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-230 now btw 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCOKC #UFCOCK

-230 now btw 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCOKC #UFCOCK

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Justin Goathje ADMITS that his gloves for #UFCFreedom250 were DIFFERENT than usual & had thicker leather. Were the mfs calling the gloves rigged onto something?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Justin Goathje ADMITS that his gloves for #UFCFreedom250 were DIFFERENT than usual & had thicker leather. Were the mfs calling the gloves rigged onto something?

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Volk’s coach: “You alright?” Alexander Volkanovski: “I think something popped” We max betting on Diego Lopes 👏💰 #UFC325

Volk’s coach: “You alright?” Alexander Volkanovski: “I think something popped” We max betting on Diego Lopes 👏💰 #UFC325

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They dropped PowerSlap for low kicks 😭😭 Gaethje would be champ of ts

They dropped PowerSlap for low kicks 😭😭 Gaethje would be champ of ts

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Tom Asspinall really copied Jon Jones 1:1 bar for bar 😭😭😭

Tom Asspinall really copied Jon Jones 1:1 bar for bar 😭😭😭

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This the shit BSD doing to train against Paddy? “The Baddy” might be a lock ngl 🤣🤣 #UFC329

This the shit BSD doing to train against Paddy? “The Baddy” might be a lock ngl 🤣🤣 #UFC329

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JDM’s coach: “You alright?” JDM: “I think something popped” We max betting on CP 👏💰 #UFCPerth

JDM’s coach: “You alright?” JDM: “I think something popped” We max betting on CP 👏💰 #UFCPerth

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Joaquin really had us thinking he had learned something at the start of the fight 😩 #UFC328

Joaquin really had us thinking he had learned something at the start of the fight 😩 #UFC328

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Carl Berg got ZERO crowd pop 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCPerth

Carl Berg got ZERO crowd pop 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCPerth

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HOT TAKE: Cyril Gane is one of the most disgusting blatant cheaters in our beautiful sport You could make a 3 hour compilation of all of the times he’s cheated/attempted to cheat Not only does he not deserve a rematch, he doesn’t deserve to walk the face of this planet with us

HOT TAKE: Cyril Gane is one of the most disgusting blatant cheaters in our beautiful sport You could make a 3 hour compilation of all of the times he’s cheated/attempted to cheat Not only does he not deserve a rematch, he doesn’t deserve to walk the face of this planet with us

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Can someone explain to me why the guy who beat Alex Pereira is almost a +200 underdog against a soft bodied DWCS debutant whose claim to fame is being related to a mid UFC fighter? #UFCVegas112

Can someone explain to me why the guy who beat Alex Pereira is almost a +200 underdog against a soft bodied DWCS debutant whose claim to fame is being related to a mid UFC fighter? #UFCVegas112

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Kid was getting colded at 170 😭😭 But I got mfs telling me The Reaper’s chin is gonna be ironclad at 205 🥱 #UFC329

Kid was getting colded at 170 😭😭 But I got mfs telling me The Reaper’s chin is gonna be ironclad at 205 🥱 #UFC329

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Am I suffering from severe cognitive deficiencies… Or is this lil pipsqueak a LOCK over Candon Royval and a steal at -198? #UFC329

Am I suffering from severe cognitive deficiencies… Or is this lil pipsqueak a LOCK over Candon Royval and a steal at -198? #UFC329

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Told yall dumb asses what would happen… #NeverDoubtMyPicks

Told yall dumb asses what would happen… #NeverDoubtMyPicks

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So you mean to tell me… The kid who got KOed by a ‘King’ jab is supposed to be a -220 favorite over El Loco? #UFC323

So you mean to tell me… The kid who got KOed by a ‘King’ jab is supposed to be a -220 favorite over El Loco? #UFC323

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This video just scared us and shook us to our core. We may be getting submitted on Saturday… #UFC323

This video just scared us and shook us to our core. We may be getting submitted on Saturday… #UFC323

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Yall know the dude getting his ass beat in this clip destroyed “Arman” right? #UFCQatar

Yall know the dude getting his ass beat in this clip destroyed “Arman” right? #UFCQatar

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So yall mean to tell me… Yall think the “Samurai” is eating ts? #UFC327

So yall mean to tell me… Yall think the “Samurai” is eating ts? #UFC327

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Mfs watched Petroski KO himself via his opponent’s hip bone… And then laid chalk on him against a power puncher… #UFCVegas117

Mfs watched Petroski KO himself via his opponent’s hip bone… And then laid chalk on him against a power puncher… #UFCVegas117

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Mfs will look at ts…. Look me dead in the eyes…. Take a deep breath…. Lick their lips…. Moan…. And tell me Taira is a lock against Van… At 2:1 favorite odds…. #UFC327

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Mfs will look at ts…. Look me dead in the eyes…. Take a deep breath…. Lick their lips…. Moan…. And tell me Taira is a lock against Van… At 2:1 favorite odds…. #UFC327

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This begs the question… JUST HOW ASS IS PANTOJA?!? #UFCAbuDhabi

This begs the question… JUST HOW ASS IS PANTOJA?!? #UFCAbuDhabi

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Peahead showed us his true character after the Dan Hooker fight. He talked shit & bullied one of the nicest fighters, who happens to be a member of a marginalized community (LGBT). Doostin is nothing but a hillbilly & a criminal.

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Peahead showed us his true character after the Dan Hooker fight. He talked shit & bullied one of the nicest fighters, who happens to be a member of a marginalized community (LGBT). Doostin is nothing but a hillbilly & a criminal.

