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Opportunity to cut back to our top goalscorer to win a cup final and he does a backheel #EnzoFiles

Opportunity to cut back to our top goalscorer to win a cup final and he does a backheel #EnzoFiles

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#MCGA x Chels 🇫🇷 we’re gargantuan

#MCGA x Chels 🇫🇷 we’re gargantuan

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CHELSEA IS FINALLY GREAT AGAIN #MXGA

CHELSEA IS FINALLY GREAT AGAIN #MXGA

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MCGA FAMILY 💙 2K TANYA ☆ LDF Rochelle

MCGA FAMILY 💙 2K TANYA ☆ LDF Rochelle

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The Congolese statue is the real deal he hasn’t moved all game #MCGA

The Congolese statue is the real deal he hasn’t moved all game #MCGA

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Seen that West Ham result there was no way I was going to be in London when Arsenal lift the league #MCGA

Seen that West Ham result there was no way I was going to be in London when Arsenal lift the league #MCGA

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Caicedo’s finally got a chant

Caicedo’s finally got a chant

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Pick up game with the Brazilians best player on the pitch 2 goals and Joga Bonito I told you man I’m better than Delap #MCGA

Pick up game with the Brazilians best player on the pitch 2 goals and Joga Bonito I told you man I’m better than Delap #MCGA

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People think we’re scared of Arsenal?? I’ve never seen champions with no pull! #MCGA

People think we’re scared of Arsenal?? I’ve never seen champions with no pull! #MCGA

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Mason Mount was much realer for us than Enzo Fernandez not to mention he’s got a better legacy at Chelsea than Enzo. 10/15 years from now we’ll still remember Mount did in 20/21 can we say the same for Enzo? #EnzoFiles #MCGA

Mason Mount was much realer for us than Enzo Fernandez not to mention he’s got a better legacy at Chelsea than Enzo. 10/15 years from now we’ll still remember Mount did in 20/21 can we say the same for Enzo? #EnzoFiles #MCGA

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Penders shotstopping looked impressive in the opening training session #MCGA

Penders shotstopping looked impressive in the opening training session #MCGA

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The exact moment Brian Cipenga scored the goal to put DR Congo ahead against England

The exact moment Brian Cipenga scored the goal to put DR Congo ahead against England

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The Chelsea in me couldn’t resist confronting Xavi for that robbery in 2009 #MCGA

The Chelsea in me couldn’t resist confronting Xavi for that robbery in 2009 #MCGA

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One year later #MCGA

One year later #MCGA

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Levi Colwill’s brother pulled up on me while I was filming after the game today he stood on business too was all love tho! 🤣💙 #MCGA

Levi Colwill’s brother pulled up on me while I was filming after the game today he stood on business too was all love tho! 🤣💙 #MCGA

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I’m not even mad at Sancho for paying for 🐱 it’s just mad that we grouped him with Haaland and Mbappe on the come up and this is how things have turned out 🤦🏾‍♂️ Take your career serious before it’s too late bro #MCGA #WhatAreTheRates

I’m not even mad at Sancho for paying for 🐱 it’s just mad that we grouped him with Haaland and Mbappe on the come up and this is how things have turned out 🤦🏾‍♂️ Take your career serious before it’s too late bro #MCGA #WhatAreTheRates

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We might’ve lost a generation of American baddies to Arsenal and Spurs now because of Sancho’s actions #MCGA

We might’ve lost a generation of American baddies to Arsenal and Spurs now because of Sancho’s actions #MCGA

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Chelsea fans are blaming Garnacho for the foul as if 4 players weren’t marking 1 man and they STILL lost the duel! #MCGA

Chelsea fans are blaming Garnacho for the foul as if 4 players weren’t marking 1 man and they STILL lost the duel! #MCGA

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English version of #MCGA x Chels 🇫🇷💙

English version of #MCGA x Chels 🇫🇷💙

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I think the past month I’ve done a good job of keeping it together especially after Bayern and Munich - but today was the straw that broke the camels back. Matisse thanks for having me next time I didn’t mean to disrespect the house! #MCGA

I think the past month I’ve done a good job of keeping it together especially after Bayern and Munich - but today was the straw that broke the camels back. Matisse thanks for having me next time I didn’t mean to disrespect the house! #MCGA

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Gallagher I can’t believe you’d turn your back on Chels for Spurs after everything we done for you #MCGA

Gallagher I can’t believe you’d turn your back on Chels for Spurs after everything we done for you #MCGA

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Today I saw our players give up on the fans that done mileage for them from the 60 minute mark. This squad isn’t WAR ready #MCGA

Today I saw our players give up on the fans that done mileage for them from the 60 minute mark. This squad isn’t WAR ready #MCGA

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People are surprised Sancho doesn’t wanna take a wage cut - Saweetie’s maintenance is at least 90k a week net 🤦🏾‍♂️

People are surprised Sancho doesn’t wanna take a wage cut - Saweetie’s maintenance is at least 90k a week net 🤦🏾‍♂️

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The exact moment we lost to Juventus in Hong Kong #MCGA Had a debate about the goal with my bredrins is this poor goalkeeping or a great finish?

The exact moment we lost to Juventus in Hong Kong #MCGA Had a debate about the goal with my bredrins is this poor goalkeeping or a great finish?

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My issue with the footballers getting black spray is they’re misleading the youth. Now we’ve got Asznee ︎Updates stealing his marge makeup to straighten his hairline 🤦🏾‍♂️ #MCGA

My issue with the footballers getting black spray is they’re misleading the youth. Now we’ve got Asznee ︎Updates stealing his marge makeup to straighten his hairline 🤦🏾‍♂️ #MCGA

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Jean Phillipe Mateta threw DR Congo, Wilfred Zaha and Crystal Palace under the bus to play at the World Cup with France and they probably won’t even pick him 🤦🏾‍♂️

Jean Phillipe Mateta threw DR Congo, Wilfred Zaha and Crystal Palace under the bus to play at the World Cup with France and they probably won’t even pick him 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Morgan Rogers chose us when he could’ve went to the paigons. Chelsea right now is like a sexy ting who’s gained weight he sees the potential and wants to help us get back in shape #MCGA

Morgan Rogers chose us when he could’ve went to the paigons. Chelsea right now is like a sexy ting who’s gained weight he sees the potential and wants to help us get back in shape #MCGA

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“Younger age” as if Jackson isn’t 32 🤡

“Younger age” as if Jackson isn’t 32 🤡

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