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I can’t believe this wasn’t a winning strategy

Welp. Finally found the perfect video for this audio. Thank you Talarico campaign!

I mean. Has anybody checked on AOC’s boyfriend/fiancé/whatever? wtf man

People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo. Check mate.

“Activists who didn’t plan the protest and left when asked still received 50-year terms.”

Is there a level beyond deceased because I believe I am beyond deceased

“The United States has a whites-only refugee policy right now. We have the most racist government in 100 years in power.”

My X feed: Canada Lake Name war, Venezuelan oil deal, the latest deportation sob stories My TikTok feed:

Hotel designers are just trolling us at this point. The……cuck….sauna.

A new species of Chad is evolving. For his entire childhood, his teachers, his parents, his politicians, his entertainment, they all told him he was born guilty of causing all the world’s problems and must be sacrificed to fix it. He is tired. Very tired.

Logging onto X the Everything App to spread bigotry with my frens

Looking at how much our prenatal care doctor visits cost and realizing illegal and legal immigrants can come here and get all of it free, paid for by my taxes

Millennial and zoomer libs are about to learn how much their social studies teachers lied to them about public reaction to Kent State

Bugmen who live in concrete dystopias littered with garbage will be like “BAN COAL, IT IS KILLING THE PLANET” And then I’ll go do some work at an actual coal plant and it’s like a pristine nature preserve, every time.

She wouldn’t understand

What a fantastic day to watch these assholes get destroyed

Is there some sort of market where I can procure one of these gentlemen?

Jarvis It really is lol

My TL right now

I’m not sorry

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Anyway, drag queens are still mocking Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Crowd loves it. Explain what common ground I’m supposed to find with these creatures?

Never forget.

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People will call me a racist when blue collar blacks are some of my favorite people on earth.

My X feed: primary election news, AOC’s breakup, war updates My TikTok feed:

“Oh come on Rando, Brosnan is clearly not the best Bond” Oh yeah? Watch my man blast an absolutely pristine piece of exotic, super-rich tail point blank because she wouldn’t obey, and then immediately establish dominance with body posture.

Remember kids. When you f**k up, it’s important to stop and develop a solution that won’t lead to an even bigger f**kup. “Hurry up and fix it before anybody sees it” is a recipe for disaster.

It’s 1996. You just came home from Pizza Hut. The first 45 seconds of this VHS you rented from the store your buddy’s dad owns are about to send you to levels of hype you thought weren’t possible. Everybody’s American. You’re in paradise. You have no idea what’s coming.

Almost all of Nolan’s content is awful but this scene was absolutely incredible. Perfect cinema, historically good. Never seen anything so perfect.

When Canadians protested against Trudeau, here’s what Trudeau did. I wish Republicans were HALF as brutal as communist are.

Good morning. 350,000 Haitians lose their legal right to be in the United States today.

We can’t have nice things like this because of personal injury lawyers

Look man I can’t help it that one Amazon Prime show made it look so cool, blame them

“US accepts only white refugees for sixth consecutive month”

Thanks to folksy white guys like Tim Walz, the “Mall of America” now looks like this.

Gm. The Grok Imagine congressional thirst poasting will continue until morale improves.

In honor of Shannon Sharpe threatening to beat up Kirk Herbstreit, here’s that classic video of Herbstreit sobbing on air about St. George Floyd

I can’t stop watching this. Dana Bash jerking her head around like a bird because her target didn’t accept her Narrative’s premise. Vance rejects the premises. Then he attacks the premises. Just beautiful.

Movie narrator voice: “This fall just got a lot hotter”

Remember kids. When you fk up, it’s important to stop and develop a solution that won’t lead to an even bigger fkup. “Hurry up and fix it before anybody sees it” is a recipe for disaster.