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What’s your MMA-related flex? Mine is that I’ve watched MVP vs Patterson over 100 times. While more causal fans consider it a boring fight, I conjecture it a technical chess match at the highest level. Very underrated performance by Sam Patterson.

What’s your MMA-related flex? Mine is that I’ve watched MVP vs Patterson over 100 times. While more causal fans consider it a boring fight, I conjecture it a technical chess match at the highest level. Very underrated performance by Sam Patterson.

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148,981 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen

‼️🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️ Joe Pyfer reveals he cheated on his girlfriend and that’s the reason why he wanted to off himself. #UFCSeattle

‼️🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️ Joe Pyfer reveals he cheated on his girlfriend and that’s the reason why he wanted to off himself. #UFCSeattle

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I hate to say it… But DDP might kill Marty bro… #UFCOKC

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I hate to say it… But DDP might kill Marty bro… #UFCOKC

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People forget man… Chandler was MAULING Paddy in that 1st round. BSD might take him to deep waters.. 🌊 #UFC329

People forget man… Chandler was MAULING Paddy in that 1st round. BSD might take him to deep waters.. 🌊 #UFC329

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276,777 Aufrufe • vor 23 Tagen

Emperor Belal wasn’t able to land a single takedown on Ian… Islam may be cooked I fear. Imagine our LW, WW, and MW champs are Gaethje, Garry, and Strickland 😭😭 Yt boys taking over #UFC330

Emperor Belal wasn’t able to land a single takedown on Ian… Islam may be cooked I fear. Imagine our LW, WW, and MW champs are Gaethje, Garry, and Strickland 😭😭 Yt boys taking over #UFC330

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Buddy got KNOCKED OUT… in the FIRST ROUND… by ROBERT WHITTAKER 🤣🤣 Might have to drop a bag on The Hulk at +235 ngl… someone stop me. #UFCBaku

Buddy got KNOCKED OUT… in the FIRST ROUND… by ROBERT WHITTAKER 🤣🤣 Might have to drop a bag on The Hulk at +235 ngl… someone stop me. #UFCBaku

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Fuck you danawhite Not everyone gets to take out their anger on their wife

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Fuck you danawhite Not everyone gets to take out their anger on their wife

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567,850 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Why didn’t Paddy just try doing what Khabib did last night? #UFC324

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Why didn’t Paddy just try doing what Khabib did last night? #UFC324

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Nahhh Slava Claus really hit that shit tho

Nahhh Slava Claus really hit that shit tho

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42,520 Aufrufe • vor 8 Tagen

Islam’s coach: “You alright?” Islam: “I think something popped” We max betting on JDM 👏💰 #UFC322

Islam’s coach: “You alright?” Islam: “I think something popped” We max betting on JDM 👏💰 #UFC322

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Realistically… What is Ilia Topuria even going to do in this situation?

Realistically… What is Ilia Topuria even going to do in this situation?

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IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Did Jack Hermansson take a dive? The kid barely got touched 🤣 Jason Herzog and James Krause were up to something on this one, look into it 👀

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Did Jack Hermansson take a dive? The kid barely got touched 🤣 Jason Herzog and James Krause were up to something on this one, look into it 👀

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1,056,751 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

At the end of the day… We all know Cory has never been able to mentally recover from when he had to read a Martys Hairline tweet on the official UFC YouTube channel. We mentally compromised him irrevocably & he has never been the same. #UFC329

At the end of the day… We all know Cory has never been able to mentally recover from when he had to read a Martys Hairline tweet on the official UFC YouTube channel. We mentally compromised him irrevocably & he has never been the same. #UFC329

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89,972 Aufrufe • vor 22 Tagen

Khamzat’s coach: “You alright?” Khamzat Chimaev: “I think something popped” We max betting on Dricus Du Plessis 👏💰 #UFC319

Khamzat’s coach: “You alright?” Khamzat Chimaev: “I think something popped” We max betting on Dricus Du Plessis 👏💰 #UFC319

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1,224,714 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

Burns lasted 25 minutes against pillowfisted “Sean” Burns barely lasted 25 seconds against us… “Sean” has the worst striking in the 170 lbs division… We are putting him to sleep on Saturday. #UFC322

Burns lasted 25 minutes against pillowfisted “Sean” Burns barely lasted 25 seconds against us… “Sean” has the worst striking in the 170 lbs division… We are putting him to sleep on Saturday. #UFC322

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808,829 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Billion dollar company at their biggest event in history btw. GET THIS RETARD Joe Rogan OFF OF THE UFC STAFF ASAP PLEASE We are tired of his dumb ass ruining commentary. We have to mute the broadcast when he’s on the mic. #UFCFreedom250

Billion dollar company at their biggest event in history btw. GET THIS RETARD Joe Rogan OFF OF THE UFC STAFF ASAP PLEASE We are tired of his dumb ass ruining commentary. We have to mute the broadcast when he’s on the mic. #UFCFreedom250

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Charles’s coach: “You alright?” Charles: “I think something popped” We max betting on Gamrot 👏💰 #UFCRio

Charles’s coach: “You alright?” Charles: “I think something popped” We max betting on Gamrot 👏💰 #UFCRio

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804,039 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

I’m not sure if anyone’s been mogged worse in UFC history.. Islam is quivering and shaking in his boots. He knows his opponent isn’t an injured, washed oldhead this time. He knows his opponent isn’t a former featherweight but a prime 170lbs champion.

I’m not sure if anyone’s been mogged worse in UFC history.. Islam is quivering and shaking in his boots. He knows his opponent isn’t an injured, washed oldhead this time. He knows his opponent isn’t a former featherweight but a prime 170lbs champion.

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690,495 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten