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Mitch is living his best life.

Mitch is living his best life.

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Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

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Scooby-Doo taught us never to trust the first face you see. Jelly Roll mystery? Solved.

Scooby-Doo taught us never to trust the first face you see. Jelly Roll mystery? Solved.

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Mitch has never looked better.

Mitch has never looked better.

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Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

Threatening our existence is one thing, but the real jump scare is poor grammar.

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It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

It was my first day as a forklift driver. Cut me some slack.

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โ€œActual footageโ€ of the first time I saw a white person.

โ€œActual footageโ€ of the first time I saw a white person.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I was today years old when I found out how circumcisions are done. If I was you, I would just hang onto that extra part. But. you do you.

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I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

I am not paying to stand in the sky like I am waiting for a table at Olive Garden. <I do like Olive Garden tho>

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Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

Hey Grok is this real? But more importantly, why am I picking sides?

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Iโ€™m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

Iโ€™m not even there and this triggered my acrophobia. My stomach sank.

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This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

This is why you always wear a seatbelt on a motorcycle. And a belt.

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His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

His reaction is justified. She isn't the one. Get off your phone.

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This girl is going to run a company someday.

This girl is going to run a company someday.

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Nothing humbles you faster than fumbling your window button at the wrong time.

Nothing humbles you faster than fumbling your window button at the wrong time.

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That sport looks like something my uncle invented in the garage while quitting cigarettes for the seventh time. Also, why does every player look like they sell solar panels on the side?

That sport looks like something my uncle invented in the garage while quitting cigarettes for the seventh time. Also, why does every player look like they sell solar panels on the side?

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Almost no one is into beauty treatments more than this gal. But, stop it. You don't need an air compressor for your eyebags. To be honest, I think this will make it worse.

Almost no one is into beauty treatments more than this gal. But, stop it. You don't need an air compressor for your eyebags. To be honest, I think this will make it worse.

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Iโ€™m revoking her lady card. There are certain secrets we do not disclose, sis.

Iโ€™m revoking her lady card. There are certain secrets we do not disclose, sis.

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Michelle finally reveals what we always knew.

Michelle finally reveals what we always knew.

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This French revolution has a trust fund.

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Under promise and overdeliver.

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Want to know the difference between communism and capitalism? You don't need a history book. Look no further than the Korean Peninsula. In 1953 the Korean War came to ceasefire and one country became two. Same people. Same language. Same history. Same starting line. The North chose communism. The South chose capitalism. Here is the scorecard 72 years later. ECONOMY - South Korea: 14th largest economy in the world. - North Korea: 150th. - Per person, South Korea ranks 37th. North Korea ranks 214th. - In 2025 South Korea exported $709.7 billion in goods. A record. - North Korea's total trade with China, its biggest partner, was $2.7 billion. - South Korea exports that much in less than a day and a half. HEALTH - South Korea: #5 in the world for life expectancy. - North Korea: #136. - Be born north of the line and you lose 10 years of life. - A North Korean child is 6 times more likely to die before age 5. FOOD - The UN says about 46% of North Koreans are undernourished. - That is nearly 12 million people. TECH - South Korea: #4 most innovative country on Earth. - Two South Korean companies make 70% of the world's memory chips. - South Korea sold $173 billion in chips last year alone. - 97% of South Koreans are online. - In North Korea, fewer than 10,000 people can reach the internet. That is less than 0.1% of the country. LIGHTS - Look at the peninsula from space at night. - South Korea glows. - North Korea is almost completely dark. Even the capital is a dim dot. FREEDOM - Freedom House scores South Korea 83 out of 100. - North Korea scores 3. One of the lowest on Earth. EXPORTS - South Korea gives the world Samsung, Hyundai and Blackpink. - North Korea gives the world rocketsโ€ฆ crappy ones. Same people. Same land. Different system. Watch the line.

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Good luck robots, my aunties are coming for your job.

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I found the sport that most men will be watching this year. Sheโ€™s got a dump trunk.
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I didnโ€™t immigrate to America to live in a Muslim country. If you are pro-Islam, you are anti-Western. If you are anti-Western, you are anti-American. To be clear, I am anti-Islam. Islam is a cancer on the West. I donโ€™t support its expansion in any Western country. Its teachings are incongruent with our values. Quran 9:30: โ€œthe Christians say, โ€˜The Messiah is the son of Allah.โ€™ โ€ฆ May Allah destroy themโ€ Quran 9:29: โ€œFight โ€ฆ from those who were given the Scripture โ€ฆ until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.โ€ Quran 98:6: โ€œthey who disbelieved among the People of the Scripture and the polytheists โ€ฆ Those are the worst of creatures.โ€ Compare this to the teachings of Jesus: โ€œA new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.โ€ John 13:34 (KJV) We are not these same. This isnโ€™t about freedom of religion. Itโ€™s about our very survival. Iโ€™m a Christian. I reject the teachings of Islam. I reject their expansion in the west. It is a disgusting religion, followed by the worst people in the world. They hate us. They repeatedly tell us they hate us. Liberals welcome them with open arms. Liberals are useful idiots. She is right about one thing. This is war. We need to start acting like it.
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Some men are entirely too comfortable with their sexuality.
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The level where Mario exports democracy.

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