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#MCGA x Chels 🇫🇷 we’re gargantuan

#MCGA x Chels 🇫🇷 we’re gargantuan

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MCGA FAMILY 💙 2K TANYA LDF Rochelle

MCGA FAMILY 💙 2K TANYA LDF Rochelle

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CHELSEA IS FINALLY GREAT AGAIN #MXGA

CHELSEA IS FINALLY GREAT AGAIN #MXGA

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Seen that West Ham result there was no way I was going to be in London when Arsenal lift the league #MCGA

Seen that West Ham result there was no way I was going to be in London when Arsenal lift the league #MCGA

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The Congolese statue is the real deal he hasn’t moved all game #MCGA

The Congolese statue is the real deal he hasn’t moved all game #MCGA

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Caicedo’s finally got a chant

Caicedo’s finally got a chant

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Live on Fox News 🤣 #MCGA

Live on Fox News 🤣 #MCGA

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Levi Colwill’s brother pulled up on me while I was filming after the game today he stood on business too was all love tho! 🤣💙 #MCGA
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Levi Colwill’s brother pulled up on me while I was filming after the game today he stood on business too was all love tho! 🤣💙 #MCGA

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573,034 görüntüleme • 11 ay önce

I’m not even mad at Sancho for paying for 🐱 it’s just mad that we grouped him with Haaland and Mbappe on the come up and this is how things have turned out 🤦🏾‍♂️ Take your career serious before it’s too late bro #MCGA #WhatAreTheRates
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I’m not even mad at Sancho for paying for 🐱 it’s just mad that we grouped him with Haaland and Mbappe on the come up and this is how things have turned out 🤦🏾‍♂️ Take your career serious before it’s too late bro #MCGA #WhatAreTheRates

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353,692 görüntüleme • 7 ay önce

We might’ve lost a generation of American baddies to Arsenal and Spurs now because of Sancho’s actions #MCGA
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We might’ve lost a generation of American baddies to Arsenal and Spurs now because of Sancho’s actions #MCGA

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336,515 görüntüleme • 7 ay önce

Chelsea fans are blaming Garnacho for the foul as if 4 players weren’t marking 1 man and they STILL lost the duel! #MCGA
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Chelsea fans are blaming Garnacho for the foul as if 4 players weren’t marking 1 man and they STILL lost the duel! #MCGA

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352,390 görüntüleme • 8 ay önce

Gallagher I can’t believe you’d turn your back on Chels for Spurs after everything we done for you #MCGA
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Gallagher I can’t believe you’d turn your back on Chels for Spurs after everything we done for you #MCGA

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182,951 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

English version of #MCGA x Chels 🇫🇷💙
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English version of #MCGA x Chels 🇫🇷💙

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384,744 görüntüleme • 11 ay önce

Am I hearing things 😳😳😳
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Am I hearing things 😳😳😳

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36,705 görüntüleme • 27 gün önce

I think the past month I’ve done a good job of keeping it together especially after Bayern and Munich - but today was the straw that broke the camels back. Matisse thanks for having me next time I didn’t mean to disrespect the house! #MCGA
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I think the past month I’ve done a good job of keeping it together especially after Bayern and Munich - but today was the straw that broke the camels back. Matisse thanks for having me next time I didn’t mean to disrespect the house! #MCGA

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266,850 görüntüleme • 8 ay önce

Jean Phillipe Mateta threw DR Congo, Wilfred Zaha and Crystal Palace under the bus to play at the World Cup with France and they probably won’t even pick him 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Jean Phillipe Mateta threw DR Congo, Wilfred Zaha and Crystal Palace under the bus to play at the World Cup with France and they probably won’t even pick him 🤦🏾‍♂️

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76,758 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce

My issue with the footballers getting black spray is they’re misleading the youth. Now we’ve got Asznee ︎Updates stealing his marge makeup to straighten his hairline 🤦🏾‍♂️ #MCGA
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My issue with the footballers getting black spray is they’re misleading the youth. Now we’ve got Asznee ︎Updates stealing his marge makeup to straighten his hairline 🤦🏾‍♂️ #MCGA

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131,996 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

Today I saw our players give up on the fans that done mileage for them from the 60 minute mark. This squad isn’t WAR ready #MCGA
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Today I saw our players give up on the fans that done mileage for them from the 60 minute mark. This squad isn’t WAR ready #MCGA

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242,297 görüntüleme • 8 ay önce

People are surprised Sancho doesn’t wanna take a wage cut - Saweetie’s maintenance is at least 90k a week net 🤦🏾‍♂️
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People are surprised Sancho doesn’t wanna take a wage cut - Saweetie’s maintenance is at least 90k a week net 🤦🏾‍♂️

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253,518 görüntüleme • 9 ay önce

How can I have faith in a CB who’s knees kiss everytime he walks #MCGA
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How can I have faith in a CB who’s knees kiss everytime he walks #MCGA

CB | Make Chelsea Great Again 🇨🇩🇧🇷

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I met Estevao William and he said my Portuguese is 🤏🏾 I’ll take that as a compliment 😂 #MCGA
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I met Estevao William and he said my Portuguese is 🤏🏾 I’ll take that as a compliment 😂 #MCGA

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67,055 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

The moment Adama Traore rocked up with the black spray of doom I knew he wanted chaos - I don’t even blame Joao from not wanting that smoke #MCGA
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The moment Adama Traore rocked up with the black spray of doom I knew he wanted chaos - I don’t even blame Joao from not wanting that smoke #MCGA

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Delap it’s not too late to start your TFL railway career #MCGA
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Delap it’s not too late to start your TFL railway career #MCGA

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120,383 görüntüleme • 7 ay önce

Trev Chalobah by far our most underrated player he’s always showed up for the badge at our low points - it’s about time he got his flowers #MCGA
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Trev Chalobah by far our most underrated player he’s always showed up for the badge at our low points - it’s about time he got his flowers #MCGA

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149,545 görüntüleme • 9 ay önce

“Younger age” as if Jackson isn’t 32 🤡
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“Younger age” as if Jackson isn’t 32 🤡

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Pedro Netonyahu’s dictatorship needs to end it’s getting out of hand now #MCGA
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Pedro Netonyahu’s dictatorship needs to end it’s getting out of hand now #MCGA

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78,335 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

After seeing those last two away performances I’m starting to question if I’m the problem? #MCGA
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After seeing those last two away performances I’m starting to question if I’m the problem? #MCGA

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