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this is exactly what every actor who signs up to be in hbo’s harry potter series sounds like

this is exactly what every actor who signs up to be in hbo’s harry potter series sounds like

75,723 views

there are chanty belugas everywhere for those with eyes to see

there are chanty belugas everywhere for those with eyes to see

96,298 views

real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level

real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level

1,025,199 views

herstory repeating itself

herstory repeating itself

2,368,491 views

i love her so fucking much

i love her so fucking much

3,238,961 views

chappell roan:

chappell roan:

954,240 views

oh laura linney was about to pounce

oh laura linney was about to pounce

179,578 views

i hope the new menendez brothers show includes a scene of erik painting this portrait of kathy griffin

i hope the new menendez brothers show includes a scene of erik painting this portrait of kathy griffin

591,011 views

barbra streisand wanted to make a movie called triangle about a love triangle that takes place during the triangle shirtwaist factory fire

barbra streisand wanted to make a movie called triangle about a love triangle that takes place during the triangle shirtwaist factory fire

617,838 views

i’m literally always saying this

i’m literally always saying this

166,292 views

stop! that! madonna!

stop! that! madonna!

35,640 views

crowded bar reacts to miss piggy’s HI-YA (real)

crowded bar reacts to miss piggy’s HI-YA (real)

95,838 views

this is what it feels like to wake up with no hangover after [redacted] vodka soda crans

this is what it feels like to wake up with no hangover after [redacted] vodka soda crans

105,015 views

kelly ripa:

kelly ripa:

80,815 views

rachel zegler in the cover art for the last five years

rachel zegler in the cover art for the last five years

31,583 views

spin-off film when ???

spin-off film when ???

41,294 views

happy august

happy august

57,332 views

going out in the sleet to get chicken fingers

going out in the sleet to get chicken fingers

16,895 views

happy first performance of smash to all who celebrate

happy first performance of smash to all who celebrate

20,275 views

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one of our most important cultural artifacts

1,130,618 views • 6 months ago

today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway

today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway

3,135,077 views • 2 years ago

finally… peace has been brokered between wicked and avenue q

finally… peace has been brokered between wicked and avenue q

1,146,223 views • 1 year ago

target is finally running kristen wiig her check i see … about time!

target is finally running kristen wiig her check i see … about time!

1,132,333 views • 2 years ago

they drank the panera lemonade

they drank the panera lemonade

1,269,990 views • 2 years ago

there should have been an entire episode of that documentary just about this

there should have been an entire episode of that documentary just about this

250,449 views • 6 months ago

everybody calling this gay “airplane!” as if “airplane!” wasn’t already gay

everybody calling this gay “airplane!” as if “airplane!” wasn’t already gay

190,270 views • 5 months ago

“well they told me it was champagne but you know they fakin’ the funk, it’s prosecco” is perhaps the greatest entrance line of all time

“well they told me it was champagne but you know they fakin’ the funk, it’s prosecco” is perhaps the greatest entrance line of all time

238,944 views • 7 months ago

glinda in munchkinland after her best friend gets murdered:

glinda in munchkinland after her best friend gets murdered:

268,209 views • 9 months ago

she should be president

she should be president

484,852 views • 1 year ago

can’t get over this vocal choice

can’t get over this vocal choice

391,240 views • 1 year ago

this should have been a super bowl commercial

this should have been a super bowl commercial

600,843 views • 2 years ago

ryan murphy casting all’s fair:

ryan murphy casting all’s fair:

234,931 views • 9 months ago

imagine doing blow with ina garten

imagine doing blow with ina garten

495,004 views • 1 year ago

i should be able to log jennifer garner’s architectural digest tour on letterboxd

i should be able to log jennifer garner’s architectural digest tour on letterboxd

399,989 views • 2 years ago

just overheard my bodega guy call someone else boss man

just overheard my bodega guy call someone else boss man

96,268 views • 5 months ago

me when it’s time to go to the plans i made with someone

me when it’s time to go to the plans i made with someone

90,240 views • 7 months ago

the audience’s reaction to megan hilty sitting on a couch is incredible and deeply warranted

the audience’s reaction to megan hilty sitting on a couch is incredible and deeply warranted

264,877 views • 2 years ago

this is what i imagine my cheddar broccoli soup does in the microwave

this is what i imagine my cheddar broccoli soup does in the microwave

174,086 views • 1 year ago

I think about this every single day

I think about this every single day

292,121 views • 3 years ago