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Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:

Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:

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When I'm in a performance review at work and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.

When I'm in a performance review at work and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.

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O Lord please grant me, for just one day, the zero fuck level of a capybara intended as a pelican's dinner.

O Lord please grant me, for just one day, the zero fuck level of a capybara intended as a pelican's dinner.

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When I meet someone new and my social anxiety kicks in.

When I meet someone new and my social anxiety kicks in.

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When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

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My wife watching me turn the house upside down looking for something when she knows exactly where it is but didn't care for my tone when I asked her.

My wife watching me turn the house upside down looking for something when she knows exactly where it is but didn't care for my tone when I asked her.

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My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:

My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:

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Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:

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When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

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When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

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Me avoiding social interactions.

Me avoiding social interactions.

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"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks"

"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks"

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"PIVOT DAMMIT, PIVOT"

"PIVOT DAMMIT, PIVOT"

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"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"

"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"

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"Sorry I'm late for work. You wouldn't believe me if I told you"

"Sorry I'm late for work. You wouldn't believe me if I told you"

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When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.

When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.

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If you're having one of those days when only baby goats in pyjamas can help, here's some baby goats in pyjamas.

If you're having one of those days when only baby goats in pyjamas can help, here's some baby goats in pyjamas.

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"Wait, this isn't what it looks like"

"Wait, this isn't what it looks like"

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When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.

When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.

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When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

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Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.

2,659,175 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

In celebration of #YorkshireDay, I present to you the Sean Bean Bastard Collection. Sound up, bastards.

In celebration of #YorkshireDay, I present to you the Sean Bean Bastard Collection. Sound up, bastards.

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"How's your diet going?" Me:

"How's your diet going?" Me:

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When the waiter keeps bringing food out for people who ordered after you.

When the waiter keeps bringing food out for people who ordered after you.

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When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.

When you can't leave the room for five minutes without the cat summoning a demon.

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"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE" "Fuck off Brian"

"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE" "Fuck off Brian"

445,262 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens

The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens

225,558 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

"Sorry, I'm going to be busy this weekend, I have a lot of things to do" Me the entire weekend:

"Sorry, I'm going to be busy this weekend, I have a lot of things to do" Me the entire weekend:

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The Great Escape (1963) 🔊🆙

The Great Escape (1963) 🔊🆙

1,231,334 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Please take fifty-eight seconds out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the panda.

Please take fifty-eight seconds out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the panda.

615,363 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

"No, honestly, I'm fine, you just take your fucking video"

"No, honestly, I'm fine, you just take your fucking video"

644,731 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

To celebrate #WorldPenguinDay, if you've never heard a penguin being tickled before, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙 📹:

To celebrate #WorldPenguinDay, if you've never heard a penguin being tickled before, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙 📹:

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"FUCK YOUR CONCRETE"

"FUCK YOUR CONCRETE"

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Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the natural poise and graceful athleticism of the panda.

Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the natural poise and graceful athleticism of the panda.

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Me whenever I'm faced with the prospect of real life social interaction. 📹:

Me whenever I'm faced with the prospect of real life social interaction. 📹:

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"Why Is everything a drama with you, Tony?"

"Why Is everything a drama with you, Tony?"

283,886 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Start your weekend by admiring the natural elegance, agility and effortless grace of the panda.

Start your weekend by admiring the natural elegance, agility and effortless grace of the panda.

62,983 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

Me pretending to injure myself so I don't have to go out.

Me pretending to injure myself so I don't have to go out.

27,167 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

When I see myself in the mirror, first thing in the morning.

When I see myself in the mirror, first thing in the morning.

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Dear Sir, We are very impressed by your approach to problem solving and would like to formally offer you the position of Branch Manager. 🎥: TikTok user oscar_paris2019

Dear Sir, We are very impressed by your approach to problem solving and would like to formally offer you the position of Branch Manager. 🎥: TikTok user oscar_paris2019

182,012 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren