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Uhhh, no. I could spend an hour waxing at length about alliance structures and stockpile depth, but this video just about sums that up…

Uhhh, no. I could spend an hour waxing at length about alliance structures and stockpile depth, but this video just about sums that up…

481,575 views

The average American Zoomer unironically wants to nuke Tel Aviv (this is a not particularly popular video with *checks notes* 487,000 likes, with top comments that look like this… the k after the 121 means ‘thousand’ btw). Even after Oracle purchased TikTok US, whenever there’s a major news story about Israel, zoomer Americans are putting together shit like basketball compilations where three-point shots cut away to Iranian ballistic missiles slamming into Israel (usually generating millions of likes). These “pop culture” slop handles aren’t a concerted influence operation, they’re literally just catering to the popular sentiments of their target audience.

The average American Zoomer unironically wants to nuke Tel Aviv (this is a not particularly popular video with checks notes 487,000 likes, with top comments that look like this… the k after the 121 means ‘thousand’ btw). Even after Oracle purchased TikTok US, whenever there’s a major news story about Israel, zoomer Americans are putting together shit like basketball compilations where three-point shots cut away to Iranian ballistic missiles slamming into Israel (usually generating millions of likes). These “pop culture” slop handles aren’t a concerted influence operation, they’re literally just catering to the popular sentiments of their target audience.

211,868 views

Notch another W for the shitposter supremacy

Notch another W for the shitposter supremacy

323,576 views

Déby Jr. killing his dictator dad and taking power (allegedly) before swatting down two coups in the middle of Junta Junction

Déby Jr. killing his dictator dad and taking power (allegedly) before swatting down two coups in the middle of Junta Junction

142,162 views

Implying that the D-Boys want or need your sympathy like they don’t do this for the love of the game

Implying that the D-Boys want or need your sympathy like they don’t do this for the love of the game

91,330 views

Still shook from that one time Shekau looked at the camera and started speaking in plain English

Still shook from that one time Shekau looked at the camera and started speaking in plain English

14,656 views

Elon Musk: “I have a brilliant idea! I should make Grok more like me!” Grok ten seconds later:

Elon Musk: “I have a brilliant idea! I should make Grok more like me!” Grok ten seconds later:

38,474 views

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10 aircraft destroyed and the one known American casualty is this dude

10 aircraft destroyed and the one known American casualty is this dude

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285,550 views • 2 months ago

You’re telling me that the gold-plated administration kicked down the door of the government seated at the “House of Flowers” and wrecked their shit with minimal effort? Where have I seen that before

You’re telling me that the gold-plated administration kicked down the door of the government seated at the “House of Flowers” and wrecked their shit with minimal effort? Where have I seen that before

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261,861 views • 5 months ago

In honor of the White House discovering Werner Herzog in the dumbest way imaginable (do they know Herzog would probably recommend that Americans gove them the Mussolini treatment? — probably not tbh, they’re not very bright), here’s a clip from Werner’s best work.

In honor of the White House discovering Werner Herzog in the dumbest way imaginable (do they know Herzog would probably recommend that Americans gove them the Mussolini treatment? — probably not tbh, they’re not very bright), here’s a clip from Werner’s best work.

Analytica Camillus

196,313 views • 4 months ago

And these are all of the messages he sent on 10/7, notice there are no hearts.

And these are all of the messages he sent on 10/7, notice there are no hearts.

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52,555 views • 9 months ago

Cairo waking up every morning and blasting every country in MENA’s intelligence and military bases like

Cairo waking up every morning and blasting every country in MENA’s intelligence and military bases like

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12,050 views • 10 months ago

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