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How it feels introducing two of your friends and they have better chemistry than you do with them so you get jealous and hate them

How it feels introducing two of your friends and they have better chemistry than you do with them so you get jealous and hate them

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How it feels to consume queer people and steal their powers

How it feels to consume queer people and steal their powers

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Just pushed the old woman at the Dmv and took her spot because I was bored. I dont even need to go to the DMV!!!

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Just pushed the old woman at the Dmv and took her spot because I was bored. I dont even need to go to the DMV!!!

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My favorite Nurse just quit and she told me I was one of the worst people she has ever met

My favorite Nurse just quit and she told me I was one of the worst people she has ever met

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I FOUND MY BROTHERS INFLATION FOLDER WHEN I WAS FIXING HIS COMPUTER. HE IS 36.

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I FOUND MY BROTHERS INFLATION FOLDER WHEN I WAS FIXING HIS COMPUTER. HE IS 36.

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Beth was so excited to show Jerry her hot new hair =[

Beth was so excited to show Jerry her hot new hair =[

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This is what won Game of the Year??? Um..

This is what won Game of the Year??? Um..

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Grandma found my fat porn folder

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Grandma found my fat porn folder

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I am one bad thing happening away from snapping and going on a biblical level rampage

I am one bad thing happening away from snapping and going on a biblical level rampage

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Does anybody remember this

Does anybody remember this

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Me: wow today sure is a great day to do my taxes! Tetris fans:

Me: wow today sure is a great day to do my taxes! Tetris fans:

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Goodnight...

Goodnight...

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The president died just died

The president died just died

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Being stuck at work wageslaving away while everyone in your friend group is vcing and having fun

Being stuck at work wageslaving away while everyone in your friend group is vcing and having fun

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The guy who hit and ran my car last week ended up being my patient today #malpracticetime!

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The guy who hit and ran my car last week ended up being my patient today #malpracticetime!

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I just made this song. Thoughts?

I just made this song. Thoughts?

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Literally me.

Literally me.

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I literally felt like this today because I asked the grieving family of a patient i messed up on badly if I could have their cute purse (it was pink)

I literally felt like this today because I asked the grieving family of a patient i messed up on badly if I could have their cute purse (it was pink)

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Me when i found out that Charlie Kirk was a Right Winger that shouted mean and bad stuff

Me when i found out that Charlie Kirk was a Right Winger that shouted mean and bad stuff

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How it feels to order doordash at 1 am

How it feels to order doordash at 1 am

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I sent this video to the work groupchat because my boss got mad at me for causing another casualty this week LOL

I sent this video to the work groupchat because my boss got mad at me for causing another casualty this week LOL

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How it feels to order doordash at a pride parade but your phone is at 2% and the dasher is lost

How it feels to order doordash at a pride parade but your phone is at 2% and the dasher is lost

💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸

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Just ordered weed from doordash while wearing pajamas

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Just ordered weed from doordash while wearing pajamas

☂️💜🟣💜🟣💜🟣𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💜🟣💜🟣💜🟣☂️

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how it feels to order doordash and give NO TIP

how it feels to order doordash and give NO TIP

💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸

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As a 42 year old mother, multi-player gaming has gotten dry but recently as a few months ago I started playing overwatch competitively! Im in gold 4!!!!

As a 42 year old mother, multi-player gaming has gotten dry but recently as a few months ago I started playing overwatch competitively! Im in gold 4!!!!

💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸

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Just heard my 19 year old son say to me "i want to be a femboy just like Kris Dreemurr"

Just heard my 19 year old son say to me "i want to be a femboy just like Kris Dreemurr"

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How it feels to not tip your doordash driver and your fatass proshipping brother tries stealing the whole thing even though he ate leftover mcdonalds an hour ago so you log onto his roblox account and delete it

How it feels to not tip your doordash driver and your fatass proshipping brother tries stealing the whole thing even though he ate leftover mcdonalds an hour ago so you log onto his roblox account and delete it

💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸

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Its so cool that ai generation has gotten so good that even Toby Fox is using it in her game honestly mad respect 💜

Its so cool that ai generation has gotten so good that even Toby Fox is using it in her game honestly mad respect 💜

201,250 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Im seriously freaking out right now, I was torrenting the simpsons and Dracula keeps cutting in at random moments and saying stuff. Who's the sick fuck that finds this funny.

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Im seriously freaking out right now, I was torrenting the simpsons and Dracula keeps cutting in at random moments and saying stuff. Who's the sick fuck that finds this funny.

💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸

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Interesting UTDR fact of the day: Undertale and Deltarune crashes when you input the name "Gaster" at the beginning of the game but when you do this in Crash Mind Over Mutant nothing happens and it lets you play normally. what a strange oversight.

Interesting UTDR fact of the day: Undertale and Deltarune crashes when you input the name "Gaster" at the beginning of the game but when you do this in Crash Mind Over Mutant nothing happens and it lets you play normally. what a strange oversight.

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"Oh but he made thriller!" Ok???? Vivziepop made Loser Baby which is a better song that doesnt support facism. Check and mate.

"Oh but he made thriller!" Ok???? Vivziepop made Loser Baby which is a better song that doesnt support facism. Check and mate.

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This deltarune edit is so GOOD you all need to see it

This deltarune edit is so GOOD you all need to see it

💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸

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How life feels after you start putting traps all over your yard that slings shit at the doordashers face

How life feels after you start putting traps all over your yard that slings shit at the doordashers face

💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸

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All the flower themes from Deltarune chapter 5!

All the flower themes from Deltarune chapter 5!

🎭🎭🎭🫶🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴

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We couldve had our very first dank memer president that was also a woman but misogny and anti memers won. What a shame.

We couldve had our very first dank memer president that was also a woman but misogny and anti memers won. What a shame.

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How it feels to eat queer people and gain their powers

How it feels to eat queer people and gain their powers

💕💕🌸💕🌸💕💕𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢💕💕🌸💕🌸💕🌸

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Like seriously what the fuck dude.

Like seriously what the fuck dude.

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If you showed Charlie Hazbin Hotel Instagram reels she would immediately lose faith in sinners.

If you showed Charlie Hazbin Hotel Instagram reels she would immediately lose faith in sinners.

💜🤍💜🤍Alice🤍💜🤍💜

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Yall gotta realize that Toby Foxes’ 30fps is different from other game’s 30fps. I’m still playing Undertale on ps5 (I have the pc version) and it’s the most smoothest 30 I’ve ever played. Deltarune will be amazing on the PS5, X/S, and even better on the PS5 Pro.

Yall gotta realize that Toby Foxes’ 30fps is different from other game’s 30fps. I’m still playing Undertale on ps5 (I have the pc version) and it’s the most smoothest 30 I’ve ever played. Deltarune will be amazing on the PS5, X/S, and even better on the PS5 Pro.

Alice Thurdenbach

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How it feels to order mcdonalds and your fat incel cousin is working there

How it feels to order mcdonalds and your fat incel cousin is working there

𝘼𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙝

57,792 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten