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There is too much whimsy in this game. It sickens me. Why are they all clapping? Only one of them is wearing headphones.

There is too much whimsy in this game. It sickens me. Why are they all clapping? Only one of them is wearing headphones.

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I laughed at this part.

I laughed at this part.

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"Blazer!" "No, Invisigal!" Me, the enlightened one:

"Blazer!" "No, Invisigal!" Me, the enlightened one:

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Life Is Strange was published by Square Enix. This is your very blunt reminder.

Life Is Strange was published by Square Enix. This is your very blunt reminder.

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A dating sim where you romance objects?

A dating sim where you romance objects?

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I went down the Leigh Alexander rabbithole, and it turns out she wrote for Thirsty Suitors. I present to you real dialogue from when I played Thirsty Suitors.

I went down the Leigh Alexander rabbithole, and it turns out she wrote for Thirsty Suitors. I present to you real dialogue from when I played Thirsty Suitors.

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This was the only part of the game which elicited a strong emotion out of me. Like an audible "Oh my god" came out my mouth hole. Amanda was side-lined by the writers and it's legit heart breaking hearing this considering the writers gave us no chance to make her happy.

This was the only part of the game which elicited a strong emotion out of me. Like an audible "Oh my god" came out my mouth hole. Amanda was side-lined by the writers and it's legit heart breaking hearing this considering the writers gave us no chance to make her happy.

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They just don't make them like they used to...

They just don't make them like they used to...

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Explaining why I, personally, hate Mixtape in just under 3 minutes of totally uninterrupted "gameplay" (Spoilers):

Explaining why I, personally, hate Mixtape in just under 3 minutes of totally uninterrupted "gameplay" (Spoilers):

Christina Tasty

18,887,512 Aufrufe • vor 27 Tagen

Eh, I did it better IMO

Eh, I did it better IMO

Christina Tasty

1,735,847 Aufrufe • vor 24 Tagen

This game has made me laugh several times, but it's always because they try to become poignant and it just ends up looking really goofy and it's making me laugh way too hard. Like what in the art school is this? You aren't Edith Finch.

This game has made me laugh several times, but it's always because they try to become poignant and it just ends up looking really goofy and it's making me laugh way too hard. Like what in the art school is this? You aren't Edith Finch.

Christina Tasty

1,884,666 Aufrufe • vor 28 Tagen

bbno$ is basically the human embodiment of this clip. He just does things because it's from the internet.

bbno$ is basically the human embodiment of this clip. He just does things because it's from the internet.

Christina Tasty

1,380,776 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

I love how the games biggest, non-pornographic cultural impact was an awakening moment for people that games glazed as the greatest thing ever can just be "meh" and created resentment over "games are art" because of it. How many people were tricked by Adam Sessler's word salad?

I love how the games biggest, non-pornographic cultural impact was an awakening moment for people that games glazed as the greatest thing ever can just be "meh" and created resentment over "games are art" because of it. How many people were tricked by Adam Sessler's word salad?

Christina Tasty

808,653 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Back in 2009, Brutal Legend introduced an adequate solution to censorship. Make it an option.

Back in 2009, Brutal Legend introduced an adequate solution to censorship. Make it an option.

Christina Tasty

1,258,035 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

You know my favourite thing about this clip? This doesn't just happen with the Ancient Elven Gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain It happens with "Nadas Dirthalen". It happens with "Gingerwort". It happens with fucking coffee. Almost every companion has an "Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain"

You know my favourite thing about this clip? This doesn't just happen with the Ancient Elven Gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain It happens with "Nadas Dirthalen". It happens with "Gingerwort". It happens with fucking coffee. Almost every companion has an "Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain"

Christina Tasty

125,926 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

MGS4 being re-released means an entire new generation will get to experience Meryl asking Johnny to marry her in the most batshit insane way possible.

MGS4 being re-released means an entire new generation will get to experience Meryl asking Johnny to marry her in the most batshit insane way possible.

Christina Tasty

186,465 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

I do not like the meshing of 10FPS animation with 60fps everything else. I've been coded by literally every game ever to believe it's frame drops, so it makes every input feel laggy when it really isn't. I'm sure it's something I'll get used to but it's just really weird.

I do not like the meshing of 10FPS animation with 60fps everything else. I've been coded by literally every game ever to believe it's frame drops, so it makes every input feel laggy when it really isn't. I'm sure it's something I'll get used to but it's just really weird.

Christina Tasty

39,755 Aufrufe • vor 28 Tagen

I feel like there was a point in time when we started pointing at laughing at this style of writing. When is the "MCU style writing/fake improv" amnesty? What year are we calling it? Between this game and Forspoken.

I feel like there was a point in time when we started pointing at laughing at this style of writing. When is the "MCU style writing/fake improv" amnesty? What year are we calling it? Between this game and Forspoken.

Christina Tasty

338,914 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

The biggest crime of whatever the fuck this is, is that the slurping tongues get a framerate that doesn't make it look like a slideshow.

The biggest crime of whatever the fuck this is, is that the slurping tongues get a framerate that doesn't make it look like a slideshow.

Christina Tasty

17,286 Aufrufe • vor 28 Tagen

There's probably tons of people who'd happily listen to Fanboy talk about this stuff for half an hour. I love this scene, even if you could say it's aged poorly in a nice way. You just know Fanboy's podcast would be raking in the numbers.

There's probably tons of people who'd happily listen to Fanboy talk about this stuff for half an hour. I love this scene, even if you could say it's aged poorly in a nice way. You just know Fanboy's podcast would be raking in the numbers.

Christina Tasty

227,927 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Even on Good playthroughs I join the Temple of Shadows just for the quest where you eat five baby chicks. The performance from the guy playing Tarquin where he's literally gagging and spitting is top tier and makes me giggle.

Even on Good playthroughs I join the Temple of Shadows just for the quest where you eat five baby chicks. The performance from the guy playing Tarquin where he's literally gagging and spitting is top tier and makes me giggle.

Christina Tasty

38,366 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

This game is peak. This scene is peak. Everything about this wouldn't work in most modern games but it hits here. It's fun and I unashamedly like it. It's great.

This game is peak. This scene is peak. Everything about this wouldn't work in most modern games but it hits here. It's fun and I unashamedly like it. It's great.

Christina Tasty

96,681 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Sort Of Live reaction to Life Is Strange's Very Subtle Visual Story Telling

Sort Of Live reaction to Life Is Strange's Very Subtle Visual Story Telling

Christina Tasty

19,419 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

It's not exactly ground breaking but I'm surprised it isn't so much discussed as an option to at least appease those freaking out over such content any more. Brutal Legend is so far one of the only games I've seen do it in such a natural fashion. They even had it for gore, too.

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It's not exactly ground breaking but I'm surprised it isn't so much discussed as an option to at least appease those freaking out over such content any more. Brutal Legend is so far one of the only games I've seen do it in such a natural fashion. They even had it for gore, too.

Christina Tasty

53,067 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

I left Chloe on some train tracks and this happened.

I left Chloe on some train tracks and this happened.

Christina Tasty

74,248 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

I have stopped playing Borderlands The Pre-Sequel.

I have stopped playing Borderlands The Pre-Sequel.

Christina Tasty

42,475 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Yeah, this game still has the sauce.

Yeah, this game still has the sauce.

Christina Tasty

15,022 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten