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“11 wins in 11 games” Because you dey play Oviedo and Volcano you talk sey you deserve Ballon Dor 💔

“11 wins in 11 games” Because you dey play Oviedo and Volcano you talk sey you deserve Ballon Dor 💔

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Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

Imagine going to watch your nephew’s game who is a goalie and he does this😭

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✅Remove Messi’s left legs and he’s left with 145 goals ✅Remove Ronaldo’s both feet and he’s left with 175 goals

✅Remove Messi’s left legs and he’s left with 145 goals ✅Remove Ronaldo’s both feet and he’s left with 175 goals

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Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

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Be careful what you wish for son🥲🌚

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“Caicedo is a shin kicker who can’t pass the ball”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

“Caicedo is a shin kicker who can’t pass the ball”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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18 year old Reece James at Wigan is better than any version of Timber and Trent 😮‍💨💙

18 year old Reece James at Wigan is better than any version of Timber and Trent 😮‍💨💙

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We went from having Enzo & Enzo to Liam & Liam

We went from having Enzo & Enzo to Liam & Liam

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Pedri tried to pull this gimmick thinking he was HIM until Joelington cleared him off the road. Barcelona think it’s Elche they’re playing 😂😭

Pedri tried to pull this gimmick thinking he was HIM until Joelington cleared him off the road. Barcelona think it’s Elche they’re playing 😂😭

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The craziest final 5 minutes of any football game ever?😮‍💨

The craziest final 5 minutes of any football game ever?😮‍💨

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Kylian Mbappe has never lost a World Cup match in his career.

Kylian Mbappe has never lost a World Cup match in his career.

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We can never replace him in the EPL.💔😂

We can never replace him in the EPL.💔😂

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Imagine watching football all your life and never getting a chance to experience this 💔

Imagine watching football all your life and never getting a chance to experience this 💔

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They said Pedri was better than this guy just because he could see everything turning around😭💔

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They said Pedri was better than this guy just because he could see everything turning around😭💔

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I don’t rate Tottenham at all to the point that I wasn’t even scared when we were 2 goals down lmao😂💙

I don’t rate Tottenham at all to the point that I wasn’t even scared when we were 2 goals down lmao😂💙

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In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭

In the final game of his career, Japanese legend Tomoaki Makino and his manager decided to let his wife get subbed in wearing his shirt and take a penalty in honor of him😭

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18 year old Liam Rosenior taking one of the coldest penalties you’ll ever see. This guy has been Aura-farming since 1942😂😭

18 year old Liam Rosenior taking one of the coldest penalties you’ll ever see. This guy has been Aura-farming since 1942😂😭

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As a hater, I must confess that football peaked🤲🏾😭

As a hater, I must confess that football peaked🤲🏾😭

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I thought y’all said Sterling was shit???

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I thought y’all said Sterling was shit???

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This is a high school competition in Japan btw, I know some EPL wingers who wouldn’t start

This is a high school competition in Japan btw, I know some EPL wingers who wouldn’t start

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I didn’t watch Makelele so I can tell you for a fact that this is the greatest CDM of all time

I didn’t watch Makelele so I can tell you for a fact that this is the greatest CDM of all time

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The fact that Caicedo was staring at the ball despite falling down until it went in is killing me man😭😂

The fact that Caicedo was staring at the ball despite falling down until it went in is killing me man😭😂

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546,099 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Chelsea’s Rebecca doesn’t just guard the goal, she keeps promises. Every save feels deliberate, like she’s already read the story before it unfolds. Calm in chaos, steady when the stadium holds its breath, she moves with a quiet confidence that tells defenders, you’re safe now. Watching her play feels like watching certainty take shape.💙💙

Chelsea’s Rebecca doesn’t just guard the goal, she keeps promises. Every save feels deliberate, like she’s already read the story before it unfolds. Calm in chaos, steady when the stadium holds its breath, she moves with a quiet confidence that tells defenders, you’re safe now. Watching her play feels like watching certainty take shape.💙💙

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They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙

They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙

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This is more entertaining than anything we see in the league bro, wtf😂 That 3rd clip btw😭😭

This is more entertaining than anything we see in the league bro, wtf😂 That 3rd clip btw😭😭

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I wish Ronaldo had a little bit of talent man, imagine getting all these from the gym😭😂

I wish Ronaldo had a little bit of talent man, imagine getting all these from the gym😭😂

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Frankly speaking, I think Lampard in his 40s is still better technically than 90% of the current midfielders we got playing in the league

Frankly speaking, I think Lampard in his 40s is still better technically than 90% of the current midfielders we got playing in the league

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“One day we will be fat and drunk at the bar telling people we won Portugal’s first Euro” Ronaldo’s Speech after winning Portugal’s first ever international trophy😮‍💨🐐

“One day we will be fat and drunk at the bar telling people we won Portugal’s first Euro” Ronaldo’s Speech after winning Portugal’s first ever international trophy😮‍💨🐐

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Current Xabi Alonso might be better than every single midfielder we got in the league😂👏🏾

Current Xabi Alonso might be better than every single midfielder we got in the league😂👏🏾

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157,299 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten