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Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

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✅Remove Messi’s left legs and he’s left with 145 goals ✅Remove Ronaldo’s both feet and he’s left with 175 goals

✅Remove Messi’s left legs and he’s left with 145 goals ✅Remove Ronaldo’s both feet and he’s left with 175 goals

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Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

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Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

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“Caicedo is a shin kicker who can’t pass the ball”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

“Caicedo is a shin kicker who can’t pass the ball”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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18 year old Reece James at Wigan is better than any version of Timber and Trent 😮‍💨💙

18 year old Reece James at Wigan is better than any version of Timber and Trent 😮‍💨💙

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We went from having Enzo & Enzo to Liam & Liam

We went from having Enzo & Enzo to Liam & Liam

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Pedri tried to pull this gimmick thinking he was HIM until Joelington cleared him off the road. Barcelona think it’s Elche they’re playing 😂😭

Pedri tried to pull this gimmick thinking he was HIM until Joelington cleared him off the road. Barcelona think it’s Elche they’re playing 😂😭

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The craziest final 5 minutes of any football game ever?😮‍💨
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The craziest final 5 minutes of any football game ever?😮‍💨

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4,522,255 views • 14 days ago

Kylian Mbappe has never lost a World Cup match in his career.
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Kylian Mbappe has never lost a World Cup match in his career.

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16,987,206 views • 3 months ago

We can never replace him in the EPL.💔😂
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We can never replace him in the EPL.💔😂

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3,533,312 views • 1 month ago

They said Pedri was better than this guy just because he could see everything turning around😭💔
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They said Pedri was better than this guy just because he could see everything turning around😭💔

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1,653,647 views • 3 months ago

In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭
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In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭

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2,789,032 views • 5 months ago

As a hater, I must confess that football peaked🤲🏾😭
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As a hater, I must confess that football peaked🤲🏾😭

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1,015,282 views • 2 months ago

18 year old Liam Rosenior taking one of the coldest penalties you’ll ever see. This guy has been Aura-farming since 1942😂😭
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18 year old Liam Rosenior taking one of the coldest penalties you’ll ever see. This guy has been Aura-farming since 1942😂😭

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3,547,780 views • 8 months ago

I don’t rate Tottenham at all to the point that I wasn’t even scared when we were 2 goals down lmao😂💙
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I don’t rate Tottenham at all to the point that I wasn’t even scared when we were 2 goals down lmao😂💙

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602,060 views • 1 month ago

I didn’t watch Makelele so I can tell you for a fact that this is the greatest CDM of all time
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I didn’t watch Makelele so I can tell you for a fact that this is the greatest CDM of all time

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208,466 views • 20 days ago

This is a high school competition in Japan btw, I know some EPL wingers who wouldn’t start
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This is a high school competition in Japan btw, I know some EPL wingers who wouldn’t start

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1,554,838 views • 5 months ago

I thought y’all said Sterling was shit???
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I thought y’all said Sterling was shit???

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2,067,171 views • 6 months ago

The fact that Caicedo was staring at the ball despite falling down until it went in is killing me man😭😂
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The fact that Caicedo was staring at the ball despite falling down until it went in is killing me man😭😂

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546,099 views • 3 months ago

They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙
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They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙

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848,455 views • 6 months ago

Chelsea’s Rebecca doesn’t just guard the goal, she keeps promises. Every save feels deliberate, like she’s already read the story before it unfolds. Calm in chaos, steady when the stadium holds its breath, she moves with a quiet confidence that tells defenders, you’re safe now. Watching her play feels like watching certainty take shape.💙💙
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Chelsea’s Rebecca doesn’t just guard the goal, she keeps promises. Every save feels deliberate, like she’s already read the story before it unfolds. Calm in chaos, steady when the stadium holds its breath, she moves with a quiet confidence that tells defenders, you’re safe now. Watching her play feels like watching certainty take shape.💙💙

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1,159,658 views • 8 months ago

This Manchester United vs Chelsea FA Cup final in 2018 was cinema😂
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This Manchester United vs Chelsea FA Cup final in 2018 was cinema😂

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242,486 views • 1 month ago

I wish Ronaldo had a little bit of talent man, imagine getting all these from the gym😭😂
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I wish Ronaldo had a little bit of talent man, imagine getting all these from the gym😭😂

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314,618 views • 3 months ago

This is more entertaining than anything we see in the league bro, wtf😂 That 3rd clip btw😭😭
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This is more entertaining than anything we see in the league bro, wtf😂 That 3rd clip btw😭😭

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557,645 views • 5 months ago

Joao Pedro in the Championship was a bully😭
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Joao Pedro in the Championship was a bully😭

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50,712 views • 15 days ago

Current Xabi Alonso might be better than every single midfielder we got in the league😂👏🏾
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Current Xabi Alonso might be better than every single midfielder we got in the league😂👏🏾

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157,299 views • 1 month ago

Frankly speaking, I think Lampard in his 40s is still better technically than 90% of the current midfielders we got playing in the league
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Frankly speaking, I think Lampard in his 40s is still better technically than 90% of the current midfielders we got playing in the league

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594,431 views • 7 months ago