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Yes. Charging the Duo on a Tesla charger upside down works just fine. 🔋 ⚡️

Yes. Charging the Duo on a Tesla charger upside down works just fine. 🔋 ⚡️

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Tesla FSD saves a school bus full of children! My Model Y Performance braked so hard that everything on my seats ended up on the floor. It infuriates me that school bus drivers are allowed to be this bad at driving. In an autonomous future, more lives will be saved like this.

Tesla FSD saves a school bus full of children! My Model Y Performance braked so hard that everything on my seats ended up on the floor. It infuriates me that school bus drivers are allowed to be this bad at driving. In an autonomous future, more lives will be saved like this.

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My car drives to me. Every day. This is the future I wanted, and now I have it.

My car drives to me. Every day. This is the future I wanted, and now I have it.

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Today Tesla Optimus made an appearance on Capitol Hill! No, Optimus wasn’t up here testifying on how he’s going to change the world. He was here as part of the Robot Symposium, and stood (and danced) for lawmakers to get to know him. Everyone was very friendly to him AND Tesla.

Today Tesla Optimus made an appearance on Capitol Hill! No, Optimus wasn’t up here testifying on how he’s going to change the world. He was here as part of the Robot Symposium, and stood (and danced) for lawmakers to get to know him. Everyone was very friendly to him AND Tesla.

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So this just happened. Tesla Cybercabs are about to invade the Washington DC area and I was given a chance to see it up close. Longer video coming shortly. But for now. Holy crap! 🤯 🤩 Ask questions in the comments. Buy your $TSLA now, folks. 🔥

So this just happened. Tesla Cybercabs are about to invade the Washington DC area and I was given a chance to see it up close. Longer video coming shortly. But for now. Holy crap! 🤯 🤩 Ask questions in the comments. Buy your $TSLA now, folks. 🔥

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Tesla disables the Streak feature in their loaners. Finally. The pressure is off. 😂 Seriously though, why do you think they do this?

Tesla disables the Streak feature in their loaners. Finally. The pressure is off. 😂 Seriously though, why do you think they do this?

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Cruising into an exit on FSD when I felt my car slow down. A lot. Then I saw why. Once again, my Tesla makes nice with human drivers who don’t believe in using blinkers.

Cruising into an exit on FSD when I felt my car slow down. A lot. Then I saw why. Once again, my Tesla makes nice with human drivers who don’t believe in using blinkers.

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“But FSD doesn’t drive like I do!” FSD Max Max: “Hold my charger.”

“But FSD doesn’t drive like I do!” FSD Max Max: “Hold my charger.”

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Awesome moment of FSD sentience today with an immediate reaction to a change in situation and then following a human cue (flashing brights) to immediately proceed. 🤯

Awesome moment of FSD sentience today with an immediate reaction to a change in situation and then following a human cue (flashing brights) to immediately proceed. 🤯

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Gotta report warts when I see ‘em. FSD 14.3.3 had a freakout at the tollbooth. As you can see, it couldn’t decide where to go. I’ve gone through many times without issue. Any thoughts as to what might cause this kind of behavior? Also thanks CamCutApp!

Gotta report warts when I see ‘em. FSD 14.3.3 had a freakout at the tollbooth. As you can see, it couldn’t decide where to go. I’ve gone through many times without issue. Any thoughts as to what might cause this kind of behavior? Also thanks CamCutApp!

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Any other Model Y Juniper owners notice this not-so-little patch of untouched windshield when it rains? The wipers just won’t go there. And if you don’t have OCD, you will.

Any other Model Y Juniper owners notice this not-so-little patch of untouched windshield when it rains? The wipers just won’t go there. And if you don’t have OCD, you will.

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What kind of a new Model Y Performance owner am I?! I completely forgot about Drag Strip Mode! So, just went out in my pajamas to test it. It works. 😂 🔥

What kind of a new Model Y Performance owner am I?! I completely forgot about Drag Strip Mode! So, just went out in my pajamas to test it. It works. 😂 🔥

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This settles the Tesla charger question for the iPhone Duo. 😑

This settles the Tesla charger question for the iPhone Duo. 😑

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Yeah. The iPhone Duo sucks, is washed out, and cracks all the time. Here’s a video to justify all of that! NOT.

Yeah. The iPhone Duo sucks, is washed out, and cracks all the time. Here’s a video to justify all of that! NOT.

