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Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

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Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

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Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

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“Caicedo is a shin kicker who can’t pass the ball”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

“Caicedo is a shin kicker who can’t pass the ball”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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18 year old Reece James at Wigan is better than any version of Timber and Trent 😮‍💨💙

18 year old Reece James at Wigan is better than any version of Timber and Trent 😮‍💨💙

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We went from having Enzo & Enzo to Liam & Liam

We went from having Enzo & Enzo to Liam & Liam

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Pedri tried to pull this gimmick thinking he was HIM until Joelington cleared him off the road. Barcelona think it’s Elche they’re playing 😂😭

Pedri tried to pull this gimmick thinking he was HIM until Joelington cleared him off the road. Barcelona think it’s Elche they’re playing 😂😭

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Kylian Mbappe has never lost a World Cup match in his career.
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Kylian Mbappe has never lost a World Cup match in his career.

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16,786,082 views • 8 days ago

In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭
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In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭

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2,784,955 views • 2 months ago

There are some goals Ronaldo scored that still doesn’t make sense to me lmao, how did he end up with only 1 Puskas award?
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There are some goals Ronaldo scored that still doesn’t make sense to me lmao, how did he end up with only 1 Puskas award?

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48,286 views • 2 days ago

This is a high school competition in Japan btw, I know some EPL wingers who wouldn’t start
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This is a high school competition in Japan btw, I know some EPL wingers who wouldn’t start

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1,553,440 views • 2 months ago

18 year old Liam Rosenior taking one of the coldest penalties you’ll ever see. This guy has been Aura-farming since 1942😂😭
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18 year old Liam Rosenior taking one of the coldest penalties you’ll ever see. This guy has been Aura-farming since 1942😂😭

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3,547,517 views • 5 months ago

I thought y’all said Sterling was shit???
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I thought y’all said Sterling was shit???

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2,067,105 views • 3 months ago

The year was 2017 and Ronaldo decided to take the finals into his own hands and had the commentator sounding like cows😂
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The year was 2017 and Ronaldo decided to take the finals into his own hands and had the commentator sounding like cows😂

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48,539 views • 5 days ago

They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙
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They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙

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848,239 views • 3 months ago

This is more entertaining than anything we see in the league bro, wtf😂 That 3rd clip btw😭😭
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This is more entertaining than anything we see in the league bro, wtf😂 That 3rd clip btw😭😭

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557,645 views • 2 months ago

Chelsea’s Rebecca doesn’t just guard the goal, she keeps promises. Every save feels deliberate, like she’s already read the story before it unfolds. Calm in chaos, steady when the stadium holds its breath, she moves with a quiet confidence that tells defenders, you’re safe now. Watching her play feels like watching certainty take shape.💙💙
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Chelsea’s Rebecca doesn’t just guard the goal, she keeps promises. Every save feels deliberate, like she’s already read the story before it unfolds. Calm in chaos, steady when the stadium holds its breath, she moves with a quiet confidence that tells defenders, you’re safe now. Watching her play feels like watching certainty take shape.💙💙

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1,158,968 views • 5 months ago

“One day we will be fat and drunk at the bar telling people we won Portugal’s first Euro” Ronaldo’s Speech after winning Portugal’s first ever international trophy😮‍💨🐐
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“One day we will be fat and drunk at the bar telling people we won Portugal’s first Euro” Ronaldo’s Speech after winning Portugal’s first ever international trophy😮‍💨🐐

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426,205 views • 2 months ago

“I have never seen a winger humiliate Timber in my life” Meanwhile 18 year old Estevao who is barely old enough to drive almost drove Rev. Timber back to the woods😭
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“I have never seen a winger humiliate Timber in my life” Meanwhile 18 year old Estevao who is barely old enough to drive almost drove Rev. Timber back to the woods😭

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410,028 views • 2 months ago

Frankly speaking, I think Lampard in his 40s is still better technically than 90% of the current midfielders we got playing in the league
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Frankly speaking, I think Lampard in his 40s is still better technically than 90% of the current midfielders we got playing in the league

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594,383 views • 4 months ago

Chelsea conceded a goal to Fulham in the beginning of the first half and Mourinho decided to bring in Drogba in the 25th minute😭
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Chelsea conceded a goal to Fulham in the beginning of the first half and Mourinho decided to bring in Drogba in the 25th minute😭

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297,917 views • 3 months ago

Andrey Santos’ ability to make a One time pass is criminally underrated. The brother doesn’t even think it😭
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Andrey Santos’ ability to make a One time pass is criminally underrated. The brother doesn’t even think it😭

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297,469 views • 4 months ago

In case you’re wondering where Caicedo Lite (Essugo) learnt those one time passes from😂💙
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In case you’re wondering where Caicedo Lite (Essugo) learnt those one time passes from😂💙

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162,075 views • 4 months ago

“All I know is William Saliba isn’t letting Díaz score that fourth goal,Paris’ two centre backs are bang average today” Meanwhile, Garnacho and Jackson made it to comps of Saliba getting cooked😭
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“All I know is William Saliba isn’t letting Díaz score that fourth goal,Paris’ two centre backs are bang average today” Meanwhile, Garnacho and Jackson made it to comps of Saliba getting cooked😭

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93,690 views • 2 months ago

Caicedo - João Pedro - Enzo Fernandez. My £260M 92nd minute goal, if you like no shop for boutique 🤲🏾😂
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Caicedo - João Pedro - Enzo Fernandez. My £260M 92nd minute goal, if you like no shop for boutique 🤲🏾😂

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153,628 views • 5 months ago

Before we had Kante, Kovacic, Jorginho, Matic, Enzo and Co, We use to have a wild animal called RAMIRES😮‍💨💙
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Before we had Kante, Kovacic, Jorginho, Matic, Enzo and Co, We use to have a wild animal called RAMIRES😮‍💨💙

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82,618 views • 6 months ago

As a Chelsea fan, football peaked bruhhh😮‍💨😭
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As a Chelsea fan, football peaked bruhhh😮‍💨😭

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63,892 views • 4 months ago