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2 specials now streaming on Netflix, one on HBO, a couple now on YouTube. New BIG BABY tour dates on sale at https://t.co/KneKHPWO3z. Good For You podcast.

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If you want the superpower of being invisible marry a skate God

If you want the superpower of being invisible marry a skate God

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I’ve been using a weighted vest and here’s an update

I’ve been using a weighted vest and here’s an update

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Giving the people what they want - behind the scenes of my OnlyFans roast of Bert Kreischer, coming soon to OFTV

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Giving the people what they want - behind the scenes of my OnlyFans roast of Bert Kreischer, coming soon to OFTV

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Why cant Philadelphia Eagles couples not be so annoying?

Why cant Philadelphia Eagles couples not be so annoying?

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Practicing songs I should walk down the aisle to?

Practicing songs I should walk down the aisle to?

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Yes I wear a ruck sack to Indiana Fever games so I the sitting and standing gets me a butt. We missed you Sophie Cunningham 🏀❤️

Yes I wear a ruck sack to Indiana Fever games so I the sitting and standing gets me a butt. We missed you Sophie Cunningham 🏀❤️

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the fact that Elon Musk has not reached out to have a child with my robot is frankly insulting

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the fact that Elon Musk has not reached out to have a child with my robot is frankly insulting

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2 years ago I said this on Jimmy Kimmel’s show but looks like it’s been fixed!

2 years ago I said this on Jimmy Kimmel’s show but looks like it’s been fixed!

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This is what happens when you’re an Eagles fan and not a Ravens fan

This is what happens when you’re an Eagles fan and not a Ravens fan

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Elon and Trump scrapping LFG

Elon and Trump scrapping LFG

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Austin bird gang at comedymothership LFG

Austin bird gang at comedymothership LFG

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Eagles fans at away games is another level The Philly Sports Guy

Eagles fans at away games is another level The Philly Sports Guy

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A fact is a fact

A fact is a fact

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Mother of the year award goes toooo

Mother of the year award goes toooo

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Back on tour this weekend in CT, NY, then VA, Toronto, MD etc etc

Back on tour this weekend in CT, NY, then VA, Toronto, MD etc etc

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People seem very riled up about the state of Los Angeles. Impossible to know what’s true but this vampire can testify about the LA critter issue…

People seem very riled up about the state of Los Angeles. Impossible to know what’s true but this vampire can testify about the LA critter issue…

Whitney Cummings

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Always weird to be sober and realize other people are like nah we still black out

Always weird to be sober and realize other people are like nah we still black out

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Okay can I post this now that Trump won? 9/11 😬

Okay can I post this now that Trump won? 9/11 😬

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Blame him for why the podcast is late this week SORRY

Blame him for why the podcast is late this week SORRY

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I had a super long list of “things the mainstream media won’t cover” but only included ones I super duper was able to fact check! Thanks for everyone on X who sent me some when I asked in a post yesterday ❤️🫡

I had a super long list of “things the mainstream media won’t cover” but only included ones I super duper was able to fact check! Thanks for everyone on X who sent me some when I asked in a post yesterday ❤️🫡

Whitney Cummings

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Forget trump v Harris it’s all about Matt Rife v @HalieyWelchX pod up now!

Forget trump v Harris it’s all about Matt Rife v @HalieyWelchX pod up now!

Whitney Cummings

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“Reporter lady” - Tik Tok does not care hahahaha

“Reporter lady” - Tik Tok does not care hahahaha

Whitney Cummings

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My dream was to play basketball for a living- tomorrow night I get to see Caitlin Clark Sophie Cunningham in LA at the Sparks Fever game and I would like them to know kiddos still kind of got it

My dream was to play basketball for a living- tomorrow night I get to see Caitlin Clark Sophie Cunningham in LA at the Sparks Fever game and I would like them to know kiddos still kind of got it

Whitney Cummings

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This keeps getting taken down I wonder WHY but I’m just gonna keep posting cuz 🤯🤯🤯

This keeps getting taken down I wonder WHY but I’m just gonna keep posting cuz 🤯🤯🤯

Whitney Cummings

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I’m sorry for those I’ve hurt. I will do better.

I’m sorry for those I’ve hurt. I will do better.

Whitney Cummings

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Finally I get to change my perverted last name 💍

Finally I get to change my perverted last name 💍

Whitney Cummings

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Wildest heckle I’ve gotten so far hands down lol. Tour starts up again in a couple weeks can’t wait to see what ya’ll yell next.

Wildest heckle I’ve gotten so far hands down lol. Tour starts up again in a couple weeks can’t wait to see what ya’ll yell next.

Whitney Cummings

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Epstein and Les Wexner owned WHAT?!?

Epstein and Les Wexner owned WHAT?!?

Whitney Cummings

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I think I recently realized I was a hypocrite for complaining about censorship but was also self-censoring. I posted this clip from my podcast making fun of Tim walz going to China (over?) 30 times (feel free to drop a link to correcting me if I’m wrong) and got crushed for even asking questions about it. I got scared I was spreading misinformation so took it down. I’m a comic and it’s our job to hold the line. Female comics are never gonna be universally beloved so there’s no point in even trying

I think I recently realized I was a hypocrite for complaining about censorship but was also self-censoring. I posted this clip from my podcast making fun of Tim walz going to China (over?) 30 times (feel free to drop a link to correcting me if I’m wrong) and got crushed for even asking questions about it. I got scared I was spreading misinformation so took it down. I’m a comic and it’s our job to hold the line. Female comics are never gonna be universally beloved so there’s no point in even trying

Whitney Cummings

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If we are in a simulation the fact that we play fantasy football is even more punk rock - now that I’m a boy mom it’s all football all day and I get to be a tom boy again even tho I’m sure that term will get me in trouble. Love you Kay Adams Rich Eisen Show

If we are in a simulation the fact that we play fantasy football is even more punk rock - now that I’m a boy mom it’s all football all day and I get to be a tom boy again even tho I’m sure that term will get me in trouble. Love you Kay Adams Rich Eisen Show

Whitney Cummings

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Don’t overthink Morgan wallen yall

Don’t overthink Morgan wallen yall

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I’ll be at the comedymothership in Austin this Friday-Sunday LFG

I’ll be at the comedymothership in Austin this Friday-Sunday LFG

Whitney Cummings

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This feels like maybe the only emotionally healthy reaction to the Epstein files?

This feels like maybe the only emotionally healthy reaction to the Epstein files?

Whitney Cummings

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for the dorks who are grumpy that I didn't roast Trump in the CNN set, I roasted trump so long ago (I think 2011?) on Comedy Central - and to do that on CNN would be fish in a barrel, a home court advantage cheap shot. There's no risk in that.

for the dorks who are grumpy that I didn't roast Trump in the CNN set, I roasted trump so long ago (I think 2011?) on Comedy Central - and to do that on CNN would be fish in a barrel, a home court advantage cheap shot. There's no risk in that.

Whitney Cummings

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