division… We are putting him to sleep on Saturday. #UFC322

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808,416 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

People actually forget that Conor McCrackhead started out as a grappler, he was primarily a submission specialist early in his career but found success in the striking department, never forget that he is a grappler at heart #UFC329

People actually forget that Conor McCrackhead started out as a grappler, he was primarily a submission specialist early in his career but found success in the striking department, never forget that he is a grappler at heart #UFC329

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Charles’s coach: “You alright?” Charles: “I think something popped” We max betting on Gamrot 👏💰 #UFCRio

Charles’s coach: “You alright?” Charles: “I think something popped” We max betting on Gamrot 👏💰 #UFCRio

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802,994 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten