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☧. Poptart lover. 👣Did rescue stuff👣 Hispanic-mustache-enthusiast. The other ½ of a unit. Certified Seacowboy. Apprentice New Englander. Hellbender Defender.

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I'm not swimming with a malinois. I don't care if you court-martial me.

I'm not swimming with a malinois. I don't care if you court-martial me.

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Roasted them dorks.

Roasted them dorks.

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The bad guys are communicating now?

The bad guys are communicating now?

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Every day I wake up thankful that my country has like 70 giant whale dildos powered by spicy rocks that can literally go anywhere they want to shoot missiles at another country.

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Every day I wake up thankful that my country has like 70 giant whale dildos powered by spicy rocks that can literally go anywhere they want to shoot missiles at another country.

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Mandatory whenever you stay at a Marriott ✝️

Mandatory whenever you stay at a Marriott ✝️

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Crap or get off the pot. I wanna see this Eagle driver put warheads on foreheads.

Crap or get off the pot. I wanna see this Eagle driver put warheads on foreheads.

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He ate a whole mag

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He ate a whole mag

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While the US Navy is tied up in the back of the van with no fresh tampons on the aircraft carrier.

While the US Navy is tied up in the back of the van with no fresh tampons on the aircraft carrier.

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Oh that's a tough shot to take, but them's the breaks. Buddy is going on a wall.

Oh that's a tough shot to take, but them's the breaks. Buddy is going on a wall.

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This is the most haji shit I've seen in a while.

This is the most haji shit I've seen in a while.

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Fun fall idea with the family 👇

Fun fall idea with the family 👇

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It was the best of times

It was the best of times

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Oh I'm sorry Uaxaklajuun Ub'aah K'awiil, but it's time to go in the forever box.

Oh I'm sorry Uaxaklajuun Ub'aah K'awiil, but it's time to go in the forever box.

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Cuba should lower their voice because Marco Rubio has wanted to burn that place down for his entire life.

Cuba should lower their voice because Marco Rubio has wanted to burn that place down for his entire life.

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America has flyovers for sporting events that would one-shot half of the nations on the planet. Put some respect on our name 🇺🇸

America has flyovers for sporting events that would one-shot half of the nations on the planet. Put some respect on our name 🇺🇸

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Landing in the giant burn scar full of ash finer than talcum powder was definitely a choice. Not a good choice, but it was a choice.

Landing in the giant burn scar full of ash finer than talcum powder was definitely a choice. Not a good choice, but it was a choice.

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We need to take it one step farther and kick people like this out of society. Mind your business and just be grateful that someone invited your miserable ass to anything in the first place.

We need to take it one step farther and kick people like this out of society. Mind your business and just be grateful that someone invited your miserable ass to anything in the first place.

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This dad raised a son that is down to ride. 10/10

This dad raised a son that is down to ride. 10/10

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I would do it all over again tomorrow, and so would all of my friends.

I would do it all over again tomorrow, and so would all of my friends.

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