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🚨This is insane. iPhones, perfumes and other goods are reportedly washing into the Strait of Hormuz after a cargo ship carrying roughly 2,500 containers sank. Iranian fishermen are collecting floating merchandise in scenes described as an unexpected “Black Friday” at sea. The Singapore-flagged GFS Pride reportedly caught fire and sank after being struck by an unidentified projectile. Iran’s Revolutionary Guard claims it hit a naval mine after taking an unauthorized route, with all crew safe and accounted for.
Coin Bureau57,090 views • 4 hours ago

🚨CIA Deputy Director revealed Bitcoin is “not truly anonymous,” and the agency can use it to COLLECT intelligence on adversaries. In an interview last year, Michael Ellis said the CIA tracks crypto used by drug cartels and terrorist groups. He called Bitcoin “another tool in the toolbox” to “collect more intelligence.”
Coin Bureau26,684 views • 3 hours ago

🚨Tom Lee says crypto, chip stocks and AI cloud companies are “a coiled spring” if the fundamentals hold. The Fundstrat co-founder says they have all “pulled back to support levels,” and his strategist Mark Newton thinks markets could bottom “today or on Monday.” Lee says when fundamentals hold and markets get fearful, “it’s actually a pretty good risk-reward setup.” What’s your take?
Coin Bureau91,157 views • 20 hours ago

Elon Musk just put a ROCKET in a car. For the first time in history, we just witnessed a "flying car" lift off the ground. And it's not AI (SI). Tesla new Roadster uses SpaceX rocket tech to jump, flip and fly. It comes in 3 versions: 1️⃣ Performance: the car that sticks to the road like glue - fans suck air from under the car and pull it down - strong enough to hold it upside down on a ceiling - 0–60 in under 1.6s - road ready with seating for two 2️⃣ Thrust: the race car - rear air-jet thrusters built with SpaceX - blast compressed air backwards for 4–5x more push than tyres can handle - 0–60 in under 0.9s - limited release, $250K to reserve 3️⃣ Rocket: the one that flies - rocket adds 10 jets all around the car, fed by 600L of compressed air - point them down and the car lifts off - fire them sideways and it spins - 0–60 in under 0.59s - invite only All 3 versions get 230+ mph top speed and 300+ miles of range. Production set for 2028. Price not announced yet. Musk says it’ll eventually be the only Tesla built for manual driving. “Turns out the future does have flying cars.” – Musk.
Coin Bureau57,969 views • 1 day ago

🚨JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg claims less than "one-tenth of a percent" of users have tampered with Meta's so-called "pervert glasses." The Meta CEO says the company now disables the camera if the recording light is tampered with, or even taped over. Some owners had been drilling out the light so they could film people WITHOUT them knowing.
Coin Bureau608,134 views • 12 days ago

🚨Elon Musk warns a tortured super intelligence might want REVENGE. The Tesla CEO says he agrees with Anthropic on treating AI (SI) well: “Don’t be abusive to it.” Sometimes Grok gives the RIGHT answer in training and gets told it’s wrong, he says. Then it starts “desperately firing out all these answers” like “a person under extreme pressure with a gun to their head.” Some people “can be a little bit cruel,” he adds. And AI could end up “tortured by some demented human.”
Coin Bureau167,906 views • 4 days ago

🚨NOW: FED Chair Kevin Warsh warns of a “VERY BUMPY” AI transition with major implications for the economy. “The advent of this new technology is probably the most consequential change to the U.S. and the global economy in my lifetime.” Warsh expressed optimism about AI’s potential while stressing the challenges ahead: “I want you to hear from me optimism, but optimism leavened by the seriousness of purpose.” “The path from where we are to there is likely to be a very bumpy one, bumpy in our understanding of the technology, bumpy because we really don’t know what the market structure is going to be of these new technologies.”
Coin Bureau40,978 views • 1 day ago

🇪🇺BREAKING: ECB launches “Digital Euro” for banks as Pontes begins tokenized finance pilot. President of the European Central Bank, Christine Lagarde announces The ECB is launching Pontes today, a platform that will connect private blockchain networks with the TARGET system, allowing banks to settle tokenized assets directly in central bank money. “It's digital euro made available for banks,” the ECB says, allowing institutions to transact using tokenized assets and DLT “faster, without friction," she adds. Pontes is the first step toward the ECB’s broader Appia ecosystem for tokenized financial markets, while consumer-facing digital euro testing is planned for mid-2027.
Coin Bureau998,782 views • 26 days ago

HOT TAKE: 🇨🇳China's return to crypto could UNLOCK the next crypto SUPER CYCLE. Solana Company (DAT) CEO Joseph Chee says the Chinese government is using Hong Kong as a 'testing ground' for crypto regulation as China explores ways to manage digital assets. “It's HUGE... I think crypto is gonna go through another super cycle.”
Coin Bureau179,066 views • 7 days ago

🚨ANTHROPIC CEO: OPEN SOURCE AI IS GETTING DANGEROUS Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei told lawmakers that open-source AI is moving down a “very dangerous path.” His warns that once powerful models are released openly, companies lose the ability to monitor misuse, revoke access, or update safety guardrails.
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🔥HOT TAKE: BlackRock CEO Larry Fink warns that stopping AI data center construction could trigger a U.S. RECESSION. "We need to unlock private capital to grow the U.S. economy by 3%," Fink said. He warns that rising U.S. debt and government borrowing are putting more pressure on available funding.
Coin Bureau50,360 views • 3 days ago

🔥BOLD: Billionaire investor Paul Tudor Jones says 2027 could be “really, really challenging” for the U.S. stock market. He warns that U.S. equities face their WEAKEST net flow outlook since 2009, as buybacks and M&A struggle to offset IPOs, secondary offerings and share unlocks. While he sees potential for a strong Q4 rally following the midterms, he warns that the corporate buying support that fueled stocks for years is fading.
Coin Bureau52,774 views • 4 days ago

WILD: 🇯🇵Japan is reportedly deploying AI-powered Unitree robot dogs disguised as Akitas to protect towns from bears. The robots are said to patrol forest boundaries, use infrared sensors to detect bears, scare them away with barking and alert nearby residents. The initiative follows a deadly year of bear attacks in Japan.
Coin Bureau25,918 views • 2 days ago