Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)
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Parody account for tortured “spouse” of cyberbully according2_taz. It’s getting hot in here. https://t.co/Ag1kI03IF1
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Dear royalist there is not danger of Kate posting a video like this because: 1. She lacks rhythm and by the looks of this video, fine motor skills. 2. She lacks a personality 3. After 20+ years in the spotlight, she still isn't comfortable in her own skin. While the pearl clutching by the those with Meghan Derangement Syndrome has been fun to watch. Some of you brits are really living up to your stuffy stick up the ass reputation. #MeghanSussex #HarryAndMeghan #LiliTurns4
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)647,916 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr
Apparently, you can only mix a pot when the gas is turned on. 🙄 First of all, According2Taz, it's a promotional photo; it's not that serious. Were you born yesterday? Second of all, take a break from scrutinizing Meghan's every move and go clean your nasty-ass house. Do you not see the cobwebs in the window, you dirty b!tch?
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)13,416 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen
Parading to church in front of an army of cameras, or an Easter egg hunt in the backyard? I know which one I'd choose. Archie and Lili look very happy and content. You don't need to worry about them. No shade to church, obviously. #HappyEaster
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)140,220 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
They have been trying to unalive Meghan Markle for years. RIP #JasonArday Femi
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)45,695 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
So Kate brings an entire FILM CREW with her to film herself and her children volunteering at a baby bank, and William brings an entire FILM CREW to film him hand out Christmas dinner that he didn't even help cook all so they can post it on social media. Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan are filmed by the local news only after spending HOURS handing out food, AND after making SEVERAL monetary donations to relief efforts AND opening up their home to evacuees, and THEY'RE the ones people are accusing of helping for PR?!?!?!?!🤨 @dailysamara1 go fuck yourself and stop using Meghan's name for clout, you miserable racist, before I make you delete another one of your nasty videos.
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)272,132 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr
Sorry, but this doesn't look or sound like a fun day out. #troopingthecolour
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)57,380 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
Remember when so-called royal correspondents got upset when Prince Harry said “That press pack of royal correspondents is essentially just an extended PR arm of the royal family,” They called it nonsense. Well, the collective silence from these so-called royal correspondents regarding the news that Prince William is a slum lord and the king's estate is raking in millions from charities and public services, proves his point. 👇 #AbolishMonarchy #AbolishTheMonarchy #KingCharles #PrinceWilliam
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)243,444 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr
mouthbreathing Royalists who are staking their happiness on King William the Workshy removing Harry and Meghan's titles are not going to like hearing this. 👇Also, here's the thing: if William removes Harry and Meghan's titles because he doesn't like what they said, his entire reign will be overshadowed by him removing his brother's titles. Nothing he does for the rest of his life will matter. He will be remembered as the king who removed his brother's titles. It will also make Harry and Meghan even more interesting, contrary to popular belief.
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)116,857 Aufrufe • vor 11 Monaten
Meghan is articulate, opinionated, and confident. She refused to be a doormat. That’s exactly why the cards were stacked against her from the beginning. By contrast, the much duller Kate often struggles to put together a coherent sentence, yet she is widely praised for her very average efforts. On top of that, Meghan isn’t white, which has meant she has always faced a different and harsher set of rules than the white women who have married into the royal family.
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)36,504 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
According to the Murdoch-owned page six: "When Prince Harry and Meghan Markle rolled through Park City for the premiere of their documentary “Cookie Queens” over the weekend, people close to them noted a change in their demeanor — a mood one source described as ‘somber.’ “They were very guarded. All Harry wanted to talk about was his Daily Mail trial,” said a source friendly with the Sussexes who ran into them the day of the premiere." So they were "guarded", but also, Harry wanted to talk about his ongoing court case against the Murdoch-owned publisher of the Daily Mail. 🤨How could both these things be true? You can't be verbal and mute at the same time. 🤔Also, UK court rules generally restrict witnesses/claimants from discussing active case details outside the courtroom with non-parties, and Harry has been notably strict about this in the past. For instance, during his 2024 New York Times Dealbook Summit appearance, he refused to elaborate on a case when pressed. 👇 Every month, these people write an article about how Harry and Meghan are finished in Hollywood; meanwhile, they write hundreds of articles about them every day. 🤣Just look at how much Page six has covered H&M at Sundance.
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)54,858 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten
I guess William got tired of cosplaying a barista because he had his scrawny henchmen shoo away the photographers when he was done pretending. Poor guy had a busy day of trying to deflect attention away from the Andrew Epstein scandal.... #WilliamandCatherine #PrinceWilliam
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)41,396 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten
The competition was fierce this year. Look at them go. I wonder who got the egg in the end? I remember wrestling with my cousins until the egg broke. Brings back good memories lol. Also, Harry's war cry! As always, I salute Lili's dedication to the color pink! Even the egg she's decorating is pink.🤣🤣🤣 #HappyEaster #EasterHunt #PrinceArchie #PrincessLilibet
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)27,626 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
Wow, what a vibrant, diverse, and dynamic monarchy...🤭 No wonder they're obsessed with Harry and Meghan. They make these people look dull and boring. Kate, dressed like someone's grandma in what I'm guessing is a homage to the late queen. How touching.#PrincessofWales
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)24,278 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
The way the Palace handled bullying allegations against Meghan versus Andrew really highlights that blatant institutional hypocrisy. On one hand, you have leaked emails and anonymous/redacted staff accounts accusing Meghan of “bullying” as part of an opo dump right before the Oprah interview. Buckingham Palace responded quickly: they put out a statement and launched a high-profile independent review ... but the full report was never released publicly, because it was really about smearing Meghan rather than the well-being of their staff. It was also reported that two individuals mentioned in it reportedly requested that any allegations or notes about their experiences with Meghan be rescinded and not treated as official complaints.... On the otherhand, Andrew has faced repeated, on-the-record accusations of bullying and abuse from named former employees over decades….The palace never launched a bullying investigation into him or those accusations. I have yet to see one of Meghan's alleged "victims" go on record with specific allegations.
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)29,264 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten
Does Tom Bower know that there are hundreds of videos from the 2025 Invictus Games, right? Second, the Invictus Games Foundation publishes a final report after every Games, and according to that final report, the Vancouver Games had 125,000 total in-venue spectators across all events, with the Opening Ceremony at BC Place Stadium selling out at 40,000 attendees. The Vancouver Games were heavily covered by the press, both friendly and hostile, to the Sussexes, so if this had actually happened, it would have been reported already, so it's a bit convenient for him to say this. But he does have a history of making things like saying Meghan's mother Doria went to jail.
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)27,153 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten
It's fascinating to see Meghan McCain, who claimed the SNL parodies of her made her feel like the laughing stock of the country, and sent her into depression, use her platform to tell Meghan Markle that the entire world doesn't like her...
Benjamin Eley Cannell Parody (Fake/Parody)55,510 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr