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There is too much whimsy in this game. It sickens me. Why are they all clapping? Only one of them is wearing headphones.

There is too much whimsy in this game. It sickens me. Why are they all clapping? Only one of them is wearing headphones.

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As someone who also played the game, this character development ends up happening whether you play the side quest or not and you have no say in the matter. It's WORSE there's no actual point. It was going to happen without your say so and the game demands you participate.

As someone who also played the game, this character development ends up happening whether you play the side quest or not and you have no say in the matter. It's WORSE there's no actual point. It was going to happen without your say so and the game demands you participate.

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I laughed at this part.

I laughed at this part.

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"Blazer!" "No, Invisigal!" Me, the enlightened one:

"Blazer!" "No, Invisigal!" Me, the enlightened one:

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A dating sim where you romance objects?

A dating sim where you romance objects?

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Today I will remind you all that, if Taash dies, Isabela doesn't care about any of that any more.

Today I will remind you all that, if Taash dies, Isabela doesn't care about any of that any more.

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I went down the Leigh Alexander rabbithole, and it turns out she wrote for Thirsty Suitors. I present to you real dialogue from when I played Thirsty Suitors.

I went down the Leigh Alexander rabbithole, and it turns out she wrote for Thirsty Suitors. I present to you real dialogue from when I played Thirsty Suitors.

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They just don't make them like they used to...

They just don't make them like they used to...

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This was the only part of the game which elicited a strong emotion out of me. Like an audible "Oh my god" came out my mouth hole. Amanda was side-lined by the writers and it's legit heart breaking hearing this considering the writers gave us no chance to make her happy.

This was the only part of the game which elicited a strong emotion out of me. Like an audible "Oh my god" came out my mouth hole. Amanda was side-lined by the writers and it's legit heart breaking hearing this considering the writers gave us no chance to make her happy.

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Explaining why I, personally, hate Mixtape in just under 3 minutes of totally uninterrupted "gameplay" (Spoilers):

Explaining why I, personally, hate Mixtape in just under 3 minutes of totally uninterrupted "gameplay" (Spoilers):

Christina Tasty

18,972,885 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

This game has made me laugh several times, but it's always because they try to become poignant and it just ends up looking really goofy and it's making me laugh way too hard. Like what in the art school is this? You aren't Edith Finch.

This game has made me laugh several times, but it's always because they try to become poignant and it just ends up looking really goofy and it's making me laugh way too hard. Like what in the art school is this? You aren't Edith Finch.

Christina Tasty

1,892,056 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

Eh, I did it better IMO

Eh, I did it better IMO

Christina Tasty

1,739,013 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

bbno$ is basically the human embodiment of this clip. He just does things because it's from the internet.

bbno$ is basically the human embodiment of this clip. He just does things because it's from the internet.

Christina Tasty

1,385,410 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

As well as being an amazing actor, Tim Curry was one of my all time favourite voice actors. The guy was really up there in terms of voice talent. Guy didn't know any level other than 11/10. Like here, every single syllable, and I mean every single one, is an utter delight. RIP.

As well as being an amazing actor, Tim Curry was one of my all time favourite voice actors. The guy was really up there in terms of voice talent. Guy didn't know any level other than 11/10. Like here, every single syllable, and I mean every single one, is an utter delight. RIP.

Christina Tasty

48,905 görüntüleme • 8 gün önce

I love how the games biggest, non-pornographic cultural impact was an awakening moment for people that games glazed as the greatest thing ever can just be "meh" and created resentment over "games are art" because of it. How many people were tricked by Adam Sessler's word salad?

I love how the games biggest, non-pornographic cultural impact was an awakening moment for people that games glazed as the greatest thing ever can just be "meh" and created resentment over "games are art" because of it. How many people were tricked by Adam Sessler's word salad?

Christina Tasty

809,459 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce

I say this whenever Fanboy from Freakazoid comes up, but I'd be a dirty liar if I said I wouldn't listen to their podcasts or watch their YouTube channels.

I say this whenever Fanboy from Freakazoid comes up, but I'd be a dirty liar if I said I wouldn't listen to their podcasts or watch their YouTube channels.

Christina Tasty

199,622 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

Back in 2009, Brutal Legend introduced an adequate solution to censorship. Make it an option.

Back in 2009, Brutal Legend introduced an adequate solution to censorship. Make it an option.

Christina Tasty

1,258,891 görüntüleme • 1 yıl önce

I feel like there was a point in time when we started pointing at laughing at this style of writing. When is the "MCU style writing/fake improv" amnesty? What year are we calling it? Between this game and Forspoken.

I feel like there was a point in time when we started pointing at laughing at this style of writing. When is the "MCU style writing/fake improv" amnesty? What year are we calling it? Between this game and Forspoken.

Christina Tasty

339,014 görüntüleme • 1 yıl önce

MGS4 being re-released means an entire new generation will get to experience Meryl asking Johnny to marry her in the most batshit insane way possible.

MGS4 being re-released means an entire new generation will get to experience Meryl asking Johnny to marry her in the most batshit insane way possible.

Christina Tasty

186,465 görüntüleme • 6 ay önce

You know my favourite thing about this clip? This doesn't just happen with the Ancient Elven Gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain It happens with "Nadas Dirthalen". It happens with "Gingerwort". It happens with fucking coffee. Almost every companion has an "Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain"

You know my favourite thing about this clip? This doesn't just happen with the Ancient Elven Gods Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain It happens with "Nadas Dirthalen". It happens with "Gingerwort". It happens with fucking coffee. Almost every companion has an "Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain"

Christina Tasty

126,201 görüntüleme • 4 ay önce

I do not like the meshing of 10FPS animation with 60fps everything else. I've been coded by literally every game ever to believe it's frame drops, so it makes every input feel laggy when it really isn't. I'm sure it's something I'll get used to but it's just really weird.

I do not like the meshing of 10FPS animation with 60fps everything else. I've been coded by literally every game ever to believe it's frame drops, so it makes every input feel laggy when it really isn't. I'm sure it's something I'll get used to but it's just really weird.

Christina Tasty

39,893 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce

First question you ask Hainly on your first meeting, just blurts out every intimate detail to you like the writers are personally expecting a GLAAD award to materialise on their desk.

First question you ask Hainly on your first meeting, just blurts out every intimate detail to you like the writers are personally expecting a GLAAD award to materialise on their desk.

Christina Tasty

20,496 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

Even on Good playthroughs I join the Temple of Shadows just for the quest where you eat five baby chicks. The performance from the guy playing Tarquin where he's literally gagging and spitting is top tier and makes me giggle.

Even on Good playthroughs I join the Temple of Shadows just for the quest where you eat five baby chicks. The performance from the guy playing Tarquin where he's literally gagging and spitting is top tier and makes me giggle.

Christina Tasty

38,366 görüntüleme • 7 ay önce

I left Chloe on some train tracks and this happened.

I left Chloe on some train tracks and this happened.

Christina Tasty

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I have stopped playing Borderlands The Pre-Sequel.

I have stopped playing Borderlands The Pre-Sequel.

Christina Tasty

42,475 görüntüleme • 1 yıl önce

The biggest crime of whatever the fuck this is, is that the slurping tongues get a framerate that doesn't make it look like a slideshow.

The biggest crime of whatever the fuck this is, is that the slurping tongues get a framerate that doesn't make it look like a slideshow.

Christina Tasty

17,286 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce