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Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

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my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

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how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

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-Uber owns no cars -Airbnb owns no houses -Amazon owns no stores -Spotify owns no music -Netflix owns no cinemas Middlemen always profit the most.

-Uber owns no cars -Airbnb owns no houses -Amazon owns no stores -Spotify owns no music -Netflix owns no cinemas Middlemen always profit the most.

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when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

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the IT technician from your company:

the IT technician from your company:

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me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

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me watching management scrambling to fix an issue i warned them about months ago

me watching management scrambling to fix an issue i warned them about months ago

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when the friend group finally finds a day when we're all free

when the friend group finally finds a day when we're all free

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pov: you jump back into the middle of a game you haven't played in months

pov: you jump back into the middle of a game you haven't played in months

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them: "you seem like a quiet person" me when i'm by myself:

them: "you seem like a quiet person" me when i'm by myself:

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when you fried asf trying to act normal 😭

when you fried asf trying to act normal 😭

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when u h!gh as hell but someone knock on the door so u gotta lock in

when u h!gh as hell but someone knock on the door so u gotta lock in

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what my grandpa sees when i change the port from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2

what my grandpa sees when i change the port from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2

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pov: when someone whispers something to me but I’m lowkey deaf

pov: when someone whispers something to me but I’m lowkey deaf

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how a workday feels when no bosses are around:

how a workday feels when no bosses are around:

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when your heart suddenly feels heavy but you don't have anyone to talk so you just sit there quietly.

when your heart suddenly feels heavy but you don't have anyone to talk so you just sit there quietly.

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how it feels gaslighting yourself into thinking the spoiler you saw wasnt real

how it feels gaslighting yourself into thinking the spoiler you saw wasnt real

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when you forget to take your phone to the toilet and now have nothing to do

when you forget to take your phone to the toilet and now have nothing to do

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“Why do you respond so fast?” No one talks to me man.

“Why do you respond so fast?” No one talks to me man.

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when you come home with a fresh cut and your girl gassing you up.

when you come home with a fresh cut and your girl gassing you up.

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being sensitive is so embarrassing like how am i supposed to tell you i'm upset just because your energy felt a little off and it made me feel unwanted

being sensitive is so embarrassing like how am i supposed to tell you i'm upset just because your energy felt a little off and it made me feel unwanted

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my immune system when I start making a bit too much progress in the gym

my immune system when I start making a bit too much progress in the gym

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i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

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graduate students doing masters just to delay unemployment:

graduate students doing masters just to delay unemployment:

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