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Some good friends of ours are going to purchase their first Tesla next month. The husband had a test-drive vehicle for a day, but his wife was working and unable to experience FSD. So, being the Tesla fanboy I am, I decided to arrange for her first time FSD ride! 🚀

Some good friends of ours are going to purchase their first Tesla next month. The husband had a test-drive vehicle for a day, but his wife was working and unable to experience FSD. So, being the Tesla fanboy I am, I decided to arrange for her first time FSD ride! 🚀

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One of the simplest things for humans, but incredibly complex for machines, is anticipating the unpredictability of children. Here FSD rolls up in direct sun, spots the kid way before I did, and applies the brakes. But what came after stunned me. Another bike, and another, then a gap, and another bike (and a bonus scooter). At no time did FSD attempt to jump the gap between the children (even when it could have). There was no jitter or indecision. FSD just patiently waited until they all came around the corner and crossed the street. It stayed perfectly still so as not to scare the children. Just like a human would. I’ve seen a lot of amazing things with FSD, but this one really impressed me on a deeper level. As a father, I’m happy knowing more people are using Tesla FSD to keep their own kids safe and to ensure the safety of the kids on the road.

One of the simplest things for humans, but incredibly complex for machines, is anticipating the unpredictability of children. Here FSD rolls up in direct sun, spots the kid way before I did, and applies the brakes. But what came after stunned me. Another bike, and another, then a gap, and another bike (and a bonus scooter). At no time did FSD attempt to jump the gap between the children (even when it could have). There was no jitter or indecision. FSD just patiently waited until they all came around the corner and crossed the street. It stayed perfectly still so as not to scare the children. Just like a human would. I’ve seen a lot of amazing things with FSD, but this one really impressed me on a deeper level. As a father, I’m happy knowing more people are using Tesla FSD to keep their own kids safe and to ensure the safety of the kids on the road.

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Enclosing our deck may have been the single biggest thing I’ve done to extend my lifespan. Zen.

Enclosing our deck may have been the single biggest thing I’ve done to extend my lifespan. Zen.

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Sat in the Model YL today. Beautiful, but not as amazing as I thought. If you’re considering it, I would sit in the car first. Especially if you have 4 kids (unless they’re small). Had a feeling space would be an issue, and I wasn’t wrong. Still need a larger vehicle from Tesla.

Sat in the Model YL today. Beautiful, but not as amazing as I thought. If you’re considering it, I would sit in the car first. Especially if you have 4 kids (unless they’re small). Had a feeling space would be an issue, and I wasn’t wrong. Still need a larger vehicle from Tesla.

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This is how good FSD has gotten. And I’ll admit, I was a little nervous when the light turned green because I thought the car was going to try and go for it. But it didn’t. It waited for the officer’s hand signal, then it proceeded. Incredible that a car intuitively knows this!

This is how good FSD has gotten. And I’ll admit, I was a little nervous when the light turned green because I thought the car was going to try and go for it. But it didn’t. It waited for the officer’s hand signal, then it proceeded. Incredible that a car intuitively knows this!

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Recorded my Mom’s first experience behind the wheel using Tesla’s Full Self Driving (FSD). Her line when we got home, “DJ, that was honestly a life changing experience. It’s like the future is suddenly here. That was soooo cool!” See for yourself… 😂 Tesla AI Tesla

Recorded my Mom’s first experience behind the wheel using Tesla’s Full Self Driving (FSD). Her line when we got home, “DJ, that was honestly a life changing experience. It’s like the future is suddenly here. That was soooo cool!” See for yourself… 😂 Tesla AI Tesla

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What do you do with all the time Tesla’s FSD gives you back? For me, it ensures I never have to look like a Chia Pet again!

What do you do with all the time Tesla’s FSD gives you back? For me, it ensures I never have to look like a Chia Pet again!

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I asked my Grok Grok Bot to order me a gift, $25 or less, based on what it knows about me, and to keep it secret. What it sent absolutely blew me away. 🤩 I challenge you to do the same!

I asked my Grok Grok Bot to order me a gift, $25 or less, based on what it knows about me, and to keep it secret. What it sent absolutely blew me away. 🤩 I challenge you to do the same!

