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"i never have money" me when i have money:

"i never have money" me when i have money:

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Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

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me deciding if i should speak my mind or keep my job.

me deciding if i should speak my mind or keep my job.

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me asf every morning :

me asf every morning :

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my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

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-Uber owns no cars -Airbnb owns no houses -Amazon owns no stores -Spotify owns no music -Netflix owns no cinemas Middlemen always profit the most.

-Uber owns no cars -Airbnb owns no houses -Amazon owns no stores -Spotify owns no music -Netflix owns no cinemas Middlemen always profit the most.

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choose law school instead of med school bc doctors go to jail for their mistakes, but when a lawyer makes a mistake, someone else goes

choose law school instead of med school bc doctors go to jail for their mistakes, but when a lawyer makes a mistake, someone else goes

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"workplaces are experiencing major age gaps" me and someone's mom for 8 hours a day at work:

"workplaces are experiencing major age gaps" me and someone's mom for 8 hours a day at work:

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how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

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me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

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my boss says i need to perform better. me :

my boss says i need to perform better. me :

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pov: me hyping myself up for another shift at the job that's draining my soul but still paying the bills.

pov: me hyping myself up for another shift at the job that's draining my soul but still paying the bills.

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the IT technician from your company:

the IT technician from your company:

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me trying to remember something that i told myself to remember but all i can remember is that i wasn't supposed to forget:

me trying to remember something that i told myself to remember but all i can remember is that i wasn't supposed to forget:

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pov: you jump back into the middle of a game you haven't played in months

pov: you jump back into the middle of a game you haven't played in months

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when u h!gh as hell but someone knock on the door so u gotta lock in

when u h!gh as hell but someone knock on the door so u gotta lock in

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what my grandpa sees when i change the port from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2

what my grandpa sees when i change the port from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2

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me: when i use dark humor on the wrong person, now i'm getting a lecture on human rights, racism and mental health

me: when i use dark humor on the wrong person, now i'm getting a lecture on human rights, racism and mental health

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me watching management scrambling to fix an issue i warned them about months ago

me watching management scrambling to fix an issue i warned them about months ago

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"try not to get too drunk it's only the first day of our trip" me at the airport bar:

"try not to get too drunk it's only the first day of our trip" me at the airport bar:

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when you come home with a fresh cut and your girl gassing you up.

when you come home with a fresh cut and your girl gassing you up.

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being sensitive is so embarrassing like how am i supposed to tell you i'm upset just because your energy felt a little off and it made me feel unwanted

being sensitive is so embarrassing like how am i supposed to tell you i'm upset just because your energy felt a little off and it made me feel unwanted

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my immune system when I start making a bit too much progress in the gym

my immune system when I start making a bit too much progress in the gym

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i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

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pov: when i am finally alone so i can release my inner weirdo

pov: when i am finally alone so i can release my inner weirdo

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graduate students doing masters just to delay unemployment:

graduate students doing masters just to delay unemployment:

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