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𝕐o̴g̴ Literally me. They have no predators on land. They're chill as fuck there.

𝕐o̴g̴ Literally me. They have no predators on land. They're chill as fuck there.

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Dear rest of the world: We're just cooler than you. Sorry. Sincerely, America.

Dear rest of the world: We're just cooler than you. Sorry. Sincerely, America.

3,759,058 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

7,922,424 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

GM. Your daily wheeze.

GM. Your daily wheeze.

1,806,534 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

This guy is fucking hilarious

This guy is fucking hilarious

2,501,252 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Women don't want to believe it, but guy friendships are REALLY that easy.

Women don't want to believe it, but guy friendships are REALLY that easy.

939,657 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

I've never seen a double massacre so brutal. GM.

I've never seen a double massacre so brutal. GM.

237,643 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

GM. Who makes this shit?! 🤣

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GM. Who makes this shit?! 🤣

1,587,324 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

To all the "man she's such a drag" people:

To all the "man she's such a drag" people:

898,216 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

GM. And if this is you I hope you have the day you deserve.

GM. And if this is you I hope you have the day you deserve.

760,113 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

I think I may have posted this before but it's probably one of my favorite pieces of media in existence.

I think I may have posted this before but it's probably one of my favorite pieces of media in existence.

1,101,234 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

"Hey Siri, what's a haymaker?"

"Hey Siri, what's a haymaker?"

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The last video got a lot of hate from the non Americans (and even some self-hating Americans). Guess what, our Military can be the most lethal fighting force ever conceived and still have fun. Cope, seethe, mald losers.

The last video got a lot of hate from the non Americans (and even some self-hating Americans). Guess what, our Military can be the most lethal fighting force ever conceived and still have fun. Cope, seethe, mald losers.

154,134 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

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459,666 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

Sup gurl, you down to cluck?

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Sup gurl, you down to cluck?

247,119 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

Into my veins

Into my veins

186,496 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Another day. Another Trayvon.

Another day. Another Trayvon.

252,860 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

The back and forth between these two sent me. I needed this today.

The back and forth between these two sent me. I needed this today.

203,046 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

*insert skull emoji*

insert skull emoji

182,598 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

The way he talks but puts both T's on the Manatee's name. Articulating the fuck out of that name. That's respecT.

The way he talks but puts both T's on the Manatee's name. Articulating the fuck out of that name. That's respecT.

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GM. We're gonna make it.

GM. We're gonna make it.

82,854 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten