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i am just a guy who does a lot of stuff. senior culture writer & critic at @salon (prev. critic @thedailybeast).

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This being that clip of family guy where lois says “9/11 was bad”

This being that clip of family guy where lois says “9/11 was bad”

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her voice suddenly splitting in two?

her voice suddenly splitting in two?

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sarah paulson’s dialogue on all’s fair is exclusively half-baked, nearly unintelligible insults, but after spending the first episode and a half lamenting how badly hair and makeup fucked up glenn close, this read got a nice little laugh outta me

sarah paulson’s dialogue on all’s fair is exclusively half-baked, nearly unintelligible insults, but after spending the first episode and a half lamenting how badly hair and makeup fucked up glenn close, this read got a nice little laugh outta me

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obsessed with the producer of demi moore’s cbs sunday morning segment apparently screen recording a clip from st. elmo’s fire and leaving the cursor in finished segment

obsessed with the producer of demi moore’s cbs sunday morning segment apparently screen recording a clip from st. elmo’s fire and leaving the cursor in finished segment

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watched the season premiere of real housewives of atlanta after taking a gummy and this jump scare ghostly editing threw me for a loop and made me laugh so hard i started wheezing

watched the season premiere of real housewives of atlanta after taking a gummy and this jump scare ghostly editing threw me for a loop and made me laugh so hard i started wheezing

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amazing line reading by lohan here

amazing line reading by lohan here

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the madonna and sabrina song

the madonna and sabrina song

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people who have never written a word professionally in their life when they say things are poorly written just because they don’t agree

people who have never written a word professionally in their life when they say things are poorly written just because they don’t agree

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Jimmy casually transitioning into the next topic as if she didn’t reveal something truly bananas is killing me

Jimmy casually transitioning into the next topic as if she didn’t reveal something truly bananas is killing me

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“sue me i want to be wanted” such a beautifully brazen, open-hearted embrace of naked human desire in all its mortifying glory, succinctly scribbled into one brilliant line. she’s god to me for this song alone….and that’s not even to mention thirst trap

“sue me i want to be wanted” such a beautifully brazen, open-hearted embrace of naked human desire in all its mortifying glory, succinctly scribbled into one brilliant line. she’s god to me for this song alone….and that’s not even to mention thirst trap

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Does anyone else think about when Monster was featured in the album trailer for The Fame Monster

Does anyone else think about when Monster was featured in the album trailer for The Fame Monster

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hate to be the gay guy who screamed out loud when chloë sevigny stepped out of a car smoking a cigarette in the new charli xcx video but i who am i kidding it’s exactly what i live and breathe for

hate to be the gay guy who screamed out loud when chloë sevigny stepped out of a car smoking a cigarette in the new charli xcx video but i who am i kidding it’s exactly what i live and breathe for

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andy cohen being the one to break the news of david lynch’s passing to patricia arquette (or at least the first person to speak with her about it publicly) and saying “i was wondering if any of you worked with him…” don’t piss me off

andy cohen being the one to break the news of david lynch’s passing to patricia arquette (or at least the first person to speak with her about it publicly) and saying “i was wondering if any of you worked with him…” don’t piss me off

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that time of year for an old favorite

that time of year for an old favorite

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can’t stop thinking about the basement jaxx needle drop that bookends the first film. perfect choice. they don’t, can’t, and won’t make em like this anymore.

can’t stop thinking about the basement jaxx needle drop that bookends the first film. perfect choice. they don’t, can’t, and won’t make em like this anymore.

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I, I WANNA DIE. I WISH I LIVED A DIFFERENT LIFE, I LOST THE TIME. CAN’T GET IT BACK AND SO I CRY ALL DAY AND NIGHT.

I, I WANNA DIE. I WISH I LIVED A DIFFERENT LIFE, I LOST THE TIME. CAN’T GET IT BACK AND SO I CRY ALL DAY AND NIGHT.

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watching clips of real housewives of potomac’s own stacey rusch peddling qvc crap and almost had a lung collapse at the way she advertised this royal blue turtleneck tunic with festival camel embroidery

watching clips of real housewives of potomac’s own stacey rusch peddling qvc crap and almost had a lung collapse at the way she advertised this royal blue turtleneck tunic with festival camel embroidery

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started life with la toya and every single scene is this spectacularly trecartin-esque

started life with la toya and every single scene is this spectacularly trecartin-esque

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everyone talking about kim’s “not kourtney” group chat on the premiere of the kardashians but not enough people mentioning the two-minute sequence where khloé explains her deathly fear of whales over an intense orchestral score

everyone talking about kim’s “not kourtney” group chat on the premiere of the kardashians but not enough people mentioning the two-minute sequence where khloé explains her deathly fear of whales over an intense orchestral score

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why oh why did i just find out tonight that kim gordon’s entrance in ‘boarding gate’ is her stomping into a room and sternly speaking fluent cantonese

why oh why did i just find out tonight that kim gordon’s entrance in ‘boarding gate’ is her stomping into a room and sternly speaking fluent cantonese

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still just love how explosive and insecure “sympathy is a knife” is. loud, abrasive and upset. total vulnerability that isn’t masquerading as superiority. probably one of the great modern song metaphors.

still just love how explosive and insecure “sympathy is a knife” is. loud, abrasive and upset. total vulnerability that isn’t masquerading as superiority. probably one of the great modern song metaphors.

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her WHAT?????

her WHAT?????

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still in awe that hacks had thee julianne nicholson playing a skinny jeans-wearing tiktok mom doing an entire absurdly literal dance routine to 143-era katy perry. perhaps one of the most damning indictments of mass-appeal contemporary pop culture i’ve seen yet.

still in awe that hacks had thee julianne nicholson playing a skinny jeans-wearing tiktok mom doing an entire absurdly literal dance routine to 143-era katy perry. perhaps one of the most damning indictments of mass-appeal contemporary pop culture i’ve seen yet.

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and funnily enough this horribly disorganized and pedestrian album cover matches the positively ear-splitting music so, in that way, it’s actually a job well done!

and funnily enough this horribly disorganized and pedestrian album cover matches the positively ear-splitting music so, in that way, it’s actually a job well done!

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everything from her saying “wait what does that mean?” timed perfectly on the melody to “wipe away the residue” to each micro discovery after. golden.

everything from her saying “wait what does that mean?” timed perfectly on the melody to “wipe away the residue” to each micro discovery after. golden.

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legitimately unsure why people are acting like gaga doing a silly drag race finale challenge-sounding song/vid is the death knell of her artistry. it’s a soundtrack song for a film about fashion publishing. she just came off of doing this for 100 shows!

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legitimately unsure why people are acting like gaga doing a silly drag race finale challenge-sounding song/vid is the death knell of her artistry. it’s a soundtrack song for a film about fashion publishing. she just came off of doing this for 100 shows!

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this was brought to my attention last night and my life changed immediately and forever

this was brought to my attention last night and my life changed immediately and forever

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