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Grand Theft Auto VI isn't a game for married men. Imagine dealing with your wife's rants all day long while driving your car, only to get back home, turn on GTA VI and then have to deal with Lucia's. Terrible idea for a gaming experience.

Grand Theft Auto VI isn't a game for married men. Imagine dealing with your wife's rants all day long while driving your car, only to get back home, turn on GTA VI and then have to deal with Lucia's. Terrible idea for a gaming experience.

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Bethesda Bethesda, This was your official reply after everything that happened last week. You've shown us your true colors. Don't support Xbox. Don't support Bethesda. Don't support Game Pass.

Bethesda Bethesda, This was your official reply after everything that happened last week. You've shown us your true colors. Don't support Xbox. Don't support Bethesda. Don't support Game Pass.

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Look guys! The uglified chick from Gears of War: E-Day was the first one who had the idea to throw a grenade to shut a grub hole. Mags Carter is the bestest ever... According to 'The Coalition.'

Look guys! The uglified chick from Gears of War: E-Day was the first one who had the idea to throw a grenade to shut a grub hole. Mags Carter is the bestest ever... According to 'The Coalition.'

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Gamers, The talented artists and devs behind Swords and Slippers truly understand what makes the feminine form beautiful. Swords and Slippers knows what gamers want.

Gamers, The talented artists and devs behind Swords and Slippers truly understand what makes the feminine form beautiful. Swords and Slippers knows what gamers want.

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Gamers, This Cacodemon from DOOM: The Dark Ages looks ultra lame when compared to previous iterations. The question remains. Will the single player campaign be woke?

Gamers, This Cacodemon from DOOM: The Dark Ages looks ultra lame when compared to previous iterations. The question remains. Will the single player campaign be woke?

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You can't call yourself a gamer if you've never experienced the thrill of Excitebike.

You can't call yourself a gamer if you've never experienced the thrill of Excitebike.

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Gears of War: E-Day has many problems. But Mags Carter is the worst. Her design. Her attitude. Why derail the campaign just to 'get her meds'? And of course, Microsoft's 'narrative designers' had to tell you she's a lesbian.

Gears of War: E-Day has many problems. But Mags Carter is the worst. Her design. Her attitude. Why derail the campaign just to 'get her meds'? And of course, Microsoft's 'narrative designers' had to tell you she's a lesbian.

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603,598 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

The Internet is exploding with comments over my E-Day gameplay video, where I teach a masterclass in Longshot reloading. Here's another one. Am I playing Gears of War: E-Day right?

The Internet is exploding with comments over my E-Day gameplay video, where I teach a masterclass in Longshot reloading. Here's another one. Am I playing Gears of War: E-Day right?

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119,750 Aufrufe • vor 11 Tagen

"Yorch doesn't play games. He has never played Gears of War:E-Day" Yorch playing Gears of War: E-Day,

"Yorch doesn't play games. He has never played Gears of War:E-Day" Yorch playing Gears of War: E-Day,

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106,576 Aufrufe • vor 11 Tagen

Gears of War: E-Day is a great game, but its obsession with feminism and modern-day politics mars an otherwise great experience. Every 10 minutes there's a reminder about 'female empowerment'. Watch this.

Gears of War: E-Day is a great game, but its obsession with feminism and modern-day politics mars an otherwise great experience. Every 10 minutes there's a reminder about 'female empowerment'. Watch this.

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107,499 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

This scene from Gears of War: E-Day is a humiliation ritual. No one is going to respect you as a male player if you're okay with this scene.

This scene from Gears of War: E-Day is a humiliation ritual. No one is going to respect you as a male player if you're okay with this scene.

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126,561 Aufrufe • vor 19 Tagen

Microsoft has no idea how to turn a profit in gaming. Let's say there was no Game Pass. People would've happily paid $80 in droves for an experience like Gears of War: E-Day. But when subscription services and feminism take priority... companies bleed revenue.

Microsoft has no idea how to turn a profit in gaming. Let's say there was no Game Pass. People would've happily paid $80 in droves for an experience like Gears of War: E-Day. But when subscription services and feminism take priority... companies bleed revenue.

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73,483 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

Gamers, Let's stay away from Assassin's Creed Shadows. The game is a total disrespect to Japanese culture. Ubisoft deserves to fail miserably for this.

Gamers, Let's stay away from Assassin's Creed Shadows. The game is a total disrespect to Japanese culture. Ubisoft deserves to fail miserably for this.

