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Chris Distefano

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St John’s has something no other team has!! Let’s go St. John's Men’s Basketball
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St John’s has something no other team has!! Let’s go St. John's Men’s Basketball

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132,097 görüntüleme • 7 ay önce

NEW YORK CITY, Radio City Music Hall!! September 22nd . Presale code CHRISSY !!! On Sale Now! Radio City Chrissy!! This one’s BIG babes. Chrissy 5,960 Seats. Thank you to every fan who has supported me, this means the world! Lets have fun.
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NEW YORK CITY, Radio City Music Hall!! September 22nd . Presale code CHRISSY !!! On Sale Now! Radio City Chrissy!! This one’s BIG babes. Chrissy 5,960 Seats. Thank you to every fan who has supported me, this means the world! Lets have fun.

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Guys get in shape for other guys . Women don’t care
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Guys get in shape for other guys . Women don’t care

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I love Indian people
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I love Indian people

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Sometimes when you get drunk, you call Joe Rogan babe. It happens! What are you gonna do babe. 🤷
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Sometimes when you get drunk, you call Joe Rogan babe. It happens! What are you gonna do babe. 🤷

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I love the The 1975 🤷. #the1975
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I love the The 1975 🤷. #the1975

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This heals headaches Bad Friends brand new cities added.
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This heals headaches Bad Friends brand new cities added.

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Tonight is the first episode of Super Maximum Retro Show at 10pm on VICE TV 😘
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Tonight is the first episode of Super Maximum Retro Show at 10pm on VICE TV 😘

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Chrissy Arenas!! Babe I am doing Madison Square Garden Sept 11 2025! This is truly amazing, I am the Sabrina Carpenter of comedy !! John Starks, my mom and Aunt Eileen will be there ! Will you ? Presale happening at noon use code “Chrissy”
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Chrissy Arenas!! Babe I am doing Madison Square Garden Sept 11 2025! This is truly amazing, I am the Sabrina Carpenter of comedy !! John Starks, my mom and Aunt Eileen will be there ! Will you ? Presale happening at noon use code “Chrissy”

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A farewell to Allick Engelbrecht is out now. Go show love to pimpy and subscribe to his YouTube channel babes. 😘 shout out @PansyAssCeramic for the perfect going away gift
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A farewell to Allick Engelbrecht is out now. Go show love to pimpy and subscribe to his YouTube channel babes. 😘 shout out @PansyAssCeramic for the perfect going away gift

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Tampa Tony Will Be Famous One Day. MSG 9/11/25 for tickys
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Tampa Tony Will Be Famous One Day. MSG 9/11/25 for tickys

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Big Condiment Guy Over Here. Huge #grillingSzn with Dietz & Watson
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Big Condiment Guy Over Here. Huge #grillingSzn with Dietz & Watson

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I’m having breakfast with a celebrity
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I’m having breakfast with a celebrity

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I really can’t schedule my colonoscopy
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I really can’t schedule my colonoscopy

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Madison Square Garden - September 11th 2025 Written by Not Louis C.K Filmed by Matthew Salacuse
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Madison Square Garden - September 11th 2025 Written by Not Louis C.K Filmed by Matthew Salacuse

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Puerto Rican Girls would make the best NFL referees Chrissy Yesterdays with a classic bit for you babes. See my brand new hour on tour! Dates below Right Intention, Wrong Move Tour NYC Las Vegas Brea CA Omaha Kansas City Hammond IN (Chicago Area) Raleigh Pittsburgh & more
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Puerto Rican Girls would make the best NFL referees Chrissy Yesterdays with a classic bit for you babes. See my brand new hour on tour! Dates below Right Intention, Wrong Move Tour NYC Las Vegas Brea CA Omaha Kansas City Hammond IN (Chicago Area) Raleigh Pittsburgh & more

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New York City. Tomorrow night
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New York City. Tomorrow night

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Chicago get your tickys
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Chicago get your tickys

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New chaos with Mike Vecchione is out now babes
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New chaos with Mike Vecchione is out now babes

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