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“I told Floyd in 2014 general elections that we only need 2 seats in Parliament of RSA for me and him so that we can get back on the table of eating.” - Julius Malema 💔😭

“I told Floyd in 2014 general elections that we only need 2 seats in Parliament of RSA for me and him so that we can get back on the table of eating.” - Julius Malema 💔😭

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Thuthukile Zuma says President Jacob Zuma told them during dinner that he made many babies so that he can increase the votes of the ANC. 🖤💚💛😅🔥 #HappyBirthdayPresidentZuma

Thuthukile Zuma says President Jacob Zuma told them during dinner that he made many babies so that he can increase the votes of the ANC. 🖤💚💛😅🔥 #HappyBirthdayPresidentZuma

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“If President Jacob Zuma did not become the president of the ANC, the situation of South African children would be in a better state now.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🇿🇦

“If President Jacob Zuma did not become the president of the ANC, the situation of South African children would be in a better state now.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🇿🇦

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“The ANC is the university of corruption, the EFF are its graduates. So what you see in the EFF, they learned from the ANC.” - Prince Mashele

“The ANC is the university of corruption, the EFF are its graduates. So what you see in the EFF, they learned from the ANC.” - Prince Mashele

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“I need water TG.” - Floyd Shivambu is better than “Pass my water.” - Julius Malema 😂🔥

“I need water TG.” - Floyd Shivambu is better than “Pass my water.” - Julius Malema 😂🔥

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Brown Mogotsi opening a can of worms on SMWX tomorrow. 🔥🔥🔥

Brown Mogotsi opening a can of worms on SMWX tomorrow. 🔥🔥🔥

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“There were no U.S dollars in the couches of Phala Phala farm belonging to the president of the ANC - African National Congress, Cde. Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦, I’ve never seen them.” - ANCYL President Thlologelo Collen Malatji 🖤💚💛

“There were no U.S dollars in the couches of Phala Phala farm belonging to the president of the ANC - African National Congress, Cde. Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦, I’ve never seen them.” - ANCYL President Thlologelo Collen Malatji 🖤💚💛

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If you want to get your life and politics right in KZN, respect at least the following brands; 1. The Zulu monarchy. 2. The Shembe church. 3. President Jacob Zuma.

If you want to get your life and politics right in KZN, respect at least the following brands; 1. The Zulu monarchy. 2. The Shembe church. 3. President Jacob Zuma.

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“As a diplomat (ambassador) you don’t represent yourself, you can’t say you’re saying something in your personal capacity on affairs of your host nation, there’s no private capacity.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🖤💚💛🇿🇦

“As a diplomat (ambassador) you don’t represent yourself, you can’t say you’re saying something in your personal capacity on affairs of your host nation, there’s no private capacity.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🖤💚💛🇿🇦

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“President Cyril Ramaphosa must fire Minister Senzo Mchunu, F. I. R. E. Fire him, he’s a criminal.” - Mathews Phosa

“President Cyril Ramaphosa must fire Minister Senzo Mchunu, F. I. R. E. Fire him, he’s a criminal.” - Mathews Phosa

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The EFFYC Univen Branch comrades were at loggerheads last night during the conference. We're reliably informed that the group of the Branch Convener and the Branch Coordinator were fighting because they had different views on who must be the next SRC Presidential candidate.

The EFFYC Univen Branch comrades were at loggerheads last night during the conference. We're reliably informed that the group of the Branch Convener and the Branch Coordinator were fighting because they had different views on who must be the next SRC Presidential candidate.

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“The reason why I took the sex tape with Matshidiso Matilda was to keep it as evidence of consent should the rape allegations emerge. I was once involved twice with the fake rape allegations where the girls worked with the police, at some point I paid the girl R50K and she shared the money with the police. So I said never again, I’m keeping evidence from now on.” - Limpopo Boy on Podcast and Chill Network 🇿🇦
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“The reason why I took the sex tape with Matshidiso Matilda was to keep it as evidence of consent should the rape allegations emerge. I was once involved twice with the fake rape allegations where the girls worked with the police, at some point I paid the girl R50K and she shared the money with the police. So I said never again, I’m keeping evidence from now on.” - Limpopo Boy on Podcast and Chill Network 🇿🇦

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700,867 views • 7 days ago

“I am very happy that when Jacob Zuma departs from this world, there’ll be no single person who controls the Zulus. The impulsive Zulu nationalism will be left leaderless and rudderless, and all of us will unite and be stronger together like the Springboks.” - Prince Mashele 🇿🇦
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“I am very happy that when Jacob Zuma departs from this world, there’ll be no single person who controls the Zulus. The impulsive Zulu nationalism will be left leaderless and rudderless, and all of us will unite and be stronger together like the Springboks.” - Prince Mashele 🇿🇦

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150,935 views • 3 days ago

“The most important historical figures in modern South Africa are Cecil John Rhodes, Jan Smuts and President Nelson Mandela. Rhodes laid out our commercial life, Smuts weaved in our political system and Mandela solved our racial divide problems.” - Prince Mashele 🇿🇦
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“The most important historical figures in modern South Africa are Cecil John Rhodes, Jan Smuts and President Nelson Mandela. Rhodes laid out our commercial life, Smuts weaved in our political system and Mandela solved our racial divide problems.” - Prince Mashele 🇿🇦

