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Yes you can come, just don't be weird. Me:
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"This next song is an old Delta blues number, a mournful tune of hardship, loss, betrayal and deep despair, and it's called 'Where's My Fucking Dinner, Woman'"🔊🆙
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When you thought you'd finished washing up and someone brings a dirty bowl in.
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"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"
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When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.
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When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.
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"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks"
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Me avoiding social interactions.
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When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.
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If you're having one of those days when only baby goats in pyjamas can help, here's some baby goats in pyjamas.
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Me: "I'm not going to let it bother me" Also me, letting it bother me:
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That one co-worker whenever the boss walks in.
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Me trying to learn a TikTok dance. 🔊🆙
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Scientists: "food gives you energy" Me after eating:
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Tributes continue to pour in from all over the world for Pope Francis, who died today. As for me, this is how I'll remember him.
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When you wake up after a half hour nap and don't know what year it is.
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When you come home drunk af and try to climb into bed.
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When you know you're not allowed in the baby's room but you didn't know they'd installed a security camera.
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“GARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS MADNESS”
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Don't come back here with your bullshit. Me, coming back with my bullshit: