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Gaza hospital bombed. IDF was not operating in the area. It appears to have come from a failed Hamas rocket.

Gaza hospital bombed. IDF was not operating in the area. It appears to have come from a failed Hamas rocket.

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💥 Now this is how we roll 💥 MOSSAD OPERATIONS IN IRAN REVEALED The Mossad spy agency can now reveal footage showing its actions against Iranian air defenses and ballistic missile launchers in Iran this morning. 🧵1/4

💥 Now this is how we roll 💥 MOSSAD OPERATIONS IN IRAN REVEALED The Mossad spy agency can now reveal footage showing its actions against Iranian air defenses and ballistic missile launchers in Iran this morning. 🧵1/4

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OK everyone. We have waited for this moment. It is now time to deploy the F-16i Sufa fighter jets we all have hidden in our apartments.

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OK everyone. We have waited for this moment. It is now time to deploy the F-16i Sufa fighter jets we all have hidden in our apartments.

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Quick war update from Tehran: The IRGC held a meeting in a command center. Israeli fighter jets RSVP’d. Within seconds of identifying regime operatives inside the facility, the jets struck the building and eliminated everyone in it. Problem solved. Meanwhile dozens of Israeli aircraft conducted additional strike waves across Tehran and western Iran, hitting: • IRGC Air Force command centers and situation rooms • A command compound inside the IRGC’s Imam Hussein military university • Ballistic missile storage and production facilities • Sites used to target Israeli aircraft operating over Tehran At the same time, Israel hit Internal Security and Basij bases along with a command center of the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence, the same organization responsible for spying on Iranian citizens and helping violently crush protests. In other words: The regime’s missile infrastructure, command network, and repression apparatus all took hits in the same round. The campaign continues. Tehran is learning that running a terror empire becomes difficult when your command centers keep disappearing. Roar. 🦁

Quick war update from Tehran: The IRGC held a meeting in a command center. Israeli fighter jets RSVP’d. Within seconds of identifying regime operatives inside the facility, the jets struck the building and eliminated everyone in it. Problem solved. Meanwhile dozens of Israeli aircraft conducted additional strike waves across Tehran and western Iran, hitting: • IRGC Air Force command centers and situation rooms • A command compound inside the IRGC’s Imam Hussein military university • Ballistic missile storage and production facilities • Sites used to target Israeli aircraft operating over Tehran At the same time, Israel hit Internal Security and Basij bases along with a command center of the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence, the same organization responsible for spying on Iranian citizens and helping violently crush protests. In other words: The regime’s missile infrastructure, command network, and repression apparatus all took hits in the same round. The campaign continues. Tehran is learning that running a terror empire becomes difficult when your command centers keep disappearing. Roar. 🦁

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We know exactly what the Islamic Regime was doing in the war room yesterday.

We know exactly what the Islamic Regime was doing in the war room yesterday.

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The Mullahs thought they made it to paradise. Until Chuck Norris showed up.

The Mullahs thought they made it to paradise. Until Chuck Norris showed up.

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🔊 Those aren't sirens. That's the sound of hundreds of terrorists that just lost their balls.

🔊 Those aren't sirens. That's the sound of hundreds of terrorists that just lost their balls.

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Hey everyone, take one last look at the IRGC Headquarters in Tehran. 👋🏻

Hey everyone, take one last look at the IRGC Headquarters in Tehran. 👋🏻

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Ready to serve up Hamas's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Ready to serve up Hamas's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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To the citizens of Gaza. Listen to the IDF. Hamas wants you to stay because they need you as human shields. You do not want to be in the building when this happens. And it will.

To the citizens of Gaza. Listen to the IDF. Hamas wants you to stay because they need you as human shields. You do not want to be in the building when this happens. And it will.

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Captured Hamas terrorists getting some good old Israeli hospitality, part 1.

Captured Hamas terrorists getting some good old Israeli hospitality, part 1.

