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Freudian wet dream. My interests include EastEnders, Nintendo, and staring at your dad's crotch.

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Bottoms trying to cover up their haemorrhoid for date night
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Bottoms trying to cover up their haemorrhoid for date night

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Thomas, Imogen, Fergus, Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt. Would you like a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt?
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Thomas, Imogen, Fergus, Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt. Would you like a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt?

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Realising the bump of coke your friend just gave you was actually ket
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Realising the bump of coke your friend just gave you was actually ket

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British girl group discourse on the tl and nobody has mentioned Girls Can’t Catch Echo 😤
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British girl group discourse on the tl and nobody has mentioned Girls Can’t Catch Echo 😤

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I could play the doctor, I can cure your disease
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I could play the doctor, I can cure your disease

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Going out for drinks on a Sunday 😭
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Going out for drinks on a Sunday 😭

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Oh my GOD 😭😭😭😭
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Oh my GOD 😭😭😭😭

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“The perfect Big Brother series does not exist”
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“The perfect Big Brother series does not exist”

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