coleman spilde

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i am just a guy who does a lot of stuff. senior culture writer & critic at @salon (prev. critic @thedailybeast).

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her voice suddenly splitting in two?

Her infectious ebullient joy. Meanwhile two songs earlier she’s asking who Debi Mazar is. When people ask “why would I ever pay $5 to watch Ajay react to something” well I think it’s bc there’s something special to her being purely interested in whether the music moves her.

This being that clip of family guy where lois says “9/11 was bad”

sarah paulson’s dialogue on all’s fair is exclusively half-baked, nearly unintelligible insults, but after spending the first episode and a half lamenting how badly hair and makeup fucked up glenn close, this read got a nice little laugh outta me

amazing line reading by lohan here

watched the season premiere of real housewives of atlanta after taking a gummy and this jump scare ghostly editing threw me for a loop and made me laugh so hard i started wheezing

the madonna and sabrina song

people who have never written a word professionally in their life when they say things are poorly written just because they don’t agree

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Jimmy casually transitioning into the next topic as if she didn’t reveal something truly bananas is killing me

“sue me i want to be wanted” such a beautifully brazen, open-hearted embrace of naked human desire in all its mortifying glory, succinctly scribbled into one brilliant line. she’s god to me for this song alone….and that’s not even to mention thirst trap

hate to be the gay guy who screamed out loud when chloë sevigny stepped out of a car smoking a cigarette in the new charli xcx video but i who am i kidding it’s exactly what i live and breathe for

andy cohen being the one to break the news of david lynch’s passing to patricia arquette (or at least the first person to speak with her about it publicly) and saying “i was wondering if any of you worked with him…” don’t piss me off

that time of year for an old favorite

can’t stop thinking about the basement jaxx needle drop that bookends the first film. perfect choice. they don’t, can’t, and won’t make em like this anymore.

The intros for each week’s episode of The Soup being the late 2000s’ prototype for the modern out-of-context clip account, or adding an unrelated gif of garcelle beauvais to a tweet.

Does anyone else think about when Monster was featured in the album trailer for The Fame Monster

watching clips of real housewives of potomac’s own stacey rusch peddling qvc crap and almost had a lung collapse at the way she advertised this royal blue turtleneck tunic with festival camel embroidery

Made a full rupaul love sensation edit because 22 seconds wasn’t enough for me. Enjoy at your leisure.

I, I WANNA DIE. I WISH I LIVED A DIFFERENT LIFE, I LOST THE TIME. CAN’T GET IT BACK AND SO I CRY ALL DAY AND NIGHT.

everyone talking about kim’s “not kourtney” group chat on the premiere of the kardashians but not enough people mentioning the two-minute sequence where khloé explains her deathly fear of whales over an intense orchestral score

still just love how explosive and insecure “sympathy is a knife” is. loud, abrasive and upset. total vulnerability that isn’t masquerading as superiority. probably one of the great modern song metaphors.

started life with la toya and every single scene is this spectacularly trecartin-esque

why oh why did i just find out tonight that kim gordon’s entrance in ‘boarding gate’ is her stomping into a room and sternly speaking fluent cantonese

her WHAT?????

still in awe that hacks had thee julianne nicholson playing a skinny jeans-wearing tiktok mom doing an entire absurdly literal dance routine to 143-era katy perry. perhaps one of the most damning indictments of mass-appeal contemporary pop culture i’ve seen yet.

and funnily enough this horribly disorganized and pedestrian album cover matches the positively ear-splitting music so, in that way, it’s actually a job well done!

everything from her saying “wait what does that mean?” timed perfectly on the melody to “wipe away the residue” to each micro discovery after. golden.