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Scooby-Doo taught us never to trust the first face you see. Jelly Roll mystery? Solved.

Scooby-Doo taught us never to trust the first face you see. Jelly Roll mystery? Solved.

4,324,817 views

I finally understand Canada’s foreign policy.

I finally understand Canada’s foreign policy.

556,625 views

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

27,646,187 views

After becoming the only G7 leader to put his country into a recession, Mark Carney prepares for a battle with Trump.

After becoming the only G7 leader to put his country into a recession, Mark Carney prepares for a battle with Trump.

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Lake Ontario is now Lake America. Beavers love it. Moose love it. Birds love it. Even the fish love it. And the fish don’t like anything. Nobody has ever seen wildlife this happy. Many people are saying it.

Lake Ontario is now Lake America. Beavers love it. Moose love it. Birds love it. Even the fish love it. And the fish don’t like anything. Nobody has ever seen wildlife this happy. Many people are saying it.

384,196 views

“Actual footage” of the first time I saw a white person.

“Actual footage” of the first time I saw a white person.

2,502,130 views

Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

20,851,915 views

It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

20,810,521 views

Michelle finally reveals what we always knew.

Michelle finally reveals what we always knew.

937,177 views

First Lady of Canada, Mark Carney asks Americans to stop “doing memes.” Americans:

First Lady of Canada, Mark Carney asks Americans to stop “doing memes.” Americans:

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This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

4,045,985 views

I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

11,201,691 views

I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

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Heaven just got a little sweeter, a lot kinder, and a whole lot more sparkly. Rest in peace, Dolly. ❤️

Heaven just got a little sweeter, a lot kinder, and a whole lot more sparkly. Rest in peace, Dolly. ❤️

182,580 views

I’m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

I’m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

6,561,814 views

Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

9,364,216 views

Turns out the RINO was undead the whole time. You can’t kill what was never alive.

Turns out the RINO was undead the whole time. You can’t kill what was never alive.

1,229,953 views

Trump may rename the Strait of Hormuz. “Trump Strait.” Some people are calling it the greatest strait in the history of straits. I didn’t say it. People are saying it. Really smart people. The best people.

Trump may rename the Strait of Hormuz. “Trump Strait.” Some people are calling it the greatest strait in the history of straits. I didn’t say it. People are saying it. Really smart people. The best people.

13,307 views

This girl is going to run a company someday.

This girl is going to run a company someday.

3,474,338 views

His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

5,158,342 views

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Safe or out? I watched it five times and I’m still not sure.
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Safe or out? I watched it five times and I’m still not sure.

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4,369,882 views • 1 month ago

Under promise and overdeliver.
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Under promise and overdeliver.

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16,979,460 views • 5 months ago

The moment you realize your life has taken a wrong turn.
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The moment you realize your life has taken a wrong turn.

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29,113,932 views • 9 months ago

It’s okay, Mark Carney. Everybody hurts. Sometimes.
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It’s okay, Mark Carney. Everybody hurts. Sometimes.

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58,254 views • 1 day ago

Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.
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Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.

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17,560,210 views • 9 months ago

Nobody warned us the World Cup was going to solve Korea’s birth rate crisis. All this Korea 🇰🇷 - Mexico 🇲🇽 love is beautiful. A lot of kimchi is ending up in tacos tonight. Nine months from now, Seoul is going to have a baby boom. And somehow, every single one of them will be Filipino.
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Nobody warned us the World Cup was going to solve Korea’s birth rate crisis. All this Korea 🇰🇷 - Mexico 🇲🇽 love is beautiful. A lot of kimchi is ending up in tacos tonight. Nine months from now, Seoul is going to have a baby boom. And somehow, every single one of them will be Filipino.

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3,324,943 views • 2 months ago

She’s 93. She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself. Now it takes her to church and she uses Grok for navigation. This is what the technology is for.
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She’s 93. She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself. Now it takes her to church and she uses Grok for navigation. This is what the technology is for.

