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Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

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This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

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I’ve seen people close on a house faster than this woman ate one fry.

I’ve seen people close on a house faster than this woman ate one fry.

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Gentlemen, I found your future ex.

Gentlemen, I found your future ex.

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I thought it was illegal to manipulate the mileage on a vehicle?

I thought it was illegal to manipulate the mileage on a vehicle?

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Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

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It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

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I’m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

I’m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

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Texas guinea pigs have a message for Senate candidate James Talarico. 🔊 on.

Texas guinea pigs have a message for Senate candidate James Talarico. 🔊 on.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

10,612,878 views

This girl is going to run a company someday.

This girl is going to run a company someday.

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Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

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I’m revoking her lady card. There are certain secrets we do not disclose, sis.

I’m revoking her lady card. There are certain secrets we do not disclose, sis.

3,537,696 views

That sport looks like something my uncle invented in the garage while quitting cigarettes for the seventh time. Also, why does every player look like they sell solar panels on the side?

That sport looks like something my uncle invented in the garage while quitting cigarettes for the seventh time. Also, why does every player look like they sell solar panels on the side?

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I’m no math expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not right.

I’m no math expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not right.

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If this guy was born in the US, he’d be a Tesla engineer. Pretty cool.

If this guy was born in the US, he’d be a Tesla engineer. Pretty cool.

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His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

5,154,700 views

Nothing humbles you faster than fumbling your window button at the wrong time.

Nothing humbles you faster than fumbling your window button at the wrong time.

5,129,141 views

What can’t he do?

What can’t he do?

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My post was featured on the news. Kinda cool! All it took was a woman redesigning a men’s restroom.
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My post was featured on the news. Kinda cool! All it took was a woman redesigning a men’s restroom.

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350,829 views • 3 days ago

Under promise and overdeliver.
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Under promise and overdeliver.

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16,902,088 views • 2 months ago

She’s 93. She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself. Now it takes her to church and she uses Grok for navigation. This is what the technology is for.
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She’s 93. She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself. Now it takes her to church and she uses Grok for navigation. This is what the technology is for.

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6,264,177 views • 1 month ago

Elon saw this and built an entire company around it. PS: can you really just drive to the county line and get out of the ticket?
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Elon saw this and built an entire company around it. PS: can you really just drive to the county line and get out of the ticket?

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39,104 views • 23 hours ago

The level where Mario exports democracy.
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The level where Mario exports democracy.

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4,391,015 views • 1 month ago

The moment you realize your life has taken a wrong turn.
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The moment you realize your life has taken a wrong turn.

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29,107,580 views • 6 months ago

Back to work.
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Back to work.

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555,621 views • 8 days ago

Here’s another reason I don’t go to the beach. (the first reason is because I don’t want to age or get dark). There are demons living under the sand waiting to ruin your entire day.
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Here’s another reason I don’t go to the beach. (the first reason is because I don’t want to age or get dark). There are demons living under the sand waiting to ruin your entire day.

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6,707,504 views • 2 months ago

The laundry industry figured out one of the greatest grifts in American retail: sell people a giant bottle that’s mostly water, perfume, and vibes. Most detergent is designed to smell like “clean” before it actually needs to do much cleaning. You can make your own with the parts that actually matter: Washing soda: raises the pH and helps lift grease and grime. Borax: softens hard water and keeps dirt from redepositing. Castile soap: breaks surface tension and helps carry the dirt away. For a 4-person household doing around 300 loads a year: Commercial detergent: $150 to $180 DIY version: about $6 That’s $140+ saved by refusing to pay luxury prices for scented tap water. Trust the chemistry, not the marketing. Reclaim your laundry room. 🇺🇸
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The laundry industry figured out one of the greatest grifts in American retail: sell people a giant bottle that’s mostly water, perfume, and vibes. Most detergent is designed to smell like “clean” before it actually needs to do much cleaning. You can make your own with the parts that actually matter: Washing soda: raises the pH and helps lift grease and grime. Borax: softens hard water and keeps dirt from redepositing. Castile soap: breaks surface tension and helps carry the dirt away. For a 4-person household doing around 300 loads a year: Commercial detergent: $150 to $180 DIY version: about $6 That’s $140+ saved by refusing to pay luxury prices for scented tap water. Trust the chemistry, not the marketing. Reclaim your laundry room. 🇺🇸

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1,346,641 views • 22 days ago

Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.
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Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.

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17,558,650 views • 6 months ago

The first Asian driver to cause five accidents who wasn't operating a motor vehicle.
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The first Asian driver to cause five accidents who wasn't operating a motor vehicle.

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5,509,467 views • 2 months ago

If this was me, I would accidentally shoot myself in the leg… and probably the holster.
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If this was me, I would accidentally shoot myself in the leg… and probably the holster.

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5,532,380 views • 2 months ago

I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. She’s got a dump trunk.
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I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. She’s got a dump trunk.

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7,663,346 views • 3 months ago

Every update about Kanye and his wife seems like it was generated in a luxury brand psych ward.
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Every update about Kanye and his wife seems like it was generated in a luxury brand psych ward.

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2,376,989 views • 1 month ago

There are 2 trash cans within 6 feet of him. Someone tell me why. We all live here together, man.
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There are 2 trash cans within 6 feet of him. Someone tell me why. We all live here together, man.

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8,968,660 views • 5 months ago

Bro went from Joe Dirt to Enrique Iglesias. It’s like he refinanced his face with that hat.
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Bro went from Joe Dirt to Enrique Iglesias. It’s like he refinanced his face with that hat.

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3,794,857 views • 2 months ago

I was skeptical. I left convinced.
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I was skeptical. I left convinced.

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6,603,196 views • 4 months ago

Am I the only one who has Pride Month fatigue?
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Am I the only one who has Pride Month fatigue?

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26,441 views • 1 day ago

AI is gonna take your job and your girl.
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AI is gonna take your job and your girl.

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3,120,231 views • 2 months ago

Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.
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Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.

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9,901,953 views • 6 months ago