(joking and not at all serious) alcoholic patriot.
Shorts
Never give up.
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Neurotypical: " i wanna eat your as-" Me: (neurodivergent, capable of understanding the subtext of elite human harvesters) "I don't have an ass" (I don't want to be food.) Stay safe out there.
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I DONT WANT TO PUT HIM ON A DIET BUT HE HAS BEEN WHEEZING.
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I'm sorry for being a disappointment
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I am done girlrotting.
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"Chika chicka" is his activation phrase. He's lost the weight from all the treats and he no longer wheezes. V proud of my son.