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6,269,291 views • 4 months ago

First Lake America, now “Dontario?” Many people are saying the rebrand is tremendous.
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First Lake America, now “Dontario?” Many people are saying the rebrand is tremendous.

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99,626 views • 4 days ago

Here’s another reason I don’t go to the beach. (the first reason is because I don’t want to age or get dark). There are demons living under the sand waiting to ruin your entire day.
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Here’s another reason I don’t go to the beach. (the first reason is because I don’t want to age or get dark). There are demons living under the sand waiting to ruin your entire day.

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6,708,474 views • 5 months ago

The Mount Rushmore boys weigh in on modern America: • men in women's sports? • puberty blockers? • is Canada gay? • what is DEI? • should Trump be the fifth bestie?
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The Mount Rushmore boys weigh in on modern America: • men in women's sports? • puberty blockers? • is Canada gay? • what is DEI? • should Trump be the fifth bestie?

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2,136,259 views • 2 months ago

Sophie putting on her league approved protective complexion.
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Sophie putting on her league approved protective complexion.

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631,430 views • 23 days ago

I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. She’s got a dump trunk.
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I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. She’s got a dump trunk.

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7,669,800 views • 6 months ago

The level where Mario exports democracy.
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The level where Mario exports democracy.

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4,396,032 views • 4 months ago

There are 2 trash cans within 6 feet of him. Someone tell me why. We all live here together, man.
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There are 2 trash cans within 6 feet of him. Someone tell me why. We all live here together, man.

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8,970,928 views • 8 months ago

Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.
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Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.

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9,902,600 views • 9 months ago

The first Asian driver to cause five accidents who wasn't operating a motor vehicle.
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The first Asian driver to cause five accidents who wasn't operating a motor vehicle.

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5,538,132 views • 5 months ago

If this was me, I would accidentally shoot myself in the leg… and probably the holster.
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If this was me, I would accidentally shoot myself in the leg… and probably the holster.

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5,536,003 views • 5 months ago

I was skeptical. I left convinced.
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I was skeptical. I left convinced.

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6,604,471 views • 7 months ago

Yes, this is real. This guy decided to flirt with death by putting a light bulb on a fork in a microwave for our entertainment. Here is the fun part. Microwaves hit everything inside with electromagnetic waves at about 2.45 GHz. Normally they make water molecules spin like they are late for work, which heats your food. But an old incandescent bulb has a thin tungsten filament that acts like a tiny antenna. It grabs those waves, turns them into an alternating current, and the filament gets heated to thousands of degrees until it glows like it just found Jesus. The fork adds spice by concentrating the electric field at its prongs. That can create arcs, tiny lightning flashes, and even pockets of plasma inside the microwave. It looks amazing. It is also a great way to shatter glass, start a fire, or send your microwave straight to appliance heaven. So yes, it works. No, do not try this at home unless chaos is your love language.
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Yes, this is real. This guy decided to flirt with death by putting a light bulb on a fork in a microwave for our entertainment. Here is the fun part. Microwaves hit everything inside with electromagnetic waves at about 2.45 GHz. Normally they make water molecules spin like they are late for work, which heats your food. But an old incandescent bulb has a thin tungsten filament that acts like a tiny antenna. It grabs those waves, turns them into an alternating current, and the filament gets heated to thousands of degrees until it glows like it just found Jesus. The fork adds spice by concentrating the electric field at its prongs. That can create arcs, tiny lightning flashes, and even pockets of plasma inside the microwave. It looks amazing. It is also a great way to shatter glass, start a fire, or send your microwave straight to appliance heaven. So yes, it works. No, do not try this at home unless chaos is your love language.

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6,561,884 views • 8 months ago

Pink haired Asian girl. Scooter. Cat in her arms. Karaoke. The internet was invented for this exact moment.
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Pink haired Asian girl. Scooter. Cat in her arms. Karaoke. The internet was invented for this exact moment.

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146,946 views • 9 days ago