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What breaks a man? This scene

What breaks a man? This scene

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GAME DESIGNERS WERE SMARTER IN THE EARLY 00s. All these modern game designers with their overpriced game design diplomas have no idea what FUN means. Don't you think that during the development of GTA 3, a game centered on driving, a designer didn't come up with the question 'what if we added gas stations to refuel the cars'? And someone else said 'nah, that would destroy the fun and rhythm'? There’s a reason why no GTA game has had a refueling mechanic. Because it would interrupt your missions. It would interrupt you from having FUN. It’s a design principle game designers understood 25 years ago. What if you steal a car and immediately have to refuel it? That destroys any sense of amusement and thrill GTA VI is a neverending list of design mistakes... and refueling is one of them.

GAME DESIGNERS WERE SMARTER IN THE EARLY 00s. All these modern game designers with their overpriced game design diplomas have no idea what FUN means. Don't you think that during the development of GTA 3, a game centered on driving, a designer didn't come up with the question 'what if we added gas stations to refuel the cars'? And someone else said 'nah, that would destroy the fun and rhythm'? There’s a reason why no GTA game has had a refueling mechanic. Because it would interrupt your missions. It would interrupt you from having FUN. It’s a design principle game designers understood 25 years ago. What if you steal a car and immediately have to refuel it? That destroys any sense of amusement and thrill GTA VI is a neverending list of design mistakes... and refueling is one of them.

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45,479 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

Rockstar turning Grand Theft Auto into a dating simulator is gaming's worst mistake ever. A simulator with a 2/10 latina. A simulator that's lame and woke. A simulator with a relationship no one cares about. GTA died the moment dating became the gameplay.

Rockstar turning Grand Theft Auto into a dating simulator is gaming's worst mistake ever. A simulator with a 2/10 latina. A simulator that's lame and woke. A simulator with a relationship no one cares about. GTA died the moment dating became the gameplay.

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Here's a message for all Ghost of Yotei fans:

Here's a message for all Ghost of Yotei fans:

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187,408 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten

Grand Theft Auto III sold 11.6 million copies on the PS2. Without: A morality system A relationship meter A refueling mechanic Photorealistic graphics And without Lucia Caminos. Rockstar made a game, not a dating simulator.

Grand Theft Auto III sold 11.6 million copies on the PS2. Without: A morality system A relationship meter A refueling mechanic Photorealistic graphics And without Lucia Caminos. Rockstar made a game, not a dating simulator.

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32,548 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

GTA 3 was developed before Rockstar became a more 'progressive and compassionate' workplace. That's why it's a fun, highly creative and irreverent game... representing everything that once defined the gaming industry.

GTA 3 was developed before Rockstar became a more 'progressive and compassionate' workplace. That's why it's a fun, highly creative and irreverent game... representing everything that once defined the gaming industry.

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ROCKSTAR MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE The studio thought it would be a good idea to open GTA VI's extended look with one of the slowest build ups and shootouts in video game history without even providing a wide shot of Vice City… with its gorgeous sun-drenched beaches, indulgent skyscrapers, neon lights and highways. It’d be like Disney trying to sell you Disneyland, but instead of giving you a panoramic vision of the park, it only gave you a recording of the waiting hall that precedes Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln. It’s simply not what your audience is expecting.

ROCKSTAR MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE The studio thought it would be a good idea to open GTA VI's extended look with one of the slowest build ups and shootouts in video game history without even providing a wide shot of Vice City… with its gorgeous sun-drenched beaches, indulgent skyscrapers, neon lights and highways. It’d be like Disney trying to sell you Disneyland, but instead of giving you a panoramic vision of the park, it only gave you a recording of the waiting hall that precedes Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln. It’s simply not what your audience is expecting.

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I love playing a GTA where Lucia isn't there to lecture me about the importance of communication in a relationship.

I love playing a GTA where Lucia isn't there to lecture me about the importance of communication in a relationship.

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I don't know about you, but I like playing StarCraft as an engaging RTS rather than a modern open-world game with a dubious marketing campaign and release date.

I don't know about you, but I like playing StarCraft as an engaging RTS rather than a modern open-world game with a dubious marketing campaign and release date.

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One of the many aspects I appreciate about Grand Theft Auto III is that the game does not require me to text Lucia while I am in the middle of a mission.

One of the many aspects I appreciate about Grand Theft Auto III is that the game does not require me to text Lucia while I am in the middle of a mission.

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This is modern Rockstar's idea of fun and excitement when promoting Grand Theft Auto VI.

This is modern Rockstar's idea of fun and excitement when promoting Grand Theft Auto VI.

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One of the things I like most about GTA: Vice City is that I can pay a visit to a real estate developer at the country club without Lucia telling me how to greet him or persuade him.

One of the things I like most about GTA: Vice City is that I can pay a visit to a real estate developer at the country club without Lucia telling me how to greet him or persuade him.

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11,897 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat