Birch Brother 🪓
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15th generation osthrobotnian.
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Always a good idea to test how deep you will sink before driving heavy vehicles in a swamp.
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He didn't request a trial by combat because he had already struck a deal with his accusers to confess and be sent to the Nights Watch. When Joffrey orders his execution that was not planned, Cersei and Varys both plea for his life but to no avail. Even if he did demand a trial by combat or would not have mattered as Joffrey would have named Jaime or Sandor Clegane as his champion. Ned could not have defeated either of them at his peak and now he has been stabbed in his leg and starved in a dungeon. He also has no Champion he could call upon because his retinue in the capitol have all been killed and the rest is fighting a war with Robb. Also Cersei holds Sansa as a hostage, one of the primary reasons why he decided to confess was so that Sansa would not be harmed. Even if he would have won he would not have been free from the dungeons, only the accusations of being a traitor. He would still have been held a hostage as long as Robb was marching with his army. Any deal to free him would not have happened until Robb captures Jaime or any equally important hostage but even so with Tywin in command that is unlikely to happen. Lastly you can't blame Ned for feeling cynical over trials by combat. The last Stark to demand a trial by combat in Kings Landing was his father, Rickard Stark. And he was burned alive by the mad king.
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This is why lasers are banned when you renovate old homes.
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Sydney Sweeney spent her holidays and new years eve in Finland, Lapland and posted this video on her Instagram. Finnish Lapland is becoming a popular place for superstars because they can essentially vacation in peace since there is low population density and no paparazzis.
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This is how an ancient cavalry charge looked like (but on steroids).
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In Finland we throw foreigners off the metro when they record voice messages on their phone.
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Very important to study so you don't end up like this guy.
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Not the first time dogs have been domesticated by monkeys. There is a pack of Olive Baboons that steal puppies from wild dogs and raise them as members of the family. The adult dogs eat, sleep alongside the baboons, play with the baby baboons and even are groomed by the baboons. A sure sign that the monkeys see them as members of the family.
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One of the best and most underrated British crime films is Rise of the Footsoldier (2007). It follows the rise and subsequent murders of Pat Tate and Tony Tucker (the so called Rettendon murders) through the eyes of Carlton Leach. Carlton was a football hooligan that turned doorman and hired muscle for some of Britains most notorious gangsters of that era. There is no illusion of the "honourable" gangster, instead it portraits the characters as low impulse control, paranoid and backstabbing characters as they were in real life. Good soundtrack, gruesome violence and lots of suspense in this one.
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An old video showing police officers making an arrest at some kind of rural event in northern Sweden. The discussion/arguing with the police is a goldmine of funny lines but the funniest part is when they reach the road and you can hear the clattering of the wooden clogs against the asphalt. Like high heels against marble but it's Swedish "white trash" men.
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Finlands Normandie landing, the river assault scene from Tuntematon Sotilas.
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It's not queer, this is how straight men act when there are no women or gays around.
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