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Roller and Reviewer of the flowers - Would love to roll for you, I do not sell any THC products at all. A calm Turtle soul 🐢

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If you don’t think your favorite influencer is smoking filler or lower quality weed then you’re not thinking. Unless you’re Drew or Yola and have a LOT of money, everyone smoking smalls or white label failed QC batches. It’s just the reality, hell even rec weed.

If you don’t think your favorite influencer is smoking filler or lower quality weed then you’re not thinking. Unless you’re Drew or Yola and have a LOT of money, everyone smoking smalls or white label failed QC batches. It’s just the reality, hell even rec weed.

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I challenge any roller out there to make a 9mm look pretty, it just takes more work than a thicker diameter.

I challenge any roller out there to make a 9mm look pretty, it just takes more work than a thicker diameter.

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REVIEW TIME!!! Review: Preferredgardens “Pearlz” Lazer Gun x Zoap Grown by The Flowery (FL) Overall Comments I was really excited for this one. I waited for it to go on sale, and the batch I got was actually pretty fresh too. Unfortunately this ended up being another annoying miss from The Flowery. I used to really like them, but lately it feels like every pickup just disappoints me more and more. At this point it’s getting frustrating. Honestly, the stuff I’ve been getting from Curaleaf has been smoking 10x better than this, which is wild considering the price difference. Flavor / Accuracy Genetically this should be bringing some nice Zoap characteristics, but they barely come through. There’s a faint hint of that sweet, slightly citrusy Zoap profile hiding in the background, but it never really gets the chance to shine. The mineral taste hits hard and ends up covering most of what should have been a really nice terp profile. You can tell the Zoap is trying to be there, but it’s buried under that salty, mineral heavy smoke. Ash Super salt and pepper ash with zero resin ring. Not even a hint of one forming. It honestly didn’t even try. Effects This is really the only redeeming factor. I’m typing this review while high off it, so it definitely works. That said, the effects don’t make the experience any less annoying. I’m not mad because it’s weed and it got me high, but damn. Why does something with Zoap in the lineage end up tasting like straight minerals and salts with the good flavor buried underneath? Final Thoughts Truly disappointed here. I think this might be the last straw for me with Florida grown Preferred Gardens for a while. The genetics clearly have potential, but the execution just keeps missing.

REVIEW TIME!!! Review: Preferredgardens “Pearlz” Lazer Gun x Zoap Grown by The Flowery (FL) Overall Comments I was really excited for this one. I waited for it to go on sale, and the batch I got was actually pretty fresh too. Unfortunately this ended up being another annoying miss from The Flowery. I used to really like them, but lately it feels like every pickup just disappoints me more and more. At this point it’s getting frustrating. Honestly, the stuff I’ve been getting from Curaleaf has been smoking 10x better than this, which is wild considering the price difference. Flavor / Accuracy Genetically this should be bringing some nice Zoap characteristics, but they barely come through. There’s a faint hint of that sweet, slightly citrusy Zoap profile hiding in the background, but it never really gets the chance to shine. The mineral taste hits hard and ends up covering most of what should have been a really nice terp profile. You can tell the Zoap is trying to be there, but it’s buried under that salty, mineral heavy smoke. Ash Super salt and pepper ash with zero resin ring. Not even a hint of one forming. It honestly didn’t even try. Effects This is really the only redeeming factor. I’m typing this review while high off it, so it definitely works. That said, the effects don’t make the experience any less annoying. I’m not mad because it’s weed and it got me high, but damn. Why does something with Zoap in the lineage end up tasting like straight minerals and salts with the good flavor buried underneath? Final Thoughts Truly disappointed here. I think this might be the last straw for me with Florida grown Preferred Gardens for a while. The genetics clearly have potential, but the execution just keeps missing.

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Looks like value score is now born, gonna have to get some ideas on how to implement it.

Looks like value score is now born, gonna have to get some ideas on how to implement it.

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🍊 REVIEW TIME 🍊 Orange Z Grown and sold by Curaleaf Florida ⭐ Overall: 9.5/10 This is probably the most talked about bud Curaleaf has right now and honestly for good reason. One of the pickiest people I know and a good friend gave this a 9/10, and I’m pushing it even further with a 9.5/10. The only reason it isn’t a perfect score is I wish the flavor punched just a tiny bit harder. Other than that… man, this bud is straight out of this world. ⸻ 👀 Bag Appeal Absolutely stunning. Super orange hairs, beautiful vibrant green buds, and absolutely coated in crystals. Sticky, fresh, and looks like top shelf the moment you open the jar. 👃 Aroma Smells like heaven. Straight up sweet oranges blasting your nose as soon as you crack it open. Loud, fresh, and inviting. 👅 Flavor Sweet citrus upfront with that classic Z aftertaste lingering on the exhale. I just wish the flavor carried a little longer, but it’s still very enjoyable and clean. 🔥 Burn Perfect burn. Ash was white, smooth smoke, and the resin ring was massive and crazy. One of those joints you just stare at halfway through. ⚡ Effects Top tier sativa vibes. Amazing focus, super happy, energetic, and motivating. This is a perfect daytime opener for anything productive or creative you have planned. I was typing this review full speed and feeling great the entire time. 💰 Value Life is beautiful when you can get bud like this for 50 dollars a half on Fridays. Absolute steal for this quality. ⸻ 🍬 Final Thoughts If you’re looking for a sweet citrus wake up with that tasty Z finish, this is the one. Easily some of the best Curaleaf has to offer right now. I’m genuinely excited to see the new phenos and genetics coming next. It’s only up from here. Curaleaf is taking over the market and I don’t care what anyone says. Everyone else better step their grow up if they want to compete. Never thought I’d say that about Curaleaf, not gonna lie 😂🍊🔥

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