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Some good news. Yaffa Adar, 85, who was kidnapped by Hamas terrorists has been rescued. She has now reunited with her loving family, and her loving country. (reposted after confirming that this information is correct)

Some good news. Yaffa Adar, 85, who was kidnapped by Hamas terrorists has been rescued. She has now reunited with her loving family, and her loving country. (reposted after confirming that this information is correct)

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IRGC elite soldiers gearing up to face the Great Satan 🇺🇸.

IRGC elite soldiers gearing up to face the Great Satan 🇺🇸.

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Before we eliminated Iran IRGC Aerospace Commander Amir Ali Hajizadeh, he said in February 2025: "There are enough American targets around us.. you can hit them with cheap missiles. We don't need ICBMs to hit them" America, this affects you the most.

Before we eliminated Iran IRGC Aerospace Commander Amir Ali Hajizadeh, he said in February 2025: "There are enough American targets around us.. you can hit them with cheap missiles. We don't need ICBMs to hit them" America, this affects you the most.

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A Hamas rocket was launched at Israel, but landed inside the strip, killing a 14-year-old boy. Meaning they also broke the ceasefire and also killed a Palestinian child.

A Hamas rocket was launched at Israel, but landed inside the strip, killing a 14-year-old boy. Meaning they also broke the ceasefire and also killed a Palestinian child.

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"I think it's appropriate for Israel to find the Hamas members and either kill them or incarcerate them, that's something that has to be done because they are going to keep coming otherwise." - Elon Musk

"I think it's appropriate for Israel to find the Hamas members and either kill them or incarcerate them, that's something that has to be done because they are going to keep coming otherwise." - Elon Musk

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Am Israeli Chai! Say it like you mean it!

Am Israeli Chai! Say it like you mean it!

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The IDF trained dogs to launch RPG's in residential neighborhoods. Dogs Trained To Launch RPGs Dogs. Trained. To. Launch. RPGs.

The IDF trained dogs to launch RPG's in residential neighborhoods. Dogs Trained To Launch RPGs Dogs. Trained. To. Launch. RPGs.

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This Hezbollah cell injured 10 IDF soldiers. So we blew them up. Hope other Hezbollah terrorists learn from their mistake.

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This Hezbollah cell injured 10 IDF soldiers. So we blew them up. Hope other Hezbollah terrorists learn from their mistake.

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Khaled ibn al Walid mosque, West Khan Yunis yesterday. You can bet it was being used as more than just a mosque.

Khaled ibn al Walid mosque, West Khan Yunis yesterday. You can bet it was being used as more than just a mosque.

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Remember. This was Sydney on October 8, 2023.

Remember. This was Sydney on October 8, 2023.

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IDF just went It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World on Lebanon and told everyone where Hezbollah's millions of dollars in cash and gold are hidden. 🤣

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IDF just went It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World on Lebanon and told everyone where Hezbollah's millions of dollars in cash and gold are hidden. 🤣

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OK who made this?

OK who made this?

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Trump has given Hamas until inauguration day to return the hostages. Strongest message to date from the United States of America has been delivered.

Trump has given Hamas until inauguration day to return the hostages. Strongest message to date from the United States of America has been delivered.

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Leaked video of interrogation with Hamas terrorist. Watch how he nonchalantly says "we raped them" and "we cut off their heads".

Leaked video of interrogation with Hamas terrorist. Watch how he nonchalantly says "we raped them" and "we cut off their heads".

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5,203,780 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Hezbollah terrorists this morning adjusting to their new reality.

Hezbollah terrorists this morning adjusting to their new reality.

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3,010,476 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

PROGRESS: The rebels have just figured out how to adjust the yaw of the plane.

PROGRESS: The rebels have just figured out how to adjust the yaw of the plane.

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2,596,357 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

America's enemy is our enemy. Never forget the dancing Palestinians.

America's enemy is our enemy. Never forget the dancing Palestinians.

