Oilfield Rando

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Bugmen who live in concrete dystopias littered with garbage will be like “BAN COAL, IT IS KILLING THE PLANET” And then I’ll go do some work at an actual coal plant and it’s like a pristine nature preserve, every time.

People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo. Check mate.

Is there a level beyond deceased because I believe I am beyond deceased

What a fantastic day to watch these assholes get destroyed

Looking at how much our prenatal care doctor visits cost and realizing illegal and legal immigrants can come here and get all of it free, paid for by my taxes

A new species of Chad is evolving. For his entire childhood, his teachers, his parents, his politicians, his entertainment, they all told him he was born guilty of causing all the world’s problems and must be sacrificed to fix it. He is tired. Very tired.

Millennial and zoomer libs are about to learn how much their social studies teachers lied to them about public reaction to Kent State

America watching the Nancy Mace speech:

FOX NEWS BADDIES ARE TALKING ABOUT US, PRECIOUS!!

Erick Erickson Here’s Pretti initiating the physical altercation on loop. He was the aggressor. He shoved the agent. That’s why they attempted to detain him. The left him alone until this shove and only attempted to detain him after this shove. “He was protecting the woman” is irrelevant

Thank you for this, Braxton McCoy

Me when the evan loves worf guy stops by the replies

“I walked this Earth my whole life with my pride, see? And if that’s lost…then let the rest be lost with it.” R.I.P. Robert Duvall.

My contribution to X’s pivot to video. I’ve watched it 500 times on loop.

The DNC official who had to look through Swalwell’s blackmail file for something mild enough to release:

Has anyone told Greenland about USRAP? I think they ought to know….

Update on the Rando pregancy: wife just sent this to me from bed

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Hims coomfy

Long Live the Emperor of Florida

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Look man I can’t help it that one Amazon Prime show made it look so cool, blame them

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Tell me how this gets fixed. 500 minors show up at family amusement park, brawl with each other, assault security and shoot at police when told to stop. Reparations? After school programs? Nukes? What’s gonna fix this? I’m all ears, and I’m seriously asking.

Gm. The Grok Imagine congressional thirst poasting will continue until morale improves.

Thanks to folksy white guys like Tim Walz, the “Mall of America” now looks like this.

I actually cackled when she said “I work for the state. The Secretary of State.” I couldn’t be a cop. I’d turn around and leave as soon as I got to the front door. Nothing is going to happen in this case other than incinerated tax dollars.

In honor of Shannon Sharpe threatening to beat up Kirk Herbstreit, here’s that classic video of Herbstreit sobbing on air about St. George Floyd

I don’t understand why water canons aren’t used. This is like the perfect application for them. Are they really just off limits forever because we also used them on communists of the “civil rights movement”?

I can’t stop watching this. Dana Bash jerking her head around like a bird because her target didn’t accept her Narrative’s premise. Vance rejects the premises. Then he attacks the premises. Just beautiful.

Your favorite uncle at thanksgiving this year:

Artificial intelligence-generated prediction of what Paris will be like in 2040

Realizing they sent our best to die in Afghanistan for 20 years and then brought the Afghans here to kill our best in our own streets

Anyway. We’re $35 trillion in debt. Heading into World War 3. Being invaded at the southern border. Let’s check in on congress:

I go to work in a hard hat so the federal government can take some of the money I earn and spend it on train tickets to the World Fagg*tball Championships in New Jersey

BREAKING: The ICE agent forced to shoot Alex Pretti in self defense has been identified:

One of the hardest things about being on the road is being away from my possum. I miss him so much.

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“Ugh, thanks a lot white men, you got him elected!” White men:

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE: Hilton corporate and the Hilton franchisee discussing the franchisee’s decision to cancel ICE reservations

It’s coming isn’t it? IT’S. COMING. ISN’T IT?!!!!!!