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63,631 views • 1 day ago

“The majority of South Africans are unemployed because they’re unemployable, they’re unemployable because they don’t have the necessary skills to drive a modern economy. We boast about having so many people on the SASSA social welfare program as if it’s an achievement whereas it’s a failure.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🇿🇦
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“The majority of South Africans are unemployed because they’re unemployable, they’re unemployable because they don’t have the necessary skills to drive a modern economy. We boast about having so many people on the SASSA social welfare program as if it’s an achievement whereas it’s a failure.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🇿🇦

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1,247,749 views • 5 months ago

“President Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 didn’t beat me fair and square in 2017, he used money, there were even WhatsApp voice notes from Minister Minister: International Relations and Cooperation by the way. Even in 2022 there was R500M distributed ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula in broad daylight to be ANC - African National Congress Secretary General.” - Dr. Dr Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma on African Renaissance Podcast 🇿🇦
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“President Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 didn’t beat me fair and square in 2017, he used money, there were even WhatsApp voice notes from Minister Minister: International Relations and Cooperation by the way. Even in 2022 there was R500M distributed ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula in broad daylight to be ANC - African National Congress Secretary General.” - Dr. Dr Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma on African Renaissance Podcast 🇿🇦

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210,536 views • 1 month ago

General Dumisani Khumalo told Glynnis Breytenbach why the 30-year-old Dineo Mokwele was appointed to the rank of brigadier. This is one of the reasons why Andrea Johnson has to be fired, she’s absolutely clumsy. #MadlangaCommission
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General Dumisani Khumalo told Glynnis Breytenbach why the 30-year-old Dineo Mokwele was appointed to the rank of brigadier. This is one of the reasons why Andrea Johnson has to be fired, she’s absolutely clumsy. #MadlangaCommission

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280,667 views • 1 month ago

“The black businesses were flourishing under Jacob Zuma, black service providers were paid in time. But now, we’re all under siege, it’s white companies like Bidvest who get paid on time, the new regime has become racist.” - Modibe Vladimir Modiba on SMWX Clips
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“The black businesses were flourishing under Jacob Zuma, black service providers were paid in time. But now, we’re all under siege, it’s white companies like Bidvest who get paid on time, the new regime has become racist.” - Modibe Vladimir Modiba on SMWX Clips

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69,437 views • 10 days ago

“The illegal immigrants must go, the people of South Africa will not eat Pan-Africanism, we can’t eat senseless ideologies. The problem is this education systems that produced so many stupid intellectuals, it has produced so many Thabo Mbekis and very few Jacob Zumas who see themselves as the only thinkers in society.” - Mcebo Dlamini on Podcast and Chill Network
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“The illegal immigrants must go, the people of South Africa will not eat Pan-Africanism, we can’t eat senseless ideologies. The problem is this education systems that produced so many stupid intellectuals, it has produced so many Thabo Mbekis and very few Jacob Zumas who see themselves as the only thinkers in society.” - Mcebo Dlamini on Podcast and Chill Network

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597,435 views • 3 months ago

“It’s not only Mbuyiseni, all senior EFF members knew… We discussed it and reached the same conclusion that we’re not being fair to society if we say that this comrade (Julius Malema) can lead this country. WE WERE UNANIMOUS.” - Floyd Shivambu 🇿🇦
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“It’s not only Mbuyiseni, all senior EFF members knew… We discussed it and reached the same conclusion that we’re not being fair to society if we say that this comrade (Julius Malema) can lead this country. WE WERE UNANIMOUS.” - Floyd Shivambu 🇿🇦

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341,729 views • 2 months ago

A graduate at the University of Limpopo rocked the graduations ceremony wearing the Pedi attire, traditional mode activated. 🔥🔥🔥
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A graduate at the University of Limpopo rocked the graduations ceremony wearing the Pedi attire, traditional mode activated. 🔥🔥🔥

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504,799 views • 4 months ago

“The EFF won’t survive whether Julius Malema going to jail or not, that thing is a tender seeking machinery and it happened when I was still the Deputy President against our cushion. The problem started when we got into contact with government and tenders.” - Floyd Shivambu 💔🖤💚 #MadlangaCommission
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“The EFF won’t survive whether Julius Malema going to jail or not, that thing is a tender seeking machinery and it happened when I was still the Deputy President against our cushion. The problem started when we got into contact with government and tenders.” - Floyd Shivambu 💔🖤💚 #MadlangaCommission

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204,023 views • 1 month ago

“I’m the most humble MKP Secretary General in history, but President Zuma still fired me. I thought I’m different from Floyd Shivambu, but uBaba still fired me after influence from Duduzile Zuma.” - ex MKP Secretary General Cde. Sibonelo Nomvalo 🤣🔥
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“I’m the most humble MKP Secretary General in history, but President Zuma still fired me. I thought I’m different from Floyd Shivambu, but uBaba still fired me after influence from Duduzile Zuma.” - ex MKP Secretary General Cde. Sibonelo Nomvalo 🤣🔥