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1,050,328 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

❤️‍🩹 HELP US HEAL THE SOUTH The people who survived October 7 still wake up every morning trying to rebuild lives shattered by trauma, loss, displacement, addiction, and PTSD. Most of the world moved on. They didn’t get that luxury. I recently joined the fundraising efforts for Rimon Farms, an extraordinary non-political Israeli initiative using therapeutic agricultural farms in the Negev to help people heal through community, meaningful work, nature, and human connection. They are now opening two new farms in Nahal Oz and Holit, two of the communities hit hardest in the massacre. This is not about politics. It’s about helping human beings stand back up. I truly believe in this project and the people behind it. We have already helped thousands of people rebuild their lives, but we're not done. If you want to help the south rebuild, help us reach our goal!

❤️‍🩹 HELP US HEAL THE SOUTH The people who survived October 7 still wake up every morning trying to rebuild lives shattered by trauma, loss, displacement, addiction, and PTSD. Most of the world moved on. They didn’t get that luxury. I recently joined the fundraising efforts for Rimon Farms, an extraordinary non-political Israeli initiative using therapeutic agricultural farms in the Negev to help people heal through community, meaningful work, nature, and human connection. They are now opening two new farms in Nahal Oz and Holit, two of the communities hit hardest in the massacre. This is not about politics. It’s about helping human beings stand back up. I truly believe in this project and the people behind it. We have already helped thousands of people rebuild their lives, but we're not done. If you want to help the south rebuild, help us reach our goal!

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

61,564 Aufrufe • vor 15 Tagen

This is why antisemitism is a disease. Great explanation.

This is why antisemitism is a disease. Great explanation.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

284,929 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

The Mossad convinced Gazans to film overflowing markets and flood the internet to disprove a supposed famine so the media screams "famine!" louder, thereby causing mass distraction and confusion while we take control over the global supply of cane sugar.

The Mossad convinced Gazans to film overflowing markets and flood the internet to disprove a supposed famine so the media screams "famine!" louder, thereby causing mass distraction and confusion while we take control over the global supply of cane sugar.

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Well how about that. A Hamas terrorist fired an RPG at IDF soldiers from the 'Al-Quds' Hospital, and was eliminated.

Well how about that. A Hamas terrorist fired an RPG at IDF soldiers from the 'Al-Quds' Hospital, and was eliminated.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,902,542 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Shayetet 13 💪💪💪🇮🇱🇮🇱 60 terrorists eliminated. 26 terrorists arrested. 250 (!!) hostages rescued and alive. Watch the incredible helmet cam footage.

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Shayetet 13 💪💪💪🇮🇱🇮🇱 60 terrorists eliminated. 26 terrorists arrested. 250 (!!) hostages rescued and alive. Watch the incredible helmet cam footage.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

2,935,834 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Hey guys. We have space lasers fr now. 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

Hey guys. We have space lasers fr now. 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

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Watch this terrorist get his comeuppance during the massacre in Sufa.

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Watch this terrorist get his comeuppance during the massacre in Sufa.

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2,688,812 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

What is Pallywood? When the paramedic response time is faster than a Formula 1 pit crew.

What is Pallywood? When the paramedic response time is faster than a Formula 1 pit crew.

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2,523,562 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

To Hamas who loves sharing videos. Here's one for you. Video credit: one of your pieces of shit murderers.

To Hamas who loves sharing videos. Here's one for you. Video credit: one of your pieces of shit murderers.

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2,254,808 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Jordanian forces lined up at the border with Israel to prevent terror supporters from arriving and attacking. A luxury we didn't have in 1948, 1967 or 1973.

Jordanian forces lined up at the border with Israel to prevent terror supporters from arriving and attacking. A luxury we didn't have in 1948, 1967 or 1973.

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2,273,770 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

This is Lebanon right now. They have literally been asking for it for 11 months. Our turn.

This is Lebanon right now. They have literally been asking for it for 11 months. Our turn.

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome

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This is a Hamas terror tunnel we destroyed. Notice how it runs through a residential area. Hamas don't care.

This is a Hamas terror tunnel we destroyed. Notice how it runs through a residential area. Hamas don't care.

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2,138,290 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren