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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Justin Goathje ADMITS that his gloves for #UFCFreedom250 were DIFFERENT than usual &amp; had thicker leather. Were the mfs calling the gloves rigged onto something?

They dropped PowerSlap for low kicks 😭😭 Gaethje would be champ of ts

Volk’s coach: “You alright?” Alexander Volkanovski: “I think something popped” We max betting on Diego Lopes 👏💰 #UFC325

This the shit BSD doing to train against Paddy? “The Baddy” might be a lock ngl 🤣🤣 #UFC329

Tom Asspinall really copied Jon Jones 1:1 bar for bar 😭😭😭

JDM’s coach: “You alright?” JDM: “I think something popped” We max betting on CP 👏💰 #UFCPerth

Joaquin really had us thinking he had learned something at the start of the fight 😩 #UFC328

Carl Berg got ZERO crowd pop 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCPerth

HOT TAKE: Cyril Gane is one of the most disgusting blatant cheaters in our beautiful sport You could make a 3 hour compilation of all of the times he’s cheated/attempted to cheat Not only does he not deserve a rematch, he doesn’t deserve to walk the face of this planet with us

Am I suffering from severe cognitive deficiencies… Or is this lil pipsqueak a LOCK over Candon Royval and a steal at -198? #UFC329

Can someone explain to me why the guy who beat Alex Pereira is almost a +200 underdog against a soft bodied DWCS debutant whose claim to fame is being related to a mid UFC fighter? #UFCVegas112

Told yall dumb asses what would happen… #NeverDoubtMyPicks

So you mean to tell me… The kid who got KOed by a ‘King’ jab is supposed to be a -220 favorite over El Loco? #UFC323

This video just scared us and shook us to our core. We may be getting submitted on Saturday… #UFC323

Yall know the dude getting his ass beat in this clip destroyed “Arman” right? #UFCQatar

Mfs watched Petroski KO himself via his opponent’s hip bone… And then laid chalk on him against a power puncher… #UFCVegas117

So yall mean to tell me… Yall think the “Samurai” is eating ts? #UFC327

So I’m confused… Were these the kids they rescued from Jeffrey Epstein’s island which Trump frequented many times? #UFCFreedom250

Little buddy got TKOed by “Dehydration” 🚫💧 Removed from consciousness, brutally colded, by a lack of H2O molecules… Yet I got mfs telling me he’s a live dog against a soy sauce slurper who’s only loss is the GOAT Joshua Van… #UFCMacau

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Mfs will look at ts…. Look me dead in the eyes…. Take a deep breath…. Lick their lips…. Moan…. And tell me Taira is a lock against Van… At 2:1 favorite odds…. #UFC327

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Peahead showed us his true character after the Dan Hooker fight. He talked shit &amp; bullied one of the nicest fighters, who happens to be a member of a marginalized community (LGBT). Doostin is nothing but a hillbilly &amp; a criminal.

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I hate to say it… But DDP might kill Marty bro… #UFCOKC

‼️🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️ Joe Pyfer reveals he cheated on his girlfriend and that’s the reason why he wanted to off himself. #UFCSeattle

People forget man… Chandler was MAULING Paddy in that 1st round. BSD might take him to deep waters.. 🌊 #UFC329

Emperor Belal wasn’t able to land a single takedown on Ian… Islam may be cooked I fear. Imagine our LW, WW, and MW champs are Gaethje, Garry, and Strickland 😭😭 Yt boys taking over #UFC330

Buddy got KNOCKED OUT… in the FIRST ROUND… by ROBERT WHITTAKER 🤣🤣 Might have to drop a bag on The Hulk at +235 ngl… someone stop me. #UFCBaku

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Fuck you danawhite Not everyone gets to take out their anger on their wife

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Why didn’t Paddy just try doing what Khabib did last night? #UFC324

At the end of the day… We all know Cory has never been able to mentally recover from when he had to read a Martys Hairline tweet on the official UFC YouTube channel. We mentally compromised him irrevocably &amp; he has never been the same. #UFC329

Islam’s coach: “You alright?” Islam: “I think something popped” We max betting on JDM 👏💰 #UFC322

IT’S TIME TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION: Did Jack Hermansson take a dive? The kid barely got touched 🤣 Jason Herzog and James Krause were up to something on this one, look into it 👀

Realistically… What is Ilia Topuria even going to do in this situation?

Billion dollar company at their biggest event in history btw. GET THIS RETARD Joe Rogan OFF OF THE UFC STAFF ASAP PLEASE We are tired of his dumb ass ruining commentary. We have to mute the broadcast when he’s on the mic. #UFCFreedom250

Khamzat’s coach: “You alright?” Khamzat Chimaev: “I think something popped” We max betting on Dricus Du Plessis 👏💰 #UFC319

Dustin Poirier after taking approximately two tequila shots at an airport:

Burns lasted 25 minutes against pillowfisted “Sean” Burns barely lasted 25 seconds against us… “Sean” has the worst striking in the 170 lbs division… We are putting him to sleep on Saturday. #UFC322

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“Cyril Gane has no chance to win bro, Poatan’s striking is different, he’s on another level bro I swear” #UFCFreedom250

Charles’s coach: “You alright?” Charles: “I think something popped” We max betting on Gamrot 👏💰 #UFCRio

Mfs will watch Volkov get taken down by All-American D1 Wrestler “Ciryl Gane” multiple times… And tell me that Waldo can’t take down Volkov if he wants/needs to… #UFC328

-700 favorite btw 🤣🤣🤣 #UFCPerth

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Justin Goathje ADMITS that his gloves for #UFCFreedom250 were DIFFERENT than usual & had thicker leather. Were the mfs calling the gloves rigged onto something?

Peahead showed us his true character after the Dan Hooker fight. He talked shit & bullied one of the nicest fighters, who happens to be a member of a marginalized community (LGBT). Doostin is nothing but a hillbilly & a criminal.

At the end of the day… We all know Cory has never been able to mentally recover from when he had to read a Martys Hairline tweet on the official UFC YouTube channel. We mentally compromised him irrevocably & he has never been the same. #UFC329