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Chicken Waffen struck again.

Chicken Waffen struck again.

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A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

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Israel's defense minister confirms White replacement and that he wants to flood Sweden and France with muslims.

Israel's defense minister confirms White replacement and that he wants to flood Sweden and France with muslims.

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They would do this to our children too.

They would do this to our children too.

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Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

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Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

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Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

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Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

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Boats are like trains but on water and Indians don't do too well with them either.

Boats are like trains but on water and Indians don't do too well with them either.

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Be careful out there, we're surrounded by retards.

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Be careful out there, we're surrounded by retards.

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Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

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I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

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It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

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It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

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It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

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Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

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This is what a HS graduation looks like when the city is less than 10% black.

This is what a HS graduation looks like when the city is less than 10% black.

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Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

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A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

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We wuz electricians.

We wuz electricians.

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Duquan stole Fred Flintstone's bike.

Duquan stole Fred Flintstone's bike.

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The usual suspects tried to rob the wrong store. The 80 year-old shopkeeper was waiting for them and the result was Leroy running out and screaming like a little bitch.

The usual suspects tried to rob the wrong store. The 80 year-old shopkeeper was waiting for them and the result was Leroy running out and screaming like a little bitch.

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Piggyback rides can be dangerous if you're an Indian with a 73 IQ.

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Piggyback rides can be dangerous if you're an Indian with a 73 IQ.

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That time in 2022 when Caleb Plant knocked out an uppity black and then pretended to bury him.

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That time in 2022 when Caleb Plant knocked out an uppity black and then pretended to bury him.

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Going to an Indian water park is like swimming in a porta potty. South Park predicted this.

Going to an Indian water park is like swimming in a porta potty. South Park predicted this.

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It's the 33rd anniversary of Nay-Nay beating up Peanut for being a no-good, triflin' ass nigga and using her last food stamp. Peanut passed a few years ago and Nay-Nay is now 70 with a bad hip and sells kool-aid pickles out of the trunk of her 2004 Altima.

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It's the 33rd anniversary of Nay-Nay beating up Peanut for being a no-good, triflin' ass nigga and using her last food stamp. Peanut passed a few years ago and Nay-Nay is now 70 with a bad hip and sells kool-aid pickles out of the trunk of her 2004 Altima.

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A Chinese bank teller, behind bulletproof glass, laughed at the genius who tried to rob her with a cleaver.

A Chinese bank teller, behind bulletproof glass, laughed at the genius who tried to rob her with a cleaver.

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He might run like Napoleon Dynamite but he fights like Chuck Norris.

He might run like Napoleon Dynamite but he fights like Chuck Norris.

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Add stick riding to the ever growing list of black inventions.

Add stick riding to the ever growing list of black inventions.

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A lone Tiger Waffen soldier engaged the enemy behind enemy lines and managed to escape successfully.

A lone Tiger Waffen soldier engaged the enemy behind enemy lines and managed to escape successfully.

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The sacred Indian martial art, Kung Pu.

The sacred Indian martial art, Kung Pu.

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Black Africans are too stupid to build a bridge so they use a plastic drum to cross a river.

Black Africans are too stupid to build a bridge so they use a plastic drum to cross a river.

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A guy in Brazil tried jacking a motorcycle but got smoked by a cop instead.

A guy in Brazil tried jacking a motorcycle but got smoked by a cop instead.

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Goats in the Middle East have learned how to walk up walls. Experts say the goats have developed this ability as a defense to avoid being married to muslim men.

Goats in the Middle East have learned how to walk up walls. Experts say the goats have developed this ability as a defense to avoid being married to muslim men.

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A businessman in Brazil shows us how to handle a robbery. It was ruled as justified.

A businessman in Brazil shows us how to handle a robbery. It was ruled as justified.

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The Indian version of the little mermaid swims in sewage.

The Indian version of the little mermaid swims in sewage.

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A temple in India started to produce holy water. Word quickly spread and thousands of believers made pilgrimages hoping to get a few drops. It was later discovered that the magic water was just condensation from the AC unit.

A temple in India started to produce holy water. Word quickly spread and thousands of believers made pilgrimages hoping to get a few drops. It was later discovered that the magic water was just condensation from the AC unit.

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287,326 Aufrufe • vor 16 Tagen

"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"

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"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"

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Landfills in India are rivers.

Landfills in India are rivers.

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A based Japanese lady has no time for Barneishia and her baboonery.

A based Japanese lady has no time for Barneishia and her baboonery.

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208,275 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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The White champ chumped the chimp.

The White champ chumped the chimp.

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