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this is exactly what every actor who signs up to be in hbo’s harry potter series sounds like

this is exactly what every actor who signs up to be in hbo’s harry potter series sounds like

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there are chanty belugas everywhere for those with eyes to see

there are chanty belugas everywhere for those with eyes to see

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real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level

real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level

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herstory repeating itself

herstory repeating itself

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i love her so fucking much

i love her so fucking much

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chappell roan:

chappell roan:

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oh laura linney was about to pounce

oh laura linney was about to pounce

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i hope the new menendez brothers show includes a scene of erik painting this portrait of kathy griffin

i hope the new menendez brothers show includes a scene of erik painting this portrait of kathy griffin

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barbra streisand wanted to make a movie called triangle about a love triangle that takes place during the triangle shirtwaist factory fire

barbra streisand wanted to make a movie called triangle about a love triangle that takes place during the triangle shirtwaist factory fire

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i’m literally always saying this

i’m literally always saying this

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stop! that! madonna!

stop! that! madonna!

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crowded bar reacts to miss piggy’s HI-YA (real)

crowded bar reacts to miss piggy’s HI-YA (real)

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this is what it feels like to wake up with no hangover after [redacted] vodka soda crans

this is what it feels like to wake up with no hangover after [redacted] vodka soda crans

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kelly ripa:

kelly ripa:

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rachel zegler in the cover art for the last five years

rachel zegler in the cover art for the last five years

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spin-off film when ???

spin-off film when ???

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happy august

happy august

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going out in the sleet to get chicken fingers

going out in the sleet to get chicken fingers

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happy first performance of smash to all who celebrate

happy first performance of smash to all who celebrate

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one of our most important cultural artifacts

one of our most important cultural artifacts

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today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway

today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway

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finally… peace has been brokered between wicked and avenue q

finally… peace has been brokered between wicked and avenue q

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target is finally running kristen wiig her check i see … about time!

target is finally running kristen wiig her check i see … about time!

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they drank the panera lemonade

they drank the panera lemonade

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there should have been an entire episode of that documentary just about this

there should have been an entire episode of that documentary just about this

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everybody calling this gay “airplane!” as if “airplane!” wasn’t already gay

everybody calling this gay “airplane!” as if “airplane!” wasn’t already gay

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“well they told me it was champagne but you know they fakin’ the funk, it’s prosecco” is perhaps the greatest entrance line of all time

“well they told me it was champagne but you know they fakin’ the funk, it’s prosecco” is perhaps the greatest entrance line of all time

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glinda in munchkinland after her best friend gets murdered:

glinda in munchkinland after her best friend gets murdered:

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she should be president

she should be president

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can’t get over this vocal choice

can’t get over this vocal choice

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this should have been a super bowl commercial

this should have been a super bowl commercial

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ryan murphy casting all’s fair:

ryan murphy casting all’s fair:

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imagine doing blow with ina garten

imagine doing blow with ina garten

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i should be able to log jennifer garner’s architectural digest tour on letterboxd

i should be able to log jennifer garner’s architectural digest tour on letterboxd

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just overheard my bodega guy call someone else boss man

just overheard my bodega guy call someone else boss man

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the audience’s reaction to megan hilty sitting on a couch is incredible and deeply warranted

the audience’s reaction to megan hilty sitting on a couch is incredible and deeply warranted

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me when it’s time to go to the plans i made with someone

me when it’s time to go to the plans i made with someone

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this is what i imagine my cheddar broccoli soup does in the microwave

this is what i imagine my cheddar broccoli soup does in the microwave

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I think about this every single day

I think about this every single day

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