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My car drives to me. Every day. This is the future I wanted, and now I have it.

My car drives to me. Every day. This is the future I wanted, and now I have it.

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Tesla FSD saves a school bus full of children! My Model Y Performance braked so hard that everything on my seats ended up on the floor. It infuriates me that school bus drivers are allowed to be this bad at driving. In an autonomous future, more lives will be saved like this.

Tesla FSD saves a school bus full of children! My Model Y Performance braked so hard that everything on my seats ended up on the floor. It infuriates me that school bus drivers are allowed to be this bad at driving. In an autonomous future, more lives will be saved like this.

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So this just happened. Tesla Cybercabs are about to invade the Washington DC area and I was given a chance to see it up close. Longer video coming shortly. But for now. Holy crap! 🤯 🤩 Ask questions in the comments. Buy your $TSLA now, folks. 🔥

So this just happened. Tesla Cybercabs are about to invade the Washington DC area and I was given a chance to see it up close. Longer video coming shortly. But for now. Holy crap! 🤯 🤩 Ask questions in the comments. Buy your $TSLA now, folks. 🔥

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Today Tesla Optimus made an appearance on Capitol Hill! No, Optimus wasn’t up here testifying on how he’s going to change the world. He was here as part of the Robot Symposium, and stood (and danced) for lawmakers to get to know him. Everyone was very friendly to him AND Tesla.

Today Tesla Optimus made an appearance on Capitol Hill! No, Optimus wasn’t up here testifying on how he’s going to change the world. He was here as part of the Robot Symposium, and stood (and danced) for lawmakers to get to know him. Everyone was very friendly to him AND Tesla.

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Tesla disables the Streak feature in their loaners. Finally. The pressure is off. 😂 Seriously though, why do you think they do this?

Tesla disables the Streak feature in their loaners. Finally. The pressure is off. 😂 Seriously though, why do you think they do this?

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Cruising into an exit on FSD when I felt my car slow down. A lot. Then I saw why. Once again, my Tesla makes nice with human drivers who don’t believe in using blinkers.

Cruising into an exit on FSD when I felt my car slow down. A lot. Then I saw why. Once again, my Tesla makes nice with human drivers who don’t believe in using blinkers.

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“But FSD doesn’t drive like I do!” FSD Max Max: “Hold my charger.”

“But FSD doesn’t drive like I do!” FSD Max Max: “Hold my charger.”

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Awesome moment of FSD sentience today with an immediate reaction to a change in situation and then following a human cue (flashing brights) to immediately proceed. 🤯

Awesome moment of FSD sentience today with an immediate reaction to a change in situation and then following a human cue (flashing brights) to immediately proceed. 🤯

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Any other Model Y Juniper owners notice this not-so-little patch of untouched windshield when it rains? The wipers just won’t go there. And if you don’t have OCD, you will.

Any other Model Y Juniper owners notice this not-so-little patch of untouched windshield when it rains? The wipers just won’t go there. And if you don’t have OCD, you will.

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Gotta report warts when I see ‘em. FSD 14.3.3 had a freakout at the tollbooth. As you can see, it couldn’t decide where to go. I’ve gone through many times without issue. Any thoughts as to what might cause this kind of behavior? Tesla AI Also thanks CamCutApp!

Gotta report warts when I see ‘em. FSD 14.3.3 had a freakout at the tollbooth. As you can see, it couldn’t decide where to go. I’ve gone through many times without issue. Any thoughts as to what might cause this kind of behavior? Tesla AI Also thanks CamCutApp!

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What kind of a new Model Y Performance owner am I?! I completely forgot about Drag Strip Mode! So, just went out in my pajamas to test it. It works. 😂 🔥

What kind of a new Model Y Performance owner am I?! I completely forgot about Drag Strip Mode! So, just went out in my pajamas to test it. It works. 😂 🔥

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Some good friends of ours are going to purchase their first Tesla next month. The husband had a test-drive vehicle for a day, but his wife was working and unable to experience FSD. So, being the Tesla fanboy I am, I decided to arrange for her first time FSD ride! 🚀

Some good friends of ours are going to purchase their first Tesla next month. The husband had a test-drive vehicle for a day, but his wife was working and unable to experience FSD. So, being the Tesla fanboy I am, I decided to arrange for her first time FSD ride! 🚀

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One of the simplest things for humans, but incredibly complex for machines, is anticipating the unpredictability of children. Here FSD rolls up in direct sun, spots the kid way before I did, and applies the brakes. But what came after stunned me. Another bike, and another, then a gap, and another bike (and a bonus scooter). At no time did FSD attempt to jump the gap between the children (even when it could have). There was no jitter or indecision. FSD just patiently waited until they all came around the corner and crossed the street. It stayed perfectly still so as not to scare the children. Just like a human would. I’ve seen a lot of amazing things with FSD, but this one really impressed me on a deeper level. As a father, I’m happy knowing more people are using Tesla FSD to keep their own kids safe and to ensure the safety of the kids on the road.

