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He's married and wishes to remain anonymous so I shall only be using his Christian name. I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.

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He's married and wishes to remain anonymous so I shall only be using his Christian name. I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.

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#MOTD are looking for a new presenter...

#MOTD are looking for a new presenter...

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Yes, it's an extender!!!

Yes, it's an extender!!!

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Alright lads! Got really drunk last night, was sick everywhere...

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Alright lads! Got really drunk last night, was sick everywhere...

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Are you wearing Lynx?

Are you wearing Lynx?

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Poor old Dave Clifton get's stung, big time!

Poor old Dave Clifton get's stung, big time!

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No, not you!

No, not you!

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Let battle commence!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

894,480 views • 26 days ago

Martin couldn't let St. Patrick's day ☘️☘️ go by without a little song...
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Martin couldn't let St. Patrick's day ☘️☘️ go by without a little song...

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Bacon 10 on 10. Button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap. Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision! Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on whole very good effort - 7 on 10, let’s make love!
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Bacon 10 on 10. Button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap. Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision! Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on whole very good effort - 7 on 10, let’s make love!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

56,459 views • 18 days ago

We all follow through now and again, don't we!
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We all follow through now and again, don't we!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

66,088 views • 1 month ago

Who's Tom Donaldson?
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Who's Tom Donaldson?

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Martin couldn't let a sunny weekend go by without a little song.
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Martin couldn't let a sunny weekend go by without a little song.

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

108,957 views • 1 year ago

Alan Partridge narrates the best film ever made!👌
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Alan Partridge narrates the best film ever made!👌

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Rude Daubing's...
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Rude Daubing's...

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Happy Valentines Day
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Happy Valentines Day

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

82,257 views • 1 year ago

God that's good⬇️👌
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God that's good⬇️👌

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

146,708 views • 3 years ago

Let battle commence!
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Let battle commence!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

48,586 views • 9 months ago

Alan's kitchen utensil system - it's fair, tamper-proof and great for your mental health
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Alan's kitchen utensil system - it's fair, tamper-proof and great for your mental health

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Roy - it's a bank holiday weekend. What ya doin , who's with ya?
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Roy - it's a bank holiday weekend. What ya doin , who's with ya?

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

82,618 views • 1 year ago

his is Bono's house and those spikey trees I think are Joshua trees!
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his is Bono's house and those spikey trees I think are Joshua trees!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

28,537 views • 5 months ago

This is where the idiot lives...
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This is where the idiot lives...

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

47,088 views • 1 year ago

Let battle comence!
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Let battle comence!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Your fog lamps are on, there no fog!
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Your fog lamps are on, there no fog!

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

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Are you wearing Lynx?
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Are you wearing Lynx?

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

88,082 views • 3 years ago

Royal reporter gets to the bottom of the issue on This Time with Alan Partridge👌
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Royal reporter gets to the bottom of the issue on This Time with Alan Partridge👌

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

43,719 views • 1 year ago

Glenn Ponder and Chalet - RIP Steve Brown 💔
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Glenn Ponder and Chalet - RIP Steve Brown 💔

Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

63,386 views • 2 years ago