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🇩🇪🇱🇺 Co-founder & CEO @seedor_io & @bitsurance_ 👈 FOLLOW On the board: • @terahash_space • @_einundzwanzig_

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When you see bears get rekt 😌

When you see bears get rekt 😌

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It do be like this.

It do be like this.

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"Trust me Mechanic — I knew BIP110 would lead to a chainsplit. Now watch me adjust the difficulty and make the Bitaxes go... *pounds his chest* thump thump next block." BIP110 is a Fugazi.

"Trust me Mechanic — I knew BIP110 would lead to a chainsplit. Now watch me adjust the difficulty and make the Bitaxes go... pounds his chest thump thump next block." BIP110 is a Fugazi.

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We can pinpoint the moment Mechanic's heart broke 🥲

We can pinpoint the moment Mechanic's heart broke 🥲

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How Dathon Ohm cooked up BIP110:

How Dathon Ohm cooked up BIP110:

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Congratulations Luke, you've forked yourself to the next level.

Congratulations Luke, you've forked yourself to the next level.

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TREAT YOURSELF! Bitcoin hit a milestone when I was in Switzerland 🇨🇭 here is what I bought!

TREAT YOURSELF! Bitcoin hit a milestone when I was in Switzerland 🇨🇭 here is what I bought!

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Cypherphunk Summer is imminent. Fork around and find out.

Cypherphunk Summer is imminent. Fork around and find out.

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My node filtering the mempool spam, like:

My node filtering the mempool spam, like:

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Actual footage of a knots node filtering valid blocks from going into the mempool 😱

Actual footage of a knots node filtering valid blocks from going into the mempool 😱

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Who else gets to board #quantum airline with me?

Who else gets to board #quantum airline with me?

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Watch a guy dressed like a UPS driver knock himself in the head with a hammer rebound at the Invity.io booth:

Watch a guy dressed like a UPS driver knock himself in the head with a hammer rebound at the Invity.io booth:

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The last thing we need is competitors dunking on @ledger to score cheap marketing points. If retirement attacks are possible, this threatens all of self-custody. Today it's your competitor. Tomorrow it could be you.

The last thing we need is competitors dunking on @ledger to score cheap marketing points. If retirement attacks are possible, this threatens all of self-custody. Today it's your competitor. Tomorrow it could be you.

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63,240 views • 3 days ago

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160,955 views • 2 months ago

When Bitcoin hits $100k again, I won't need to check a price chart. I'll know from Michael Saylor's vibes alone...

When Bitcoin hits $100k again, I won't need to check a price chart. I'll know from Michael Saylor's vibes alone...

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50,760 views • 25 days ago

When people tell Michael Saylor that he has enough Bitcoin:

When people tell Michael Saylor that he has enough Bitcoin:

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26,802 views • 12 days ago

After Luke did the old proof-of-work switcheroo, he was shocked to find there wasn't an army of Blake 2b miners standing by to mine his shitcoin:

After Luke did the old proof-of-work switcheroo, he was shocked to find there wasn't an army of Blake 2b miners standing by to mine his shitcoin:

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67,765 views • 2 months ago

New A24 Documentary by Nathan Fielder and the Bugle. Featuring Luke Dashjr. Only in mempools this October.

New A24 Documentary by Nathan Fielder and the Bugle. Featuring Luke Dashjr. Only in mempools this October.

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18,896 views • 1 month ago

Trying to 'fix spam' with BIP444 is misguided: this fork is slow, costly, coordination-heavy & easy to evade, while spammers adapt instantly. The fork would launch obsolete on day 1, worsen Bitcoin for real users, and trap supporters in an endless, unwinnable cat-and-mouse game.

Trying to 'fix spam' with BIP444 is misguided: this fork is slow, costly, coordination-heavy & easy to evade, while spammers adapt instantly. The fork would launch obsolete on day 1, worsen Bitcoin for real users, and trap supporters in an endless, unwinnable cat-and-mouse game.

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60,792 views • 11 months ago

There is no second best $STRC

There is no second best $STRC

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34,836 views • 5 months ago

Morgen ist es soweit! Meldet euch an und seid beim kostenfreien Webinar rundum Verwahrung und Vererbung dabei!

Morgen ist es soweit! Meldet euch an und seid beim kostenfreien Webinar rundum Verwahrung und Vererbung dabei!

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38,037 views • 7 months ago

In his latest stream, Mechanic compared BIP110 to someone threatening to throw a grenade into a wedding unless their demands are met. Since then, many of his followers have embraced the "grenade" analogy. Here's how I think that story actually ends.

In his latest stream, Mechanic compared BIP110 to someone threatening to throw a grenade into a wedding unless their demands are met. Since then, many of his followers have embraced the "grenade" analogy. Here's how I think that story actually ends.

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17,583 views • 2 months ago

Dear Knut, please consider inviting Hugo, Kevin Loaec 🧙‍♂️🐟, or Ben Kaufman to explain why inheritance and decaying/ expanding multisig are not edge cases, but deeply monetary use cases. If I share a wallet with a business partner, I do not want our company's bitcoin to become unspendable if I die in a plane crash. If I designate someone as my heir, I do not want them to be able to rug me while I am still alive. Miniscript enables timelocked recovery paths, backup keys, and truly trustless inheritance setups for the very first time. That is money behaving like money across time, death, and human failure.

Dear Knut, please consider inviting Hugo, Kevin Loaec 🧙‍♂️🐟, or Ben Kaufman to explain why inheritance and decaying/ expanding multisig are not edge cases, but deeply monetary use cases. If I share a wallet with a business partner, I do not want our company's bitcoin to become unspendable if I die in a plane crash. If I designate someone as my heir, I do not want them to be able to rug me while I am still alive. Miniscript enables timelocked recovery paths, backup keys, and truly trustless inheritance setups for the very first time. That is money behaving like money across time, death, and human failure.

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24,544 views • 5 months ago

Europe catching up to U.S. Al by simply not banning better Chinese models without guardrails:

Europe catching up to U.S. Al by simply not banning better Chinese models without guardrails:

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14,559 views • 2 months ago

Same guy btw This is correct: This is incorrect: 😊👍 🫵😂

Same guy btw This is correct: This is incorrect: 😊👍 🫵😂

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13,969 views • 3 months ago

Let's help him find these servers, here is one. Do you have another one? Keep the thread going

Let's help him find these servers, here is one. Do you have another one? Keep the thread going

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16,238 views • 6 months ago

Bitcoin doesn't break under pressure but it exposes who misunderstands it. It has outlasted every personality convinced it should bend to their will. Gavin, Hearn, Ver, Craig,... and it will outlast spam too. Don't let theatrical panic bait you into a purity chain split built on arguments that dissolve under scrutiny. My faith in the free market is unwavering. Markets test. Time filters. Bitcoin endures. Tick tock… next block.

Bitcoin doesn't break under pressure but it exposes who misunderstands it. It has outlasted every personality convinced it should bend to their will. Gavin, Hearn, Ver, Craig,... and it will outlast spam too. Don't let theatrical panic bait you into a purity chain split built on arguments that dissolve under scrutiny. My faith in the free market is unwavering. Markets test. Time filters. Bitcoin endures. Tick tock… next block.

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19,389 views • 8 months ago

Thanks bitcoin++ @ berlin, october 1-3 🇩🇪 for sponsoring our romantic gondola ride! Get your Knots or Core hat at The Bitcoin Conference merch booth in Vegas!

Thanks bitcoin++ @ berlin, october 1-3 🇩🇪 for sponsoring our romantic gondola ride! Get your Knots or Core hat at The Bitcoin Conference merch booth in Vegas!

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14,204 views • 5 months ago

Stell dir vor: Jemand erstellt ein KI-Video und zeigt deinen Ausweis vor - und zack, deine Bitcoin sind weg. Es ist nur eine Frage der Zeit, bis sowas passiert. 👉 Nimm deine Bitcoin von der Börse. Jetzt.

Stell dir vor: Jemand erstellt ein KI-Video und zeigt deinen Ausweis vor - und zack, deine Bitcoin sind weg. Es ist nur eine Frage der Zeit, bis sowas passiert. 👉 Nimm deine Bitcoin von der Börse. Jetzt.

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25,751 views • 1 year ago

Name one thing I can't buy with Bitcoin. I'll wait. 😤

Name one thing I can't buy with Bitcoin. I'll wait. 😤

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14,657 views • 8 months ago