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Let battle commence!
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Let battle commence!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Martin couldn't let St. Patrick's day ☘️☘️ go by without a little song...
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Martin couldn't let St. Patrick's day ☘️☘️ go by without a little song...

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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We all follow through now and again, don't we!
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We all follow through now and again, don't we!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Bacon 10 on 10. Button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap. Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision! Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on whole very good effort - 7 on 10, let’s make love!
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Bacon 10 on 10. Button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap. Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision! Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on whole very good effort - 7 on 10, let’s make love!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Roy - it's a bank holiday weekend. What ya doin , who's with ya?
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Roy - it's a bank holiday weekend. What ya doin , who's with ya?

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Let battle commence!
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Let battle commence!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Alan's kitchen utensil system - it's fair, tamper-proof and great for your mental health
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Alan's kitchen utensil system - it's fair, tamper-proof and great for your mental health

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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his is Bono's house and those spikey trees I think are Joshua trees!
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his is Bono's house and those spikey trees I think are Joshua trees!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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I'm trapped under a cow, can feel an udder on my leg!
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I'm trapped under a cow, can feel an udder on my leg!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Your fog lamps are on, there no fog!
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Your fog lamps are on, there no fog!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Who's Tom Donaldson?
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Who's Tom Donaldson?

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Lynn offers to pretend to be Alan's wife...
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Lynn offers to pretend to be Alan's wife...

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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I didn't know you were into music? I know your a DJ, but I've heard your show!
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I didn't know you were into music? I know your a DJ, but I've heard your show!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Alan and Roy trying to have a serious debate about the rights and wrongs of cannibalism...
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Alan and Roy trying to have a serious debate about the rights and wrongs of cannibalism...

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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