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129,448 views • 1 month ago

“The VBS smear campaign was sponsored by Pravin Ghordan who’s dead now. He gave money to Daily Maverick and deployed Shamila Batohi because we exposed his SARS rogue unit. He’s dead now and the energy to pursue us has died down with him as well. If we were really compromised these chaps would’ve arrested us because we give them serious problems.” - Floyd Shivambu 🤣😭🔥
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“The VBS smear campaign was sponsored by Pravin Ghordan who’s dead now. He gave money to Daily Maverick and deployed Shamila Batohi because we exposed his SARS rogue unit. He’s dead now and the energy to pursue us has died down with him as well. If we were really compromised these chaps would’ve arrested us because we give them serious problems.” - Floyd Shivambu 🤣😭🔥

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198,578 views • 1 month ago

“If one day you have a new government in South Africa that says we will depose the Swaziland monarchy, that can happen within seconds. It’s a landlocked country, I mean there’s nothing Mswati can do to defend himself from South Africa.” - Prince Mashele 🇿🇦😂🇸🇿
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“If one day you have a new government in South Africa that says we will depose the Swaziland monarchy, that can happen within seconds. It’s a landlocked country, I mean there’s nothing Mswati can do to defend himself from South Africa.” - Prince Mashele 🇿🇦😂🇸🇿

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151,961 views • 1 month ago

“Ghana is a mess, it’s only beautiful in Accra but you’ll be shocked if you drive 10km out of the capital city. Ghana doesn’t look like South Korea or Singapore, it’s a basket case. Africa is a mess and I don’t want South Africa to end up like that.” - Prince Mashele 🇿🇦
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“Ghana is a mess, it’s only beautiful in Accra but you’ll be shocked if you drive 10km out of the capital city. Ghana doesn’t look like South Korea or Singapore, it’s a basket case. Africa is a mess and I don’t want South Africa to end up like that.” - Prince Mashele 🇿🇦

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256,273 views • 2 months ago

When David Mashabela tried to diplomatically tell Julius Malema to read the mind of an average South African voter on the illegal migration issue, Juju lectured all of us about a grade 11 geography topic on globalisation. King David really tried shame, Juju just refused to listen. 😂🙆🏾🚩
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When David Mashabela tried to diplomatically tell Julius Malema to read the mind of an average South African voter on the illegal migration issue, Juju lectured all of us about a grade 11 geography topic on globalisation. King David really tried shame, Juju just refused to listen. 😂🙆🏾🚩

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249,038 views • 3 months ago

“Jacob Zuma and Cyril Ramaphosa caused high levels of crime and unemployment, not illegal immigrants. I was the head of state here, there were undocumented immigrants and the economy was growing, crime levels were down.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🇿🇦
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“Jacob Zuma and Cyril Ramaphosa caused high levels of crime and unemployment, not illegal immigrants. I was the head of state here, there were undocumented immigrants and the economy was growing, crime levels were down.” - President Thabo Mbeki 🇿🇦

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258,420 views • 3 months ago

“Gen. Mkhwanazi is gunning for me and I’m gunning for him too. If anything I can beat him with one hand in a street fight, with two hands I’ll kill him. Actually to be fair that assh*le can choose a weapon of his choice to fight me, I’ll still beat him hands down.” - Hon. Fadiel Adams MP 🇿🇦
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“Gen. Mkhwanazi is gunning for me and I’m gunning for him too. If anything I can beat him with one hand in a street fight, with two hands I’ll kill him. Actually to be fair that assh*le can choose a weapon of his choice to fight me, I’ll still beat him hands down.” - Hon. Fadiel Adams MP 🇿🇦

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280,205 views • 3 months ago

“I don’t admire Dr. Mbuyiseni Ndlozi because he’s shifting towards something that he’s not, I spoke to him on the phone and I told him that the system is capturing him. I’m worried that they’re profiling him as another Thabo Mbeki, they’re creating another neoliberal in him.” - Mcebo Dlamini at Podcast and Chill Network
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“I don’t admire Dr. Mbuyiseni Ndlozi because he’s shifting towards something that he’s not, I spoke to him on the phone and I told him that the system is capturing him. I’m worried that they’re profiling him as another Thabo Mbeki, they’re creating another neoliberal in him.” - Mcebo Dlamini at Podcast and Chill Network

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195,741 views • 3 months ago

“Adriano Mazzotti and Mo Sayed are the ones who gave the EFF money to register with the IEC and contest the 2024 general elections when me and Floyd Shivambu didn’t have money. Mazzotti comes me and said the money is paid, we’re proud of our association with him and Mo Sayed.” - Julius Malema 💔🖤💚 #MadlangaCommission
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“Adriano Mazzotti and Mo Sayed are the ones who gave the EFF money to register with the IEC and contest the 2024 general elections when me and Floyd Shivambu didn’t have money. Mazzotti comes me and said the money is paid, we’re proud of our association with him and Mo Sayed.” - Julius Malema 💔🖤💚 #MadlangaCommission

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121,407 views • 1 month ago