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Sometimes when you get drunk, you call Joe Rogan babe. It happens! What are you gonna do babe. 🤷

Tonight is the first episode of Super Maximum Retro Show at 10pm on VICE TV 😘

Chrissy Arenas!! Babe I am doing Madison Square Garden Sept 11 2025! This is truly amazing, I am the Sabrina Carpenter of comedy !! John Starks, my mom and Aunt Eileen will be there ! Will you ? Presale happening at noon use code “Chrissy”

A farewell to Allick Engelbrecht is out now. Go show love to pimpy and subscribe to his YouTube channel babes. 😘 shout out @PansyAssCeramic for the perfect going away gift

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Puerto Rican Girls would make the best NFL referees Chrissy Yesterdays with a classic bit for you babes. See my brand new hour on tour! Dates below Right Intention, Wrong Move Tour NYC Las Vegas Brea CA Omaha Kansas City Hammond IN (Chicago Area) Raleigh Pittsburgh &amp; more

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Puerto Rican Girls would make the best NFL referees Chrissy Yesterdays with a classic bit for you babes. See my brand new hour on tour! Dates below Right Intention, Wrong Move Tour NYC Las Vegas Brea CA Omaha Kansas City Hammond IN (Chicago Area) Raleigh Pittsburgh & more