One of the simplest things for humans, but incredibly complex for machines, is anticipating the unpredictability of children. Here FSD rolls up in direct sun, spots the kid way before I did, and applies the brakes. But what came after stunned me. Another bike, and another, then a gap, and another bike (and a bonus scooter). At no time did FSD attempt to jump the gap between the children (even when it could have). There was no jitter or indecision. FSD just patiently waited until they all came around the corner and crossed the street. It stayed perfectly still so as not to scare the children. Just like a human would. I’ve seen a lot of amazing things with FSD, but this one really impressed me on a deeper level. As a father, I’m happy knowing more people are using Tesla FSD to keep their own kids safe and to ensure the safety of the kids on the road.

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Enclosing our deck may have been the single biggest thing I’ve done to extend my lifespan. Zen.

Enclosing our deck may have been the single biggest thing I’ve done to extend my lifespan. Zen.

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Sat in the Model YL today. Beautiful, but not as amazing as I thought. If you’re considering it, I would sit in the car first. Especially if you have 4 kids (unless they’re small). Had a feeling space would be an issue, and I wasn’t wrong. Still need a larger vehicle from Tesla.

Sat in the Model YL today. Beautiful, but not as amazing as I thought. If you’re considering it, I would sit in the car first. Especially if you have 4 kids (unless they’re small). Had a feeling space would be an issue, and I wasn’t wrong. Still need a larger vehicle from Tesla.

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This is how good FSD has gotten. And I’ll admit, I was a little nervous when the light turned green because I thought the car was going to try and go for it. But it didn’t. It waited for the officer’s hand signal, then it proceeded. Incredible that a car intuitively knows this!

This is how good FSD has gotten. And I’ll admit, I was a little nervous when the light turned green because I thought the car was going to try and go for it. But it didn’t. It waited for the officer’s hand signal, then it proceeded. Incredible that a car intuitively knows this!

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So this just happened. Tesla Cybercabs are about to invade the Washington DC area and I was given a chance to see it up close. Longer video coming shortly. But for now. Holy crap! 🤯 🤩 Ask questions in the comments. Buy your $TSLA now, folks. 🔥

So this just happened. Tesla Cybercabs are about to invade the Washington DC area and I was given a chance to see it up close. Longer video coming shortly. But for now. Holy crap! 🤯 🤩 Ask questions in the comments. Buy your $TSLA now, folks. 🔥

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OK, weird behavior on 14.3.3. My car, which had been able to park in my garage on 14.3.2, has not only lost the ability, it now puts itself into a humorous endless loop of pulling up to the garage, assessing, backing out, going around my cul-de-sac, and trying again, and again…

OK, weird behavior on 14.3.3. My car, which had been able to park in my garage on 14.3.2, has not only lost the ability, it now puts itself into a humorous endless loop of pulling up to the garage, assessing, backing out, going around my cul-de-sac, and trying again, and again…

193,204 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Lots of people talk about the quality of the X Money card. And to be honest, it looks and feels great. But what about the the sound of the clank when you try to be a baller at dinner? Does it sound like metal or plastic? What about the other metal cards? Let’s get into it!

Lots of people talk about the quality of the X Money card. And to be honest, it looks and feels great. But what about the the sound of the clank when you try to be a baller at dinner? Does it sound like metal or plastic? What about the other metal cards? Let’s get into it!

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Tesla drivers help each other out. This Cybertruck was the victim of road rage at a lane merge. I saw it taking place behind me so I did what any friend would do. Let him go ahead. When you’re in the family, you’re in the family.

Tesla drivers help each other out. This Cybertruck was the victim of road rage at a lane merge. I saw it taking place behind me so I did what any friend would do. Let him go ahead. When you’re in the family, you’re in the family.

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Dr Manhattva Man, all I can think about is that I would do as Emperor Cleon does, in this, one of the most powerful retribution speeches I’ve ever heard, if that were my daughter.

Dr Manhattva Man, all I can think about is that I would do as Emperor Cleon does, in this, one of the most powerful retribution speeches I’ve ever heard, if that were my daughter.