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So this just happened. Tesla Cybercabs are about to invade the Washington DC area and I was given a chance to see it up close. Longer video coming shortly. But for now. Holy crap! 🤯 🤩 Ask questions in the comments. Buy your $TSLA now, folks. 🔥

So this just happened. Tesla Cybercabs are about to invade the Washington DC area and I was given a chance to see it up close. Longer video coming shortly. But for now. Holy crap! 🤯 🤩 Ask questions in the comments. Buy your $TSLA now, folks. 🔥

157,414 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

OK, weird behavior on 14.3.3. My car, which had been able to park in my garage on 14.3.2, has not only lost the ability, it now puts itself into a humorous endless loop of pulling up to the garage, assessing, backing out, going around my cul-de-sac, and trying again, and again…

OK, weird behavior on 14.3.3. My car, which had been able to park in my garage on 14.3.2, has not only lost the ability, it now puts itself into a humorous endless loop of pulling up to the garage, assessing, backing out, going around my cul-de-sac, and trying again, and again…

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Unfortunately, FSD 14.3.9 has ruined the ability to avoid the express/toll/HOV lanes. Even with those toggles all turned off, my car will take the tolls. This requires disengagement of either FSD, or the disengagement of navigation. A new problem I’ve not seen.

Unfortunately, FSD 14.3.9 has ruined the ability to avoid the express/toll/HOV lanes. Even with those toggles all turned off, my car will take the tolls. This requires disengagement of either FSD, or the disengagement of navigation. A new problem I’ve not seen.

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Tesla drivers help each other out. This Cybertruck was the victim of road rage at a lane merge. I saw it taking place behind me so I did what any friend would do. Let him go ahead. When you’re in the family, you’re in the family.

Tesla drivers help each other out. This Cybertruck was the victim of road rage at a lane merge. I saw it taking place behind me so I did what any friend would do. Let him go ahead. When you’re in the family, you’re in the family.

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Lots of people talk about the quality of the X Money card. And to be honest, it looks and feels great. But what about the the sound of the clank when you try to be a baller at dinner? Does it sound like metal or plastic? What about the other metal cards? Let’s get into it!

Lots of people talk about the quality of the X Money card. And to be honest, it looks and feels great. But what about the the sound of the clank when you try to be a baller at dinner? Does it sound like metal or plastic? What about the other metal cards? Let’s get into it!

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Dr Manhattva Man, all I can think about is that I would do as Emperor Cleon does, in this, one of the most powerful retribution speeches I’ve ever heard, if that were my daughter.

Dr Manhattva Man, all I can think about is that I would do as Emperor Cleon does, in this, one of the most powerful retribution speeches I’ve ever heard, if that were my daughter.

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At 9am today, this couple systematically walked around my car, attempted entry, and forcibly tried to remove the charger (which has a ring lock, thankfully) at Reagan Airport. They can be seen touching the car, filming it, and looking underneath. It has been parked for 30 hours.

At 9am today, this couple systematically walked around my car, attempted entry, and forcibly tried to remove the charger (which has a ring lock, thankfully) at Reagan Airport. They can be seen touching the car, filming it, and looking underneath. It has been parked for 30 hours.

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Just visited the Department of Transportation in DC to see their AV (autonomous vehicle) displays. No rides, just lots of touching! See my attached video (and livestreams) for details. Lots of interest in the Tesla Cybercab, though. Surprisingly, it’s GORGEOUS in the sunlight. 🤩

Just visited the Department of Transportation in DC to see their AV (autonomous vehicle) displays. No rides, just lots of touching! See my attached video (and livestreams) for details. Lots of interest in the Tesla Cybercab, though. Surprisingly, it’s GORGEOUS in the sunlight. 🤩

74,008 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

Welp. FSD (14.3.3) got itself into a weird situation and scratched my car. 😞 It was a bonkers move, but hey, that’s why we’re supervisors. And remember, I chose to let it proceed. All part of learning. Listen for my commentary.

Welp. FSD (14.3.3) got itself into a weird situation and scratched my car. 😞 It was a bonkers move, but hey, that’s why we’re supervisors. And remember, I chose to let it proceed. All part of learning. Listen for my commentary.

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Major 14.3.1 update. Actually Smart Summon (ASS) now seeks to work on city streets! Watch as ASS pulls out of my driveway and takes me to the street around the corner. 🤯 This is not FSD… or, is it?! I’m headed out for more testing!!! Arek Sredzki you da MAN!!

Major 14.3.1 update. Actually Smart Summon (ASS) now seeks to work on city streets! Watch as ASS pulls out of my driveway and takes me to the street around the corner. 🤯 This is not FSD… or, is it?! I’m headed out for more testing!!! Arek Sredzki you da MAN!!

53,323 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад