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𝕐o̴g̴ Literally me. They have no predators on land. They're chill as fuck there.

𝕐o̴g̴ Literally me. They have no predators on land. They're chill as fuck there.

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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

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Dear rest of the world: We're just cooler than you. Sorry. Sincerely, America.

Dear rest of the world: We're just cooler than you. Sorry. Sincerely, America.

3,767,872 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

GM. Your daily wheeze.

GM. Your daily wheeze.

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This guy is fucking hilarious

This guy is fucking hilarious

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Women don't want to believe it, but guy friendships are REALLY that easy.

Women don't want to believe it, but guy friendships are REALLY that easy.

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GM. Who makes this shit?! 🤣

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GM. Who makes this shit?! 🤣

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To all the "man she's such a drag" people:

To all the "man she's such a drag" people:

901,328 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I think I may have posted this before but it's probably one of my favorite pieces of media in existence.

I think I may have posted this before but it's probably one of my favorite pieces of media in existence.

1,102,229 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

GM. And if this is you I hope you have the day you deserve.

GM. And if this is you I hope you have the day you deserve.

763,958 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I've never seen a double massacre so brutal. GM.

I've never seen a double massacre so brutal. GM.

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Sup gurl, you down to cluck?

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Sup gurl, you down to cluck?

247,660 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The last video got a lot of hate from the non Americans (and even some self-hating Americans). Guess what, our Military can be the most lethal fighting force ever conceived and still have fun. Cope, seethe, mald losers.

The last video got a lot of hate from the non Americans (and even some self-hating Americans). Guess what, our Military can be the most lethal fighting force ever conceived and still have fun. Cope, seethe, mald losers.

155,104 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

"Hey Siri, what's a haymaker?"

"Hey Siri, what's a haymaker?"

131,003 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

Into my veins

Into my veins

187,522 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

Another day. Another Trayvon.

Another day. Another Trayvon.

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The back and forth between these two sent me. I needed this today.

The back and forth between these two sent me. I needed this today.

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I could never figure out how to do this before

I could never figure out how to do this before

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*insert skull emoji*

insert skull emoji

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