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I’m willing to admit when I make a bad call. The Model YL *can* fit an adult comfortably in the back. And it only took hanging out with David Moss at Tesla Tyson’s Corner, VA, to show me the light! There’s still no way you’ll get 6 carryons, 6 backpacks, and 6 people in here! 😂

I’m willing to admit when I make a bad call. The Model YL can fit an adult comfortably in the back. And it only took hanging out with David Moss at Tesla Tyson’s Corner, VA, to show me the light! There’s still no way you’ll get 6 carryons, 6 backpacks, and 6 people in here! 😂

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At 9am today, this couple systematically walked around my car, attempted entry, and forcibly tried to remove the charger (which has a ring lock, thankfully) at Reagan Airport. They can be seen touching the car, filming it, and looking underneath. It has been parked for 30 hours.

At 9am today, this couple systematically walked around my car, attempted entry, and forcibly tried to remove the charger (which has a ring lock, thankfully) at Reagan Airport. They can be seen touching the car, filming it, and looking underneath. It has been parked for 30 hours.

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Just visited the Department of Transportation in DC to see their AV (autonomous vehicle) displays. No rides, just lots of touching! See my attached video (and livestreams) for details. Lots of interest in the Tesla Cybercab, though. Surprisingly, it’s GORGEOUS in the sunlight. 🤩

Just visited the Department of Transportation in DC to see their AV (autonomous vehicle) displays. No rides, just lots of touching! See my attached video (and livestreams) for details. Lots of interest in the Tesla Cybercab, though. Surprisingly, it’s GORGEOUS in the sunlight. 🤩

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Welp. FSD (14.3.3) got itself into a weird situation and scratched my car. 😞 It was a bonkers move, but hey, that’s why we’re supervisors. And remember, I chose to let it proceed. All part of learning. Listen for my commentary.

Welp. FSD (14.3.3) got itself into a weird situation and scratched my car. 😞 It was a bonkers move, but hey, that’s why we’re supervisors. And remember, I chose to let it proceed. All part of learning. Listen for my commentary.

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Major 14.3.1 update. Actually Smart Summon (ASS) now seeks to work on city streets! Watch as ASS pulls out of my driveway and takes me to the street around the corner. 🤯 This is not FSD… or, is it?! I’m headed out for more testing!!! Arek Sredzki you da MAN!!

Major 14.3.1 update. Actually Smart Summon (ASS) now seeks to work on city streets! Watch as ASS pulls out of my driveway and takes me to the street around the corner. 🤯 This is not FSD… or, is it?! I’m headed out for more testing!!! Arek Sredzki you da MAN!!

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Confirmed 2026.2.9.9 glitch. You can’t exit Grok once activated. No music. Only Grok. Parking and exiting the vehicle didn’t fix it. Only thing that worked was double-scroll wheel reset. Teslascope Tesla AI Yun-Ta Tsai

Confirmed 2026.2.9.9 glitch. You can’t exit Grok once activated. No music. Only Grok. Parking and exiting the vehicle didn’t fix it. Only thing that worked was double-scroll wheel reset. Teslascope Tesla AI Yun-Ta Tsai

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Wishing You All a Very Happy HW3 Halloween! Tesla always ensures you bring the holiday A-Game.

Wishing You All a Very Happy HW3 Halloween! Tesla always ensures you bring the holiday A-Game.

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It never fails to wow me that none of these people know that my car is driving itself via artificial intelligence.

It never fails to wow me that none of these people know that my car is driving itself via artificial intelligence.

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I have been traveling nearly nonstop for over 2 months. Tonight was my last flight for the next 7 weeks. I’m beyond exhausted and miss my family. My flight landed just before midnight and I have a 38 mile drive home. Thank you Tesla AI for FSD. Because of your amazing technology, I know I will make it home to my family safe. It’s got me covered on all angles. I don’t have to worry about an attention lapse that could cost me my life. Stepping off the safest form of travel and into my Tesla is a reminder that soon, driving won’t be the dangerous endeavor it is today. And owning a car with FSD and using it correctly puts me ahead of the game. Seeing my family at the end of a long trip is worth it.

I have been traveling nearly nonstop for over 2 months. Tonight was my last flight for the next 7 weeks. I’m beyond exhausted and miss my family. My flight landed just before midnight and I have a 38 mile drive home. Thank you Tesla AI for FSD. Because of your amazing technology, I know I will make it home to my family safe. It’s got me covered on all angles. I don’t have to worry about an attention lapse that could cost me my life. Stepping off the safest form of travel and into my Tesla is a reminder that soon, driving won’t be the dangerous endeavor it is today. And owning a car with FSD and using it correctly puts me ahead of the game. Seeing my family at the end of a long trip is worth it.

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