Patch

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Freudian wet dream. My interests include EastEnders, Nintendo, and staring at your dad's crotch.

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Happy International Women's Day

Happy International Women's Day

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Waiting in line for your chiropractor appointment

Waiting in line for your chiropractor appointment

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Just ate two McDonald’s meals

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Just ate two McDonald’s meals

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Feeling festive 🥰🍑

Feeling festive 🥰🍑

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Bottoms trying to cover up their haemorrhoid for date night

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Bottoms trying to cover up their haemorrhoid for date night

940,413 views • 22 days ago

Thomas, Imogen, Fergus, Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt. Would you like a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt?

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Thomas, Imogen, Fergus, Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt. Would you like a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt?

5,082,669 views • 3 years ago

Realising the bump of coke your friend just gave you was actually ket

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Realising the bump of coke your friend just gave you was actually ket

582,401 views • 1 year ago

British girl group discourse on the tl and nobody has mentioned Girls Can’t Catch Echo 😤

British girl group discourse on the tl and nobody has mentioned Girls Can’t Catch Echo 😤

34,130 views • 3 months ago

I could play the doctor, I can cure your disease

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I could play the doctor, I can cure your disease

67,887 views • 1 year ago

Going out for drinks on a Sunday 😭

Going out for drinks on a Sunday 😭

25,263 views • 1 year ago

Okay but where are the results? 😤

Okay but where are the results? 😤

48,215 views • 3 years ago

Oh my GOD 😭😭😭😭

Oh my GOD 😭😭😭😭

17,734 views • 1 year ago

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