Yeah But Cyclists

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Motorist who pays tax and once rode a bicycle.

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Yeah But Cyclists

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British SUV owners in the winter thinking they're invincible because they've got AWD, even though they're running 40 profile summer tyres and have no idea how to drive in snow:

A great demonstration of why you have to pay complete attention at all times while driving.

A trained and licensed motorist uses their high level of training and knowledge of the highway code to perform a textbook safe and legal overtake of a cyclist

A cyclist takes an unconventional approach to dealing with a vehicle that's parked in a bus lane

A trained and licensed motorist fails to spot a cyclist after they come out of nowhere dressed all in black with no high vis or lights

POV: you're driving along a dual carriageway and a trained and licensed SUV owner decides to ruin your day.

An SUV owner visits a pub

Two untrained and unlicensed pedestrians almost cause a collision with a trained and licensed motorist when they unexpectedly run out into the road with no high vis or lights

It's sad that this has to be done, but until trained and licensed motorists start acting like adults, it will always be necessary.

A group of pedestrians fail to show respect to a motorist at a zebra crossing

I'm gonna say it. People who ride fixies in public without a front brake are fucking wankers. It's illegal and dangerous, as we know from that one famous case. Please keep these things on the track.

Meanwhile, trained and licensed motorists

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POV: you're an SUV owner

A cyclist, who is moving more slowly than the pedestrians on foot around them, suddenly becomes a monumental danger to everyone's safety by virtue of them being sat on top of two wheels

A trained and licensed motorist attempts to reverse out of a parking space

A fucking moron on a Lime bike carelessly rides into a group of people crossing the road and collides with one of them. Remember that a green light does not mean you can simply plough through people in the road, even if they shouldn't have been there.

A reminder that high visibility clothing may assist in helping others see you, but it doesn't guarantee it.

An SUV owner demonstrates their high level of training with some fantastic forward planning. Almost every interaction I have with SUV owners makes me hate them slightly more. There is absolutely no way these people should be on the road. This is textbook careless driving.

A cyclist inconsiderately rides a 7.5 tonne bicycle directly towards oncoming pedestrians on a pavement

"If you can find a way to stop anti-social people using them, make them light enough they don't cripple pedestrians..." You mean like we've famously done with cars?

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A cyclist gets stopped by the police after riding like twat on Tower Bridge. The altercation that follows is somewhat ridiculous 😂

A motorist (in Germany) encounters great difficulty while trying to navigate a turn

POV: you encounter a trained and licensed motorist

A trained and licensed motorist drives carefully and considerately outside a school

A trained and licensed motorist

Today in SUV ownership 👇

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A cyclist dispenses some justice after being sexually assaulted by the occupant of a van

Defender owners in the UK will see an advert where it's blasting around sand dunes or snowy mountains and think they need one to drive around Surrey. The reality is actually far different. This is possibly the most insane 162 seconds of SUV ownership ever caught on video.

A cyclist - unfortunately dressed all in black with no high vis or lights - encounters a trained and licensed motorist.

People who have done a test for ability, payment of insurance and payment of road tax, famously not being an absolute nuisance on the roads:

Cyclists are the biggest threat to road safety.

A trained and licensed motorist joins a motorway but fails to spot a heavy goods vehicle with no high vis or lights

An SUV owner goes out for a drive, but forgets that residential streets are not motorways

A cyclist encounters an SUV owner, and it goes *exactly* how you would expect.

James May gets it absolutely spot on in this video and honestly it's quite refreshing. I see a lot of parallels with my own driving. It's the zen method - making progress but not rushing. Just because I'm in a car, it doesn't make me better than anyone who isn't in a car.

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99% of pedestrians deaths and 94% of pedestrian serious injuries on pavements are caused by motorists.

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SUV owners are extremely dangerous people. What are the fucking chances of having a near miss with one driving dangerously, and then having the same one crash into you by driving dangerously IN THE SAME DAY?

An SUV owner encounters a rock

A cyclist encounters an SUV owner, and it goes exactly how you would expect.