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"Trust me Mechanic — I knew BIP110 would lead to a chainsplit. Now watch me adjust the difficulty and make the Bitaxes go... *pounds his chest* thump thump next block." BIP110 is a Fugazi.

"Trust me Mechanic — I knew BIP110 would lead to a chainsplit. Now watch me adjust the difficulty and make the Bitaxes go... pounds his chest thump thump next block." BIP110 is a Fugazi.

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It do be like this.

It do be like this.

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How Dathon Ohm cooked up BIP110:

How Dathon Ohm cooked up BIP110:

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Congratulations Luke, you've forked yourself to the next level.

Congratulations Luke, you've forked yourself to the next level.

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tHe BlUe cHecK iS miSsiNg Elon Musk's account is verified since 3000 BCE make of that as you will... 🤣

tHe BlUe cHecK iS miSsiNg Elon Musk's account is verified since 3000 BCE make of that as you will... 🤣

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Cypherphunk Summer is imminent. Fork around and find out.

Cypherphunk Summer is imminent. Fork around and find out.

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TREAT YOURSELF! Bitcoin hit a milestone when I was in Switzerland 🇨🇭 here is what I bought!

TREAT YOURSELF! Bitcoin hit a milestone when I was in Switzerland 🇨🇭 here is what I bought!

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My node filtering the mempool spam, like:

My node filtering the mempool spam, like:

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Actual footage of a knots node filtering valid blocks from going into the mempool 😱

Actual footage of a knots node filtering valid blocks from going into the mempool 😱

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Watch a guy dressed like a UPS driver knock himself in the head with a hammer rebound at the Invity.io booth:

Watch a guy dressed like a UPS driver knock himself in the head with a hammer rebound at the Invity.io booth:

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Who else gets to board #quantum airline with me?

Who else gets to board #quantum airline with me?

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After Luke did the old proof-of-work switcheroo, he was shocked to find there wasn't an army of Blake 2b miners standing by to mine his shitcoin:

After Luke did the old proof-of-work switcheroo, he was shocked to find there wasn't an army of Blake 2b miners standing by to mine his shitcoin:

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In his latest stream, Mechanic compared BIP110 to someone threatening to throw a grenade into a wedding unless their demands are met. Since then, many of his followers have embraced the "grenade" analogy. Here's how I think that story actually ends.

In his latest stream, Mechanic compared BIP110 to someone threatening to throw a grenade into a wedding unless their demands are met. Since then, many of his followers have embraced the "grenade" analogy. Here's how I think that story actually ends.

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Europe catching up to U.S. Al by simply not banning better Chinese models without guardrails:

Europe catching up to U.S. Al by simply not banning better Chinese models without guardrails:

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There is no second best $STRC

There is no second best $STRC

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Trying to 'fix spam' with BIP444 is misguided: this fork is slow, costly, coordination-heavy & easy to evade, while spammers adapt instantly. The fork would launch obsolete on day 1, worsen Bitcoin for real users, and trap supporters in an endless, unwinnable cat-and-mouse game.

Trying to 'fix spam' with BIP444 is misguided: this fork is slow, costly, coordination-heavy & easy to evade, while spammers adapt instantly. The fork would launch obsolete on day 1, worsen Bitcoin for real users, and trap supporters in an endless, unwinnable cat-and-mouse game.

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Morgen ist es soweit! Meldet euch an und seid beim kostenfreien Webinar rundum Verwahrung und Vererbung dabei!

Morgen ist es soweit! Meldet euch an und seid beim kostenfreien Webinar rundum Verwahrung und Vererbung dabei!

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Dear Knut, please consider inviting Hugo, Kevin Loaec 🧙‍♂️🐟, or Ben Kaufman to explain why inheritance and decaying/ expanding multisig are not edge cases, but deeply monetary use cases. If I share a wallet with a business partner, I do not want our company's bitcoin to become unspendable if I die in a plane crash. If I designate someone as my heir, I do not want them to be able to rug me while I am still alive. Miniscript enables timelocked recovery paths, backup keys, and truly trustless inheritance setups for the very first time. That is money behaving like money across time, death, and human failure.

Dear Knut, please consider inviting Hugo, Kevin Loaec 🧙‍♂️🐟, or Ben Kaufman to explain why inheritance and decaying/ expanding multisig are not edge cases, but deeply monetary use cases. If I share a wallet with a business partner, I do not want our company's bitcoin to become unspendable if I die in a plane crash. If I designate someone as my heir, I do not want them to be able to rug me while I am still alive. Miniscript enables timelocked recovery paths, backup keys, and truly trustless inheritance setups for the very first time. That is money behaving like money across time, death, and human failure.

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Same guy btw This is correct: This is incorrect: 😊👍 🫵😂

Same guy btw This is correct: This is incorrect: 😊👍 🫵😂

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Let's help him find these servers, here is one. Do you have another one? Keep the thread going

Let's help him find these servers, here is one. Do you have another one? Keep the thread going

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Bitcoin doesn't break under pressure but it exposes who misunderstands it. It has outlasted every personality convinced it should bend to their will. Gavin, Hearn, Ver, Craig,... and it will outlast spam too. Don't let theatrical panic bait you into a purity chain split built on arguments that dissolve under scrutiny. My faith in the free market is unwavering. Markets test. Time filters. Bitcoin endures. Tick tock… next block.

Bitcoin doesn't break under pressure but it exposes who misunderstands it. It has outlasted every personality convinced it should bend to their will. Gavin, Hearn, Ver, Craig,... and it will outlast spam too. Don't let theatrical panic bait you into a purity chain split built on arguments that dissolve under scrutiny. My faith in the free market is unwavering. Markets test. Time filters. Bitcoin endures. Tick tock… next block.

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Thanks bitcoin++ @ toronto, july 22-24 🇨🇦 for sponsoring our romantic gondola ride! Get your Knots or Core hat at The Bitcoin Conference merch booth in Vegas!

Thanks bitcoin++ @ toronto, july 22-24 🇨🇦 for sponsoring our romantic gondola ride! Get your Knots or Core hat at The Bitcoin Conference merch booth in Vegas!

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Stell dir vor: Jemand erstellt ein KI-Video und zeigt deinen Ausweis vor - und zack, deine Bitcoin sind weg. Es ist nur eine Frage der Zeit, bis sowas passiert. 👉 Nimm deine Bitcoin von der Börse. Jetzt.

Stell dir vor: Jemand erstellt ein KI-Video und zeigt deinen Ausweis vor - und zack, deine Bitcoin sind weg. Es ist nur eine Frage der Zeit, bis sowas passiert. 👉 Nimm deine Bitcoin von der Börse. Jetzt.

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Name one thing I can't buy with Bitcoin. I'll wait. 😤

Name one thing I can't buy with Bitcoin. I'll wait. 😤

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Eye-opening: Chris thinks removing the OP_RETURN cap allows bigger fake pubkeys 🤡 Citrea planned to use fake pubkeys, which would've hurt nodes and nobody could have stopped - so Core devs removed the OP_RETURN limit to offer a less harmful option. He 💯 agrees with Core 🤣

Eye-opening: Chris thinks removing the OP_RETURN cap allows bigger fake pubkeys 🤡 Citrea planned to use fake pubkeys, which would've hurt nodes and nobody could have stopped - so Core devs removed the OP_RETURN limit to offer a less harmful option. He 💯 agrees with Core 🤣

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Warum würde irgendjemand auf Frank 'Lilium' Thelen hören? Let him HFSP sunnydecree

Warum würde irgendjemand auf Frank 'Lilium' Thelen hören? Let him HFSP sunnydecree

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Daha fazla içerik yok.