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Both Matheus Cunha and Šeško had a game to forget, but Cunha’s reaction… Not sure what that does to a lad still trying to find his rhythm
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Diogo Dalot on Casemiro: “Case is very quiet, but when he speaks EVERYBODY listens.” Moment when unc figured there was no point talking to Dalot. 😭
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Guendouzi on Fellaini: “I think there is a bit of jealousy there. Maybe he can’t accept the fact that he chose to go back to short hair”
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Van Dijk: “If you [Rooney] watched games then I would definitely take responsibility. Your comment about me signing my deal [and then not performing ] it was a bit much.” Football Gods: “Thou darest cast shade upon Rooney? Thou shalt pay in full.”
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Rashford heard “can’t stop scoring” and said bet
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Remember when Sancho told Bruno to stop moaning? His career hasn’t recovered since 😭
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Cucurella started it. Mazraoui finished it. 😭
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Blud himself is guilty of spreading lies to cover up his heinous acts...
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That Bruno dummy had Calvin Bassey running for his life. Plus to feed Sesko under all that pressure? 😭
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Weird how United’s first header between the two came from 5'7 Mbeumo and not 6'5 Air Šeško...
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Licha giving us glimpse of what we should expect when he's fully fit
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How are some fans supporting Tyrone Mings’ violence? Beats me. Thanks for the reminder, Alfonso.
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W take. Licha has DM experience from Ajax, he’s obviously strong defensively, and his left foot could easily link up with our attackers, especially Šeško
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If this is what “playing for money” looks like, then may God bless us with more players who sign only for money. Because Casemiro’s passion just never dipped! Thanks for everything, Unc. 屮
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Still confused why Mason Mount started instead of Cunha?
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Nah, hitting the target should be basic for a pro… but we all know a certain ex-United, now-Chelsea man would’ve found the side netting. 😭
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Only Bruno Fernandes could pull off an assist like that so casually. And Matheus Cunha knew exactly who to thank!
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You have to feel for Harry Maguire here. Bro ran the full length of the pitch, only for Bruno to pull off his third ( if not fourth) chop-back of the game, and it didn’t even make Iroegbunam flinch. 💀
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This Garnacho interview gets funnier with every Chelsea game 💀
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Y’all acting like Tyrell Malacia’s return means prime Evra is back... Man's entire United scoring record is one dodgy goal
![Van Dijk: “If you [Rooney] watched games then I would definitely take responsibility. Your comment about me signing my deal [and then not performing ] it was a bit much.” Football Gods: “Thou darest cast shade upon Rooney? Thou shalt pay in full.”](https://image.24vids.com/tw-1994049965115806040/amplify_video_thumb/1994046203286409216/img/lxhgVCg58Y0Vvcdz.jpg)
