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My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:

My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:

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When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.

When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.

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When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

819,167 Aufrufe

Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

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Trying to sneak out of work early without your boss noticing.

Trying to sneak out of work early without your boss noticing.

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When you know you're not allowed in the baby's room but didn't know they installed a security camera.

When you know you're not allowed in the baby's room but didn't know they installed a security camera.

178,640 Aufrufe

When you thought you'd finished washing up and someone brings a dirty bowl in.

When you thought you'd finished washing up and someone brings a dirty bowl in.

715,833 Aufrufe

"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"

"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"

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Research has shown that dogs are more intelligent than we think. But not all of them.

Research has shown that dogs are more intelligent than we think. But not all of them.

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"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks"

"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks"

902,875 Aufrufe

Me avoiding social interactions.

Me avoiding social interactions.

919,390 Aufrufe

When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

5,548,170 Aufrufe

When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.

When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.

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When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

463,657 Aufrufe

Me: "I don't like going to parties, I'm too shy and can't relax" Also me, after two sips of beer:

Me: "I don't like going to parties, I'm too shy and can't relax" Also me, after two sips of beer:

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If you're having one of those days when only baby goats in pyjamas can help, here's some baby goats in pyjamas.

If you're having one of those days when only baby goats in pyjamas can help, here's some baby goats in pyjamas.

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The only World Cup goal you need to see today.

The only World Cup goal you need to see today.

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"This next song is an old Delta blues number, a mournful tune of hardship, loss, betrayal and deep despair, and it's called 'Where's My Fucking Dinner, Woman'"🔊🆙

"This next song is an old Delta blues number, a mournful tune of hardship, loss, betrayal and deep despair, and it's called 'Where's My Fucking Dinner, Woman'"🔊🆙

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Me trying to learn a TikTok dance. 🔊🆙

Me trying to learn a TikTok dance. 🔊🆙

1,595,196 Aufrufe

Tributes continue to pour in from all over the world for Pope Francis, who died today. As for me, this is how I'll remember him.

Tributes continue to pour in from all over the world for Pope Francis, who died today. As for me, this is how I'll remember him.

869,181 Aufrufe

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Me pretending to injure myself so I don't have to go out.

Me pretending to injure myself so I don't have to go out.

26,422 Aufrufe • vor 3 Tagen

The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens

The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens

223,819 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE" "Fuck off Brian"

"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE" "Fuck off Brian"

444,787 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.

When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.

1,382,973 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

As is now tradition, to celebrate #YorkshireDay, here's Sean Bean saying 'Bastard' a lot.🔊🆙️

As is now tradition, to celebrate #YorkshireDay, here's Sean Bean saying 'Bastard' a lot.🔊🆙️

1,366,466 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The Great Escape (1963) 🔊🆙

The Great Escape (1963) 🔊🆙

1,231,334 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Fuck's sake, Gary.

Fuck's sake, Gary.

1,632,810 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Please take fifty-eight seconds out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the panda.

Please take fifty-eight seconds out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the panda.

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To celebrate #WorldPenguinDay, if you've never heard a penguin being tickled before, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙 📹:

To celebrate #WorldPenguinDay, if you've never heard a penguin being tickled before, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙 📹:

90,427 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

"No, honestly, I'm fine, you just take your fucking video"

"No, honestly, I'm fine, you just take your fucking video"

644,692 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

"FUCK YOUR CONCRETE"

"FUCK YOUR CONCRETE"

130,928 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the natural poise and graceful athleticism of the panda.

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the natural poise and graceful athleticism of the panda.

157,867 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

Me whenever I'm faced with the prospect of real life social interaction. 📹:

Me whenever I'm faced with the prospect of real life social interaction. 📹:

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Meesh is unable to post at the moment, so she asked me to post the story of Bronkseh Jnr on her behalf. He was abused by the locals who threw stones at him, dumped and left to fend for himself. Luckily he was found by the team at Lovina Animal Welfare. The vet who examined him said he had this 'bounce' because he'd had distemper and was only going to get worse.

Meesh is unable to post at the moment, so she asked me to post the story of Bronkseh Jnr on her behalf. He was abused by the locals who threw stones at him, dumped and left to fend for himself. Luckily he was found by the team at Lovina Animal Welfare. The vet who examined him said he had this 'bounce' because he'd had distemper and was only going to get worse.

34,496 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Start your weekend by admiring the natural elegance, agility and effortless grace of the panda.

Start your weekend by admiring the natural elegance, agility and effortless grace of the panda.

62,960 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

"Why Is everything a drama with you, Tony?"

"Why Is everything a drama with you, Tony?"

283,860 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Dear Sir, We are very impressed by your approach to problem solving and would like to formally offer you the position of Branch Manager. 🎥: TikTok user oscar_paris2019

Dear Sir, We are very impressed by your approach to problem solving and would like to formally offer you the position of Branch Manager. 🎥: TikTok user oscar_paris2019

182,012 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Actual footage of my enthusiasm and carpe diem on Monday mornings.

Actual footage of my enthusiasm and carpe diem on Monday mornings.

30,720 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

How's the diet going? Me:

How's the diet going? Me:

82,050 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Lord grant me, for just one day, the zero fuck level of a capybara in danger of becoming pelican brunch.

Lord grant me, for just one day, the zero fuck level of a capybara in danger of becoming pelican brunch